Are Hair Products Made Under-seas?

prolly had nightmares after hearing stories like these. can't say i blame them.

lol, true.


she was more famous than people who existed. that's how bad it was.

there's was this other one about looking under ur legs and not seeing the person behind you,
but when u turned around normally, you'D see them, smthn like that neway
like, wtf?!!

lmfao, i heard that one of the head as well.
but @ d end of the day, the hairstyles weren't exactly ones to 'die' for,


did she REALLY fly?
sure u girls weren't high or something? 

chei lol
You people should have recruited her services to fly to the staffroom and fish out the exam questions

babyosisi you no well. you have me laughing so hard i woke my baby up. take your time.
we should have used her powers to our advantage. maybe to fly into the dining hall and steal food for us. (we were always hungry) that would have been freaking genius.
but then i was so terrified of her. i used to sleep with my eyes open waiting for her to come for me.  

Naija is an interesting place.
Where most people die of "brief illness",lol

When I was a little child and read all those obituaries on the Nigerian times,I thought there was an illness called brief illness because everyone seemed to die of it

When we were in school, my best friend claimed to be possessed, but the demons only came out when it was time to work or when any Senior wants to flog her, she will give the Senior a thourough beating and claim she was controlled by demons. However, she was completely delivered of the demons when we became senior students

nnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!   

yeah, me too, i have been reading through since and i've been laughing nodding and shaking my head at diff replies.

@post,
Its not true that hair products and other comsetics are made undersea or by marine spirits. There is no building under the sea or company that produces stuff, moreover, the spiritual can't function in the physical. for example, u are a spirit u have a soul and live in the body. now your body is your earth suit to function on this earth but by the time u. .the real u(spirit) checks out of the suit, the body becomes lifeless and with time, turns back to dust that it came from. while the real u goes to give account of the life lived.

However, there are forces in the realm of the spirit, they are everywhere in the world, in the air, sea, under earth-i mean everywhere. But its left for u to overcome them by the words of your testimony (not those cork and bull stories u hear on tapes or read but by speaking the right word of God at each particular time) and with the Blood of the Lamb.

My mom told us how that a lady in the village went to the stream to swim like other children and didn't come out until the 7th day. And then the lady became a spiritual consultant. lol. My mom was a witness to these facts but these are manipulations of the devil to get at the children of men, to prey on their innocent souls. the devils has nothing to say but lies, he has being the master deceiver and diguise. so, mind who and what u listen to.

I believe u are a christian, but u should bear in mind that a Christian is superior to the devil. You have to change your mind set towards life and live as a champion. You can't say because they say a product is contaminated by demons u shouldn't use it anymore. child of God, who should be avoiding who? If there are devils in it, when the relaxer or lip stick touches your body, it should check out because u carry God-the bigger one in u, and for real, u should be conscious of that fact.

Have the right mentality. what u think is based on the information u pay attention to and is what u'D say, what u say is what u attract and become. So think on God's word. Think on positive things. Same applies when u are demon conscious based on demonic info, u speak them and attract them to your life. My advice -really really think right I mean, work on your thinking.

Apparently being able to readand write is not just enough.
I don't blame the person who posted this topic, he probably does not take vicks lemon plus because it is manufactured by demons too, yea one other thing tell your wife, sisters and mother not to use Always Sanitary pad because its supposedly manufactured under water too.

Change your mindset Manchester United need to get a life and am sure the mermaids are not even as creative as we give them credit for, that is if they truly exist

i know that this post might have sounded funny but friends beware there is a lot more unseen than is seen and the unseen is more real than the seen i wouldn't over look this post so easily

if you were to be working for let say UBA working 9-5 spending 8 hours a day in Lagos traffic getting home at 10pm you wont really have time to believe crap.naija people get tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime! 

          
this Guy, u are one unique funny person, i swear.

I like nairaland for one thing, It shows Nigerians are full of humor and can be happy people if our government was half as good as the ones in Western Europe or US. for those who still believe in underwater hair products, I pity you. Demons exist as specified in the Bible but I believe all rational avenues should be exploited first before ascribing ''demon'' to something.Hair products cannot possibly be made ''under-seas''. Why is it hair and female products that are seen as demonic.what about fish,water and salt that come from the river and including electricity.maybe mammy water controls NEPA
I just have a thought,how come those writers of ''demon-delivered'' books all claim to have risen to 2nd in command of hell and never mentioned having met a previous writer when the person was satan's number two.

iight, one time in edo state, b side to be precised, a naked woman was found clinging on to high tension wire, when she was asked how she got there, she said she was flying but her fuel got finished on the way, thats how. meanwhile she was still high up there answering all the questions and wasn't having any electric shock from it.lol. its strange when u see such things tho but they don't move me. They are just distractions i ignore like a fly. 

LOL, its true oh, i watched it on teevee because she was videoed on the high tension wire, no electric shocks o