Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!

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michelin89 (f)
Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« on: June 17, 2007, 08:16 PM »

I am looking for a guy that

Appearance: has
dark hair (2 cms long; not more)
average forehead (Rihanna's forehead is out)
Nice ears (Dumbo not wanted)
Deep eyes (Chinese eyes are more than accepted)
Lovely nose (pointed or flat: it must fit the face)
Sweet lips (dry lips are absolutely out)
Nice teeth (white and clean)
Good tongue (I love French kisses so it has to be clean)
Long neck (Yes, I love long necks)
Wide shoulder (To hug me)
String arms (to protect me)
Well kept armpits (no stinking armpits wanted)
String elbows (To carry me)
Long fingers (To caress me)
Well-kept finger-nails (If you eat them, don't come to me)
Nice chest (ahhhhhh)
Nice nipples (uhmmmmmmm)
Flat and toned tommy (ohhhhhh)
beautiful navel (ihhhhh)
Trimmed Pubic Hair (The bush doesn't have to cover the tree)
Average Penis (I said average. Not all girls like them big, you know)
Average balls (They have to fit your privates)
Toned Butts (I like to squeeze)
Muscular Hips (They are so sexy)
Long Legs (Oh my gosh)
Strong Knees (it's getting hot in here)
Nice feet (no smelly feet wanted)
Well cared toe-nails (no corns please)

Personality: is
Humble ( don't dare cross that red line)
Kind (You have to be there for me)
Funny (I need to laugh)
Out-going (I am tired of staying indoors)
Generous (I also like to receive)
Not too stubborn (Because I am damn stubborn)
Wild (Uhm come and eat me)

Other features:
Atheist (I nor sabi pastor)
Educated/eloquent (I like guys that can speak)
Good-lover

He must be able to take me to the clouds in 3mins 47 secs.
Before I Forget his head has to be 1/8 of his entire body.
He must like to drink tea with 5 spoons of sugar

I'll add other details later!
crazykid (m)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #1 on: June 17, 2007, 08:44 PM »

Too much request

I doubt if there's any guy with all those qualities you required  Undecided
michelin89 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #2 on: June 17, 2007, 08:46 PM »

Quote from: crazykid on June 17, 2007, 08:44 PM
Too much request

I doubt if there's any guy with all those qualities you required Undecided

The title says Prince Charming!
mukina2 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #3 on: June 17, 2007, 08:50 PM »

 Shocked  Shocked   Shocked Grin Grin Grin Grin Lips sealed
michelin89 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #4 on: June 17, 2007, 08:53 PM »

muki nor come spoil thread for me ooo,   Angry  Cheesy
tafari (m)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #5 on: June 17, 2007, 08:56 PM »

Da Prince is here.
100% compliant!
michelin89 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #6 on: June 17, 2007, 08:58 PM »

Quote from: tafari on June 17, 2007, 08:56 PM
Da Prince is here.
100% compliant!

Princes don't talk this way. Disqualified!  Grin
mukina2 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #7 on: June 17, 2007, 09:01 PM »

what did i do? Grin   Grin


good luck in your search Grin Tongue
michelin89 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #8 on: June 17, 2007, 09:04 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on June 17, 2007, 09:01 PM
what did i do? Grin Grin


good luck in your search Grin Tongue

because e be like say na trouble you dey look for these days.

You even tell me you wan whoop my ikebe.

I still remember.

Ahhhhh! Muki say she wan whoop my nice bakassi!!!!!
mukina2 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #9 on: June 17, 2007, 09:08 PM »

Quote from: michelin89 on June 17, 2007, 09:04 PM
because e be like say na trouble you dey look for these days.

You even tell me you wan whoop my ikebe.

I still remember.

Ahhhhh! Muki say she wan whoop my nice bakassi!!!!!

i am gone from this thread   Grin   Grin    Grin   Grin

hope  you find  him Grin  Grin good luck Grin    Grin    Grin
michelin89 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #10 on: June 17, 2007, 09:09 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on June 17, 2007, 09:08 PM
i am gone from this thread Grin Grin Grin Grin

hope you find him Grin Grin good luck Grin Grin Grin

no stay!
nana (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #11 on: June 17, 2007, 09:24 PM »

na wa o
all those qualities, na die
candylips (m)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #12 on: June 17, 2007, 10:17 PM »



a girl looking for a prince charming will end up with a ugly gorillia at the end of the day
nana (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #13 on: June 17, 2007, 10:19 PM »

Quote from: candylips on June 17, 2007, 10:17 PM

a girl looking for a prince charming will end up with a ugly gorillia at the end of the day
lol
cute-ass (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #14 on: June 18, 2007, 12:54 AM »

Quote from: michelin89 on June 17, 2007, 08:16 PM
Trimmed Pubic Hair (The bush doesn't have to cover the tree)

ROFLMCAO Grin Grin Grin

Why nah? You can plait bob-marley with the bush, so it doesnt cover the tree lol Tongue Grin

 
tafari (m)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #15 on: June 18, 2007, 08:58 AM »

mr fyne  waka, how u dey? how is your twin brother? Grin Grin
Guse
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #16 on: June 18, 2007, 09:42 AM »

Your request is absolutely absurd.  Where on earth would you get those complete traits. My advice for you is to be humble if truly you're looking for those qualities, so you wouldn't miss Mr right. A Prince is made not born!
abilityman (m)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #17 on: June 18, 2007, 09:47 AM »

likes for likes baby. u aint princess charming and u want prince charming. sorry, birds of a feather flock together.

i will find your like for u.

No strong feeling baby!

cheerio
acidrop (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #18 on: June 18, 2007, 09:58 AM »

lol, all the guys are checking themself out nau, 2 c if they meet the requirements lol, newaiz, haba mich, nobody is perfect nau, n c hw u dey dissqualify them like that, abeg add considerations oooo
michelin89 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #19 on: June 18, 2007, 10:21 AM »

Quote from: abilityman on June 18, 2007, 09:47 AM
likes for likes baby. u aint princess charming and u want prince charming. sorry, birds of a feather flock together.

i will find your like for u.

No strong feeling baby!

cheerio

Che il cielo ti fulmini per quello che hai detto.  Angry
acidrop (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #20 on: June 18, 2007, 10:23 AM »

don't even need 2 ask 4 translation for that, can interpret from the smilie face, lol
olanmuis (m)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #21 on: June 18, 2007, 10:31 AM »

michelin, great requirements though, but a quality is missing and hence scores yr requirement low! ,  I just have this to tell u- You need more than these to be happy and have a fulfilling relationship,  A true "prince charming" is a ma n that has God,  He embodies all other qualities minds are yet to decipher.
acidrop (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #22 on: June 18, 2007, 10:33 AM »

hmmmm thumbs up, na true sha
olanmuis (m)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #23 on: June 18, 2007, 10:39 AM »

Only mediocres in my view will desire a man with such features,  u deserve more, Wild You Say,  eating u up ravaneously, aoh, atheist, that has no fear of God, see no reason not to be infidel,,  He generously will spead your love around, My dear, there is more to life than mere fantasies, think,  The beauty of it all should be a happy and a fulfilling one, not one of regrets.

Most ladies that have gone for yr defination of Prin Charming are licking there wounds today, some are still under rehabilitation, any man without the fear of God is unworthy for a right lady with good values and virtures

Ladies You deserve more! Add a bite of God to that and You are a click of the mouse there!
olanmuis (m)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #24 on: June 18, 2007, 10:39 AM »

Only mediocres in my view will desire a man with such features,  u deserve more, Wild You Say,  eating u up ravaneously, aoh, atheist, that has no fear of God, see no reason not to be infidel,,  He generously will spead your love around, My dear, there is more to life than mere fantasies, think,  The beauty of it all should be a happy and a fulfilling one, not one of regrets.

Most ladies that have gone for yr defination of Prin Charming are licking there wounds today, some are still under rehabilitation, any man without the fear of God is unworthy for a right lady with good values and virtures

Ladies You deserve more! Add a bite of God to that and You are a click of the mouse there!
acidrop (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #25 on: June 18, 2007, 10:42 AM »

hmmm, something 2 put under consideration, don't worry, i will inform her on the new acquired knowledge, tnk u 4 your opinion
michelin89 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #26 on: June 18, 2007, 10:48 AM »

Quote from: olanmuis on June 18, 2007, 10:39 AM
Only mediocres in my view will desire a man with such features, u deserve more, Wild You Say, eating u up ravaneously, aoh, atheist, that has no fear of God, see no reason not to be infidel,, He generously will spead your love around, My dear, there is more to life than mere fantasies, think, The beauty of it all should be a happy and a fulfilling one, not one of regrets.

Most ladies that have gone for yr defination of Prin Charming are licking there wounds today, some are still under rehabilitation, any man without the fear of God is unworthy for a right lady with good values and virtures

Ladies You deserve more! Add a bite of God to that and You are a click of the mouse there!


No need to post it twice.

I don't want a boring guy that's why I said "wild". Of course he doesn't have to come from the jungle. I like adventurous guys who go for what they want without hesitation.

I don't believe in God and going for a believer would just be causing myself stress
The fact that he is atheist doesn't mean he lacks moral values. Any man that thinks like this gets on my nerves easily.

Nferyn isn't a beliver but he has a wonderful marriage. Seun is atheist too but you are still here on his forum making noise. What are you doing on the land of an infidel?
acidrop (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #27 on: June 18, 2007, 10:52 AM »

@olaminus, i hope this clarifies your view
michelin89 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #28 on: June 18, 2007, 10:57 AM »

I could have just summarized all his physical features with the three words: Handsome, fit and tall.

Going into the details was intentionally done to see the reactions of people in the land.

I have read other threads where guys ask for absurd things and yet no one says "hey that one too much".

As I have stated I am looking for my Prince Charming ans since beauty is the eyes of the beholder I know how he should look like!

I am sure soon or later a guy will come out to say "Here is your prince".

I am having so much fun!
acidrop (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #29 on: June 18, 2007, 11:00 AM »

datz another fact, keep havin fun, i bet they are still more haterz on d way, u will get that fun tire today Grin
michelin89 (f)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #30 on: June 18, 2007, 11:01 AM »

Quote from: acidrop on June 18, 2007, 11:00 AM
datz another fact, keep havin fun, i bet they are still more haterz on d way, u will get that fun tire today Grin

People only criticize what they would like but can't afford!
abilityman (m)
Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming!
« #31 on: June 18, 2007, 04:25 PM »

i maintain, u aint worth a prince charming if your pix is anything to go by. so adjust your qualities so those that see your pix can pity. speaking italian will not solve d issue
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