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Lexyhearts (f)
Mama Nkechi
« on: June 19, 2007, 01:27 PM »

There is this woman that was very humble,
she has one pretty daughter named Nkechi,
whenever she wants to go out, she will call her daughter, Nkechi please I am going out don’t go close to any boy o dey are dangerous o ,
if dey see your pant, they will do you bad things,
that is how she do advice her every day,
and Nkechi was very good she listen to advice,
one day the mother go out to see her co-worker,
Nkechi was playing hand ball with her friends, and she mistakenly hang the ball on a small orange tree so her friends now said she should remove the ball because she is the one that hang it,
surprisingly to Nkechi some boys were playing card under the tree,
so Nkechi now remember her mothers advice.
So she now run to the house and remove her pant so that no one will saw it and run back to the tree to remove the ball,
immediately she came down her lovely mum saw her and call her to come.
What did you just do?
"Mummy they did not see my pant I remove it before clamping the tree", you what’s!!!!!!?
pek (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #1 on: June 19, 2007, 03:14 PM »

what do you mean by her paints, do you mean pants? you said it severally times and you grammer is bad.be a little bit more careful next time.
Lexyhearts (f)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #2 on: June 19, 2007, 03:37 PM »

Quote from: pek on June 19, 2007, 03:14 PM
what do you mean by her paints, do you mean pants? you said it severally times and you grammer is bad.be a little bit more careful next time.

thank you mr manager in inspecting mistakes.abeg to know how much are u paid for this job of yours .if this site no longer pay you enough pliz tell me so that i can pay u more .keep on checking on our mistakes because that suite u.never comment on any topic your duty is to inspect other people's mistakes,from this moment on.did you hear that clearly .any questions MR INSPECTOR  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
femionasan (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #3 on: June 19, 2007, 04:04 PM »

This thread is a joke itself  Grin Didnt even laugh at the joke.
desorlah (f)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #4 on: June 20, 2007, 05:14 PM »

Quote from: femionasan on June 19, 2007, 04:04 PM
This thread is a joke itself Grin Didnt even laugh at the joke.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Iboroime (f)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #5 on: June 21, 2007, 04:44 AM »

pek, I think you're the ''joke''. Please where did u see the ''i'' in the spelling of pant? See an eye doctor,fast.
lexxyhearts, now I can see the reason for that outburst towards babaibadan; do u think it's a joke to crack a joke?
Palbony
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #6 on: June 21, 2007, 06:15 AM »

@ pek
only if u were good to see that the "pant" in the joke had no "i".probably u nid to move a bit closer to ur sys or phne which ever u use or start thnkn of reducing the rate @ which u eat garri.it culd be d cause of ur deficiency u kno?
Palbony
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #7 on: June 21, 2007, 06:20 AM »

@ pek

if u want to take english,y not luk 4 sum school with ur job application.so u culd teach english lessons.
If i were u i'd feel sry 4myself.
Lexyhearts (f)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #8 on: June 21, 2007, 08:35 AM »

Quote from: Iboroime on June 21, 2007, 04:44 AM
pek, I think you're the ''joke''. Please where did u see the ''i'' in the spelling of pant? See an eye doctor,fast.
lexxyhearts, now I can see the reason for that outburst towards babaibadan; do u think it's a joke to crack a joke?

thankx a lot inspector IBOROIME .n-way i am not in the mood for any arguement w silly people like u.uri mombe yemashanga  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin.take ur stupid words to the blair toilet wr they come from  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy.good girl
johnnygan (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #9 on: June 22, 2007, 07:47 AM »

Where the hell did this article come from? Hope its not from Lexi heh?
Where did you cook this joke? In the movie industry? I'm sure Jim can chose joke directing as a new profession because he cooked this.
Please go back to the east of Nigeria and rephrase the contents.
This is the most terrible joke so far lol.
If jokes writing is your new profession, i wish you A1 in your final exams in whatever institution of Jokes Learning you chose.
Cheerio
Lexyhearts (f)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #10 on: June 22, 2007, 09:25 AM »

Quote from: johnnygan on June 22, 2007, 07:47 AM
Where the hell did this article come from? Hope its not from Lexi heh?
Where did you cook this joke? In the movie industry? I'm sure Jim can chose joke directing as a new profession because he cooked this.
Please go back to the east of Nigeria and rephrase the contents.
This is the most terrible joke so far lol.
If jokes writing is your new profession, i wish you A1 in your final exams in whatever institution of Jokes Learning you chose.
Cheerio
 

THANKX A LOT JOHNYGAN FOR UR COMMENTS .I PUT THIS JOKE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND IF You WANT TO KNOW,JUST ASK ME WHY  Cheesy.N-WAY THATS SATTLED.I AM NO LONGER INTERESTED IN ARGUING W You.
johnnygan (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #11 on: June 22, 2007, 10:18 AM »

lol. You never put this joke up here for me. I'm not an Animal because i reason more than you can ever imagine.
please wake up.
By the way, i'm nt beefin ya either.
Just want you to look sane and real.
If you can't crack a joke, leave it. I think what you can do is competin with insulters.
johnnygan (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #12 on: June 22, 2007, 10:25 AM »

@ lexyhearts
Even if you made English your last choice Subject in school, i think ur English teacher oughta tell u that the title of your shit poem should be Nkechi. Next time, make the topic "Nkechi" and leave the mama out.
Lexyhearts (f)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #13 on: June 22, 2007, 10:32 AM »

IF YOU INSIST GO ON AND CHANGE THE TOPIC.AS FOR ME I WILL NEVER UNTIL SOMEONE IN RIGHT SENSES TELL ME SO ,NOT U  Wink Wink.OK SO LEAVE IT LIKE THAT AND ITS NONE OF UR BUSINESS.LEAVE IT OR RAKE IT  Cheesy Cheesy
johnnygan (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #14 on: June 22, 2007, 11:21 AM »

Did you see ma last postin somewhere?
I've told ya i'm sorry lol.
Lexyhearts (f)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #15 on: June 22, 2007, 11:25 AM »

I AM SORRY ,I POST THIS before I RECEIVED THE OTHER ONE WITH YOUR APOLOGIES.N-WAY I AM SORRY TOO AND I HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING You ONCE SAID TO ME.TAKE CARE.CHEERZ  Cheesy.I HOPE You HAVE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY,DID You FORGIVE ME Huh?? Huh Huh
johnnygan (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #16 on: June 22, 2007, 11:31 AM »

yes
We cool.
Palbony
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #17 on: June 22, 2007, 11:56 AM »

@ johnnygan & lexyhearts.

Is this suppose to make me cry,you guys just had a quarrel and av made up so quickly.
wow!
Palbony
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #18 on: June 22, 2007, 11:57 AM »

@ johnnygan & lexyhearts.

Is this suppose to make me cry,you guys just had a quarrel and av made up so quickly.
wow!
johnnygan (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #19 on: June 22, 2007, 12:38 PM »

@ palbony
lol
segoye2 (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #20 on: June 24, 2007, 10:15 PM »

@ Thread Author,

I really like the topic, and my jaws are fallen already.
Where are you in the UK? mayb you could come down to my place and tell me more JOKY?  Grin  Grin Shocked
collinx (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #21 on: June 25, 2007, 05:59 AM »

that was an old joke and you didn't narrate it very well.
Lexyhearts (f)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #22 on: June 25, 2007, 12:46 PM »

Quote from: segoye2 on June 24, 2007, 10:15 PM
@ Thread Author,

I really like the topic, and my jaws are fallen already.
Where are you in the UK? mayb you could come down to my place and tell me more JOKY? Grin Grin Shocked

i live in SLOUGH at Cippenham.why do u want me to come at ur place to tell u jokes.i think u will better come and i will see how we will get on.after that maybe i will come at ur place, if it is possible.n-way i am not good at telling jokes neither do i have them.  Cheesy Cheesy
bodsibobo (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #23 on: June 25, 2007, 04:02 PM »

u see why i like nairalanders, seun?
Mutee (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #24 on: June 25, 2007, 07:45 PM »

Check this out. There were this set of mad people about ten of them at a psychiatric hospital. One morning before the doctor arrived the hospital, they were all screaming 'we don well' (for those who don't understand pidgin, it means we are alright). The doctor was amazed but decided to test their mentality before discharging them. The doctor then drew a  vehicle on a board and ask the patients to make the vehicle move from that position. About nine of the men ran immediatly to the board and started pushing the diagram of the vehicle remaining just one man. The doctor said to himself, this man must really be ok. He (the Dr.) now ask the man why he wasn't with the others. The man replied- how can they make the vehicle move without the key of the vehicle, and that the key of the drawn vehicle is with him.
Very funny isn't it?
Lexyhearts (f)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #25 on: June 25, 2007, 07:51 PM »

@ Muttee

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin i cannot stop loughing more jokes please.this is really funny  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
mellow (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #26 on: August 10, 2007, 05:24 PM »

Hmn Lips sealed
marlet01 (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #27 on: August 11, 2007, 01:10 PM »

@ Mutee

Wow! Twas lovely  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
crazykid (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #28 on: August 12, 2007, 07:18 PM »

 Smiley
2muchbar (m)
Re: Mama Nkechi
« #29 on: August 21, 2007, 11:58 AM »

4 real that joke dint make sense.The english there was terrible.U need to go bak 2 skul mayb u r just skul rusty
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