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Seun (m)
Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« on: June 18, 2007, 09:43 AM »

Hello,

Do you wonder why Nigerians are the happiest people in the world?  Wonder no more; the answer is sex!
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Well, this survey also asked respondents about how satisfied they were with their sex lives. Nigeria led the way with 67 percent of respondents either mildly satisfied or totally satisfied with their sex, followed by Mexico with 63 percent and India with 61 percent.
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20070616p2a00m0na026000c.html

Praise God!
acidrop (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #1 on: June 18, 2007, 09:50 AM »

hahahah, atleast nigeria is good about something
big spif (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #2 on: June 18, 2007, 09:55 AM »


Na wah for this survey, but i been think say the reason why Nigerians are happy na bicos na them go first enter heaven because the kin suffer wey them suffer for earth don automatically qualify tickets  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

This shows that we be baba for knacking matter  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin another feather in our cap.

But come where US rank?

onome02 (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #3 on: June 18, 2007, 09:56 AM »

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Cheesy Grin
$ammy (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #4 on: June 18, 2007, 09:57 AM »

Even myself i would say i am totally satisfied with my sex life
acidrop (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #5 on: June 18, 2007, 09:59 AM »

Quote from: big spif on June 18, 2007, 09:55 AM
Na wah for this survey, but i been think say the reason why Nigerians are happy na bicos na them go first enter heaven because the kin suffer wey them suffer for earth don automatically qualify tickets Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

This shows that we be baba for knacking matter Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin another feather in our cap.

But come where US rank?



hahahahah, i agree wit u jare
moondust (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #6 on: June 18, 2007, 10:16 AM »

interesting statistics. At least we could make a positive world record in Guiness books this time!
Congratulations Nigerians for your enviable sexual ratings Wink Smiley Grin Grin


@ acidrop
sup, girl?
acidrop (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #7 on: June 18, 2007, 10:22 AM »

heyii mahne, wassup?
moondust (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #8 on: June 18, 2007, 10:34 AM »

i'm good!
just got back frm a long deep sleep.
how body?
acidrop (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #9 on: June 18, 2007, 10:35 AM »

lol, lucky u , i had 2 babysit my baby bro all day, lol
moondust (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #10 on: June 18, 2007, 10:49 AM »

 Smiley
u're ryt. I live alone, so I get to snooze all I want
Grin Grin
shoti (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #11 on: June 18, 2007, 10:54 AM »

why Nigeria so happy about sex?. i wonder what this kind of research is that. anyway,we should not be so fascinate about that. i hay everyone is the house.seun you have all my kudos for this website. always stay in touch.
my2cents (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #12 on: June 18, 2007, 10:54 AM »

We are happier, among other reasons, IMHO because:

- for the most part, we don't live in a world of weekly bills

- for the most part, we pay for everything in cash - no credit cards or loans

- Our lives aren't ruled in terms of what we can produce per hour

- we have both christian and muslim holidays, which means we probably have the equivalent of 2 months off a year

- Our maternity leave lasts at least 6 months and not 3 (unpaid) months as it is in the US
acidrop (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #13 on: June 18, 2007, 10:56 AM »

yeah, datz true, and we don't have 2 go through any council sh****t before we build a big house,

Quote from: moondust on June 18, 2007, 10:49 AM
Smiley
u're ryt. I live alone, so I get to snooze all I want
 Grin Grin

ok, ok, ok, u making me realize hw much i want sleep
pek (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #14 on: June 18, 2007, 11:01 AM »

who carried out the survey and what were the yardsticks for measurement.how can we be the happiest with all the economic, social and political problems we have?
moondust (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #15 on: June 18, 2007, 11:04 AM »

realizes he's drifting from topic and tip toes out
viee (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #16 on: June 18, 2007, 11:06 AM »

Quote from: big spif on June 18, 2007, 09:55 AM

This shows that we be baba for knacking matter Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin another feather in our cap.

lol
 Grin Grin
Quote from: big spif on June 18, 2007, 09:55 AM

But come where US rank?

i wonda oooooooooooooo






angel101 (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #17 on: June 18, 2007, 12:07 PM »

Quote from: my2cents on June 18, 2007, 10:54 AM
We are happier, among other reasons, IMHO because:

- for the most part, we don't live in a world of weekly bills

- for the most part, we pay for everything in cash - no credit cards or loans

- Our lives aren't ruled in terms of what we can produce per hour

- we have both christian and muslim holidays, which means we probably have the equivalent of 2 months off a year

- Our maternity leave lasts at least 6 months and not 3 (unpaid) months as it is in the US

Most govt organizations in England give 9months paid maternity leave plus paternity leave and there are quite a few bank  holidays as well (definitely not less than we have in naija) and they are still arguably the most miserable people in the world.
angel101 (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #18 on: June 18, 2007, 12:08 PM »

I think Nigerians are happy because we are just resilient people.Seun is a good example.

As for sex, i can tell u i get great stuff!  Grin

Seun (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #19 on: June 18, 2007, 12:09 PM »

The problem with England is that there's no "living space" available anywhere.  Don't forget the high taxes!
Adjuster
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #20 on: June 18, 2007, 12:59 PM »

That is ok, if sex make us happy but where do you get your information? what of US, South African and rest of the world where sex films are produced?
Godwin1 (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #21 on: June 18, 2007, 01:11 PM »

well i totally agree with this guys that did this survey. but one question i will like to answer my fellow narialanders is WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GAME OF LOVE MAKING OR SEX,why i am asking is that na someone teach me and i did many pratical lessons before i came professional na.Even if it is over size or tight ,i dey play well well. anyway  i hold no grudges or mean no harm.just saying  it as i feel in my stomach, no be fight oh, because no be gift na pratice oh,

abeg comment oh
bugado (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #22 on: June 18, 2007, 01:47 PM »

i love sex very much that i can't stay a day without it. is an honour if nigeria is the highest in the world.  wah oh wah oh wah oh wah  oh
Sexyuhlala (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #23 on: June 18, 2007, 02:07 PM »

Very Funny
rowlandwhy
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #24 on: June 18, 2007, 02:44 PM »

Omoeko, cute-ass and militia have not seen this thread i guess
Please can someone inform them wherever they are?
Coolitunu (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #25 on: June 18, 2007, 03:11 PM »

Talking about SEX RATING is discriminating,  why can't we talk about hw to be fulfil sexually to ur partner because there are some gents & ladies that are not satiable

Wink
segedoo (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #26 on: June 18, 2007, 04:11 PM »

every cloud as a silver lining i guess, lol
babyosisi (f)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #27 on: June 18, 2007, 05:15 PM »

how can one be happy because of sex when there's no food to feed the result that will be produced in 9 months?
That survey is flawed.
I think most are too ignorant to even know what happiness means.
2old4that (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #28 on: June 18, 2007, 06:02 PM »

@ Topic
It wouldnt possibly be any other thing than sex.   

And the result is pretty obvious, 180million population due to inexplicable routine of sex life.  Its funny!
RaW (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #29 on: June 18, 2007, 06:34 PM »

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how can one be happy because of sex when there's no food to feed the result that will be produced in 9 months?
That survey is flawed.
I think most are too ignorant to even know what happiness means.

That's why there are condoms  Lips sealed
simmy (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #30 on: June 18, 2007, 07:28 PM »

 ;d Embarrassed ;d Embarrassed ;d Embarrassed ;d :p ;d :-x :-x
simmy (m)
Re: Why Nigerians Are So Happy? Sex!
« #31 on: June 18, 2007, 07:29 PM »



 Grin Grin Grin Grin Embarrassed Grin Embarrassed Grin Embarrassed Grin Tongue Grin Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
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