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michelin89 (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #32 on: June 29, 2007, 04:01 PM »

Quote from: daz$ on June 29, 2007, 02:35 PM
@michelin89.Girl,come out right and admit it,you're in love with me.But i assure you,it wont work out because you're so ugly that i wouldn't even reccomend you for my dog.See as you wowo,you remind me of magilla gorilla only that he's got a better smile.BEASTIST.please lay off my thread jo.You no dey shame you wan take style toast me becuz you think we are 2 of a kind as per big d**k and wide pu**y.Biatch please go and look for your true love in the zoo.

*yawns* You just dey vex for nothing. admit say na the truth I talk. He-goat. In fact calling you a goat is an insult to goats!

The Ishan queen greets you!
nurexg (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #33 on: June 29, 2007, 04:36 PM »

Quote from: michelin89 on June 29, 2007, 04:01 PM
In fact calling you a goat is an insult to goats!
kai kai Shocked Shocked
$ammy (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #34 on: June 29, 2007, 04:48 PM »

michelin3-daz2
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #35 on: June 29, 2007, 10:08 PM »

@Michelin89

I knew you are not going to take that lying down!  $ammy Please re-calculate! Grin
Michelin don make me throw way all my goat meat from my freezer! Cheesy
$ammy (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #36 on: June 29, 2007, 11:25 PM »

@militia.I'm only trying to keep an accurate score without any bias,fear or favour.
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #37 on: June 29, 2007, 11:31 PM »

I think the coast is clear now!

@Topic
Please see your internist oh!  Make sure your "size" is not as a result of drinking too much coca cola!  Just to be sure you are not full of "sugar"! Grin
michelin89 (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #38 on: June 29, 2007, 11:38 PM »

The guy is one big attention seeker.

Even his privates nor reach 2 inches.

Ode!
daz$ (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #39 on: June 29, 2007, 11:40 PM »

@michelin89.Mad woman u are here again.I thought i warned u to stay off my thread.You no dey shame,all your mates dey husband house with 2 kids,you dey nairaland dey huzzle boyfriend.Queen of ishang indeed,you seem more like queen of the apes to me.See as you squat down for your pics because u no wan reveal your flat ass,slippers boobs,bow legs and masculine build.You are nothing but a pathetic case.You are an animal in a mad womans skin.See as you be like shrek wife.Bush woman.
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #40 on: June 29, 2007, 11:54 PM »

 Grin  I thought the coast was clear!  Okay just observing!  he he he he he Grin  Over to you oh Michelin! Kai! So you went to look at her pic eh daz$? To check her out I guess? he he he he he Grin Nairaland, it is Freaky Friday Night!  Let the band play on! Cheesy
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #41 on: June 29, 2007, 11:59 PM »

@micheloin
  omo u fine small for u new picture, thos expired bleach cream they work wella ooooo, am impressed


@topic

  even time u want to have sex, makes sure about half of your thingy goes into the woman thingy, i once had that same experience with my bof friend, but jilted. him thou, because my cervical was damaged
michelin89 (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #42 on: June 30, 2007, 12:04 AM »

Quote from: daz$ on June 29, 2007, 11:40 PM
@michelin89.Mad woman u are here again.

I never mad for you. This is just dey beginning. when I start to dey mad them you go fit tell me i be mad woman.

Quote from: daz$ on June 29, 2007, 11:40 PM
I thought i warned u to stay off my thread.

Who you be? Heyyy! Come see thing! I never hear goat wey dey talk. You must have used your "meeeeeeh" language. That's why i nor understand you!

Quote from: daz$ on June 29, 2007, 11:40 PM
You no dey shame,all your mates dey husband house with 2 kids,you dey nairaland dey huzzle boyfriend.

See your illetrate ass. I talk am say to call you a goat is an insult to those poor animals. Even them know when a girl is matured for marriage. see as you come here come dey tell us u dey support child marriage. If to say I marry with two kids that means na 16 my husband meet me. Na you dey spoil Nigeria. Thing nor go better for you. just as you dey wish make small pikin marry throw away her life na so your life go useless.

Quote from: daz$ on June 29, 2007, 11:40 PM
Queen of ishang indeed,you seem more like queen of the apes to me.See as you squat down for your pics because u no wan reveal your flat ass,slippers boobs,bow legs and masculine build.You are nothing but a pathetic case.You are an animal in a mad womans skin.See as you be like shrek wife.Bush woman.

I know say inside you you dey die to meet the original Ishan queen but you see even if i be animal like you, i better pass you. you take your mouth talk am say I be ape the most similar animal to man. Tell me where goat for look like man? Thank you! At least I know say someday o go evolve to human, you you go die as u be.
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #43 on: June 30, 2007, 12:04 AM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on June 29, 2007, 11:59 PM
even time u want to have sex, makes sure about half of your thingy goes into the woman thingy, i once had that same experience with my bof friend, but jilted. him thou, because my cervical was damaged


Okpari!  Experience, they say is the best teacher! Uh-Huh! Lips sealed
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #44 on: June 30, 2007, 12:06 AM »

Moderator!

Over to you daz$! Grin
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #45 on: June 30, 2007, 12:06 AM »

Quote from: MILITIA on June 30, 2007, 12:04 AM

Okpari!  Experience, they say is the best teacher! Uh-Huh! Lips sealed
wetin be your own, OLOKO IBON, odoko


@ michelin
  can i ask u a question?
michelin89 (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #46 on: June 30, 2007, 12:07 AM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on June 29, 2007, 11:59 PM
@micheloin
 omo u fine small for u new picture, thos expired bleach cream they work wella ooooo, am impressed

*yawns* next!
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #47 on: June 30, 2007, 12:09 AM »

Quote from: michelin89 on June 30, 2007, 12:07 AM
*yawns* next!
sorry for that, who is SISIMOSE?, if u lie , u wont see the light of tommorrow
michelin89 (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #48 on: June 30, 2007, 12:10 AM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on June 30, 2007, 12:09 AM
sorry for that, who is SISIMOSE?, if u lie , u wont see the light of tommorrow

Na curse be this? Do you think you can frighten me with that? Please change tactic!

Anyway If you want to know about her you knoy my yahoo ID.
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #49 on: June 30, 2007, 12:11 AM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on June 30, 2007, 12:06 AM
wetin be your own, OLOKO IBON, odoko

I did not want to write plenty.  Since you want to know my own, I will tell you!  People with broken "cervical" or broken "toto" should not write rubbish on Nairaland!  Especially on Friday Nights!  Go siddon jo!  With you "jekuredi-tokunbo" cervical!  Rubbish!  You "fucklicant"!  Cry I am sure the bobo jilted you because of your river niger + river benue toto!  OLOKO IBON odoko!
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #50 on: June 30, 2007, 12:14 AM »

Quote from: michelin89 on June 30, 2007, 12:10 AM
Na curse be this? Do you think you can frighten me with that? Please change tactis!

Anyway If you want to know about her you knoy my yahoo ID.
i aint threaten u, because am doing reasearch on that lunaitc, she slipped across my fingers
Quote from: MILITIA on June 30, 2007, 12:11 AM
I did not want to write plenty.  Since you want to know my own, I will tell you!  People with broken "cervical" or broken "toto" should not write rubbish on Nairaland!  Especially on Friday Nights!  Go siddon jo!  With you "jekuredi-tokunbo" cervical!  Rubbish!  You "fucklicant"!  Cry I am sure the bobo jilted you because of your river niger + river benue toto!  OLOKO IBON odoko!
girl, watch it, would appreciate if u can blow that tremendous frustation some where, bv4 u get humilaited, i like giving warning before i whoop, so mind your self
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #51 on: June 30, 2007, 12:19 AM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on June 30, 2007, 12:14 AM
i aint threaten u, because am doing reasearch on that lunaitc, she slipped across my fingersgirl, watch it, would appreciate if u can blow that tremendous frustation some where, bv4 u get humilaited, i like giving warning before i whoop, so mind your self

Humiliate who? You well so?  You can insult people but cannot take it abi?  You poked your finger in my eye and all I did was return the favour with a slap!  Next time practice some cyber etiquette!  I did not insult you.  But you chose to start cursing in some fucking language.  Who the hell do you think you are?  Angry  You first appearance here and you are already fighting 2 wars at once.  Please can you take your "broken cervical" out of here and let us enjoy this thread?  Nonsense! 

@Daz$

Over to you jare! Grin
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #52 on: June 30, 2007, 12:23 AM »

Quote from: MILITIA on June 30, 2007, 12:19 AM
Humiliate who? You well so? You can insult people but cannot take it abi? You poked your finger in my eye and all I did was return the favour with a slap! Next time practice some cyber etiquette! I did not insult you. But you chose to start cursing in some fucking language. Who the hell do you think you are? Angry You first appearance here and you are already fighting 2 wars at once. Please can you take your "broken cervical" out of here and let us enjoy this thread? Nonsense!

@Daz$

Over to you jare! Grin
well i see u freaking down for some whooping tonight, bring a post in which i was insultive in reference to you, asshole i don't even know u from adam, neither do i want to have any feud with u, u such an ass wipe, 2 kobo slut,
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #53 on: June 30, 2007, 12:31 AM »

@ayefele200
Long hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss! You have already asked for the feud!  I may be an ass-wipe or a 2 kobo slut but I did not allow "molue drivers" to break my "cervical"!  Please go and repair your damaged pussy cat!  Meooooooooooow!  I can only imagine what those area fathers, uncles, brothers and sons of Ibadan have done to you!  What a bush rat!  Please say hello to the King of your "Oyo" wild wild west over there oh!  Hope it was not Pa Adedibu that broke your "cervical"!  Because I will say just hang yourself in the nearest bush there!  Life is not going to be worth living after the old cowboy Adedibuttocks deals with your "cervical" lilke he deals with Oyo state!  Local tribal mark arse b-i-a-t-c-h!  Ashewo molue!  Ashewo Adedibu! Ashewo Molete!
$ammy (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #54 on: June 30, 2007, 12:36 AM »

I no go lie i don loose count.The beef don dey 2 much.Its either APE VS GOAT OR BROKEN CERVICAL VS 2KOBO SLOT OR APE VS BROKEN CERVIVAL OR THIS VS THAT.People please increase the peace,its a friday night and im trying to sleep
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #55 on: June 30, 2007, 12:38 AM »

Quote from: MILITIA on June 30, 2007, 12:31 AM
@ayefele200
Long hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss! You have already asked for the feud! I may be an ass-wipe or a 2 kobo slut but I did not allow "molue drivers" to break my "cervical"! Please go and repair your damaged pussy cat! Meooooooooooow! I can only imaging what those area fathers, uncle and sons of Ibadan have done to you! Please say hello to the King of your "Oyo" wild wild west over there oh! Hope it was not Pa Adedibu that broke your "cervical"! Because I will say just hang yourself in the nearest bush there! Live is not going to be worth living after the old cowboy Adedibuttocks deals with your "cervical" lilke he deals with Oyo state! Local tribal mark arse b-i-a-t-c-h! Ashewo molue!
crunk hoe, why u emphasing on mere statement, i already knew ignorant nit wit bastards like you, would respond to such false alarm, wetin be your pussy measure self 25 daimeter by 128 cm, asshole,big time slut,, all the mexicans don fuvk am finsh, men u better find something productive to do other than trading "the GODS TEMPLE", for ungodly things, i wont even blame since your father na HUNTER your mama STRIPPER, why wont u follow their foot steps, daughther of a nut cracker,ass wipe,slubbering,mingering,shitty nitty hoochi hoodie PIMP,
michelin89 (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #56 on: June 30, 2007, 12:40 AM »

Quote from: $ammy on June 30, 2007, 12:36 AM
I no go lie i don loose count.The beef don dey 2 much.Its either APE VS GOAT OR BROKEN CERVICAL VS 2KOBO SLOT OR APE VS BROKEN CERVIVAL OR THIS VS THAT.People please increase the peace,its a friday night and im trying to sleep

I nor know why them go spoil my fight!  Angry   Angry  Angry
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #57 on: June 30, 2007, 12:40 AM »

Quote from: $ammy on June 30, 2007, 12:36 AM
I no go lie i don loose count.The beef don dey 2 much.Its either APE VS GOAT OR BROKEN CERVICAL VS 2KOBO SLOT OR APE VS BROKEN CERVIVAL OR THIS VS THAT.People please increase the peace,its a friday night and im trying to sleep
hold on man, why are in a haste.,, chill for the 28 diameter pussy, she's down to hold the pole tonight, that can make your friday night tantanlising Grin Grin Grin
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #58 on: June 30, 2007, 12:47 AM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on June 30, 2007, 12:38 AM
crunk hoe, why u emphasing on mere statement, i already knew ignorant nit wit bastards like you, would respond to such false alarm, wetin be your pussy measure self 25 daimeter by 128 cm, asshole,big time slut,, all the mexicans don fuvk am finsh, men u better find something productive to do other than trading "the GODS TEMPLE", for ungodly things, i wont even blame since your father na HUNTER your mama STRIPPER, why wont u follow their foot steps, daughther of a nut cracker,ass wipe,slubbering,mingering,shitty nitty hoochi hoodie PIMP,

We don hear oh!  You are truly under the influence of your broken tokunbo cervical!  I'D rather be wanked by mexicans than your Ibadan village touts!  God knows what else you have on you!   You are calling God's name?  When you were breaking and corroding your cervical you did not remeber it was "God's Temple" abi!  Shameless pig!    Now your cercical is even worse than "Satan's Latrine"!  Please hide your head in shame!  God's temple ko!  God's Temple ni!  I bet you are one of those "deeper yansh" church goers that do not wear "dross" under your "White" dusty garment---- for easy cervical access!  Smelling decaying cervical for that matter!  Please STFU!
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #59 on: June 30, 2007, 12:49 AM »

Quote from: ayefele200 on June 30, 2007, 12:40 AM
hold on man, why are in a haste.,, chill for the 28 diameter pussy, she's down to hold the pole tonight, that can make your friday night tantanlising Grin Grin Grin

Pole expert!  No wonder your toto don dabaru finish!  The only thing that can pass there now is a whale or a Mumbo jet! Shocked
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #60 on: June 30, 2007, 12:54 AM »

Quote from: MILITIA on June 30, 2007, 12:47 AM
We don hear oh!  You are truly under the influence of your broken tokunbo cervical!  I'D rather be wanked by mexicans than your Ibadan village touts!  God knows what else you have on you!   You are calling God's name?  When you were breaking and corroding your cervical you did not remeber it was "God's Temple" abi!  Shameless pig!    Now your cercical is even worse than "Satan's Latrine"!  Please hide your head in shame!  God's temple ko!  God's Temple ni!  I bet you are one of those "deeper yansh" church goers that do not wear "dross" under your "White" dusty garment---- for easy cervical access!  Smelling decaying cervical for that matter!  Please STFU!
if u can comprehend, am even sure my words aint too complicated to understand, no be your fault, did u skipp school or your 4 ft 11 inchs midget u call your mom, couldnt further your education.?.now i see u lack morals and courtsey .wanka hoe, i aint ready to give some a piggy ride tonight the one i gave your mum yesterday she almost broke my back,
Quote from: MILITIA on June 30, 2007, 12:47 AM
We don hear oh!  You are truly under the influence of your broken tokunbo cervical!  I'D rather be wanked by mexicans than your Ibadan village touts!  God knows what else you have on you!  
who doesnt know, sine that what u base on for a living, matter of fact, i mess privates free of herpes,STDS,and viral diseases,
MILITIA (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #61 on: June 30, 2007, 12:55 AM »

@Topic!

Dear Daz$

Please Ayefele200 --the size of her arse alone (200pounds) has confessed to what kind of damage you "big fat private" can cause, so take note!  A BROKEN CERVICAL! bloody mamaput Bushito Ibadan Illiterate!  All that nonsense the illiterate is quoting there to make her posts longer than her arse!  Bush dirty omodo pig!
daz$ (f)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #62 on: June 30, 2007, 12:55 AM »

@michelin89.No think say fight don spoil between me and you o because i am just warming up for you.craze girl its obvious that you are sex starved if not u suppose dey s*ck your guy cock by this time of the night.Did i hear u say u are 16.imagine that you look like an after 2.By the time you are 20 my grandma would be looking much more younger and also its a pity that u are so proud 2 b an ape.Senceless goat.
ayefele200 (m)
Re: My Big Fat Dick
« #63 on: June 30, 2007, 12:57 AM »

Quote from: MILITIA on June 30, 2007, 12:55 AM
@Topic!

Dear Daz$

Please Ayefele200 --the size of her arse alone (200pounds) has confessed to what kind of damage you "big fat private" can cause, so take note!  A BROKEN CERVICAL! bloody mamapu Ibadan Illiterate!
famous pole holder, hmmm pussy don experience all varieties of DIcks, i wonder if u can experince any good thing in life, so funny, u still goNA end up the way your mama did,
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