Two Things Involved

For you to be born into this world
two things are involved.
Either you re born a man or a woman

if you are born a woman,you are lucky.
But if you are born a man
Two things are involved.

Either you are a civilian or a military
If you are a civilian you are lucky.
But if you are a military Two things are involved.

Either there is a coup,or no coup
if there is no coup you are lucky.
But if  there is a coup
Two things are involved

Either there is a war or there is no war
if there is  no war you are lucky.
But if there is war
Two things are involved

Either you are sent to the war office or war front
if you are sent to the war office you are lucky.
But if you are sent to the war front
Two things are involved.

Either you kill somebody or somebody kills you
if you kill somebody you are lucky
But if somebody kills you
Two things are involved

Either you are buried alive or you decompose as a manure
if you are buried,you are lucky
But if you decompose as amanure
Two things are involved

Either you are used for planting crops or for planting cotton
for making tissue
if you are used for planting crops you are lucky
But if you are used for planting cotton for manufacturing tissue
Two things are involved.

Either you are used by men or by women
if you are used by men you are lucky
But if you are used my women
Two things are involved

Either you are used for house use
or you are use for whaoooooooooooooooooooo
Guess the whaoooooo

Hotangel can u dig this??? all nairas tell me the two things involved in you!!!!

As a sanitary pad or menstrual pad?

good one