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LuvinGuy (m)
Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« on: June 27, 2007, 08:55 PM »

But recently a team of scientists announced they had made artificial sperm from human bone marrow, and media reports abounded with the dire news that my goodfellas (and by extension, me) had been rendered unnecessary.

If a woman chose to do so, speculated tabloid journalists, she could make sperm from her own bone marrow, fertilize another woman's egg andvoila!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17937813/

dinner m (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #1 on: June 27, 2007, 10:37 PM »

whats this?am confused. Huh Lips sealed Undecided
niceuzor
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #2 on: June 27, 2007, 10:44 PM »

me too very much confused

- where is this guy from?Huh?
aysometin (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #3 on: June 28, 2007, 12:59 PM »

Quote from: niceuzor on June 27, 2007, 10:44 PM
me too very much confused

- where is this guy from?Huh?
He is from out of space.
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #4 on: June 28, 2007, 02:16 PM »

@topic
i heard it also, that  scientists were coming up with an artificial sperm. but if they do or have done so and it works or has  worked. then its going to be a real interesting scenario to see how men react to this.  Grin
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #5 on: June 28, 2007, 02:24 PM »

 Arrant nonsense.
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #6 on: June 28, 2007, 02:26 PM »

just exactly what i said, its going to be really interesting.  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #7 on: June 28, 2007, 02:59 PM »

 @ThoniaSlim
 'sup girl?
 Women,y'all should get real. We all know u want da real thang da real way. Wink Cool Grin

 What happens to this? LMAO Grin Grin
     Click on it ladies Wink

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ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #8 on: June 28, 2007, 04:14 PM »

am fine and you?, as i wrote earlier its going to really be interesting.  Grin
iice (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #9 on: June 28, 2007, 04:33 PM »

@Topicgoing to parrot what ThoniaSlim saidthis is going to be interesting Grin
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #10 on: June 28, 2007, 04:41 PM »

 No chick has disproved what I said in my last post.
     Y'all clicked on the link didn'tcha? Wink Grin
iice (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #11 on: June 28, 2007, 04:46 PM »

*Bursts out laughing*

Hilarious!  The contrast of the male to female orgasm Tongue

But you must know that sometimes, some women don't need a man to experience that Grin
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #12 on: June 29, 2007, 02:05 PM »

Quote from: iice on June 28, 2007, 04:46 PM
some women don't need a man to experience that Grin

 *coughs*  Shocked Meaning? Shocked
 
IICE!!!! Amma tell yo mama!! Don't u be pleading wth me on ds one. . Angry
 Walks away shakin head and right fore finger.
iice (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #13 on: June 29, 2007, 02:22 PM »

Grin Grin Com'on Bolarge, don't tell me you don't know things Grin

Awww only a finger, why not a whole fist up Grin Gawd that didnt come out right, but you get what i mean i hope Grin Tongue

Not going to plead, didn't work with Zulu. . .
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #14 on: June 29, 2007, 02:29 PM »

Quote from: iice on June 29, 2007, 02:22 PM
Grin Grin Com'on Bolarge, don't tell me you don't know things Grin
 .

  *With a very pious look and my chin up,blinking repeatedly*

        I don't know ooo. . . innocent me. Tongue
iice (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #15 on: June 29, 2007, 02:35 PM »

Grin Grin You and me both! Innocents! Grin Grin
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #16 on: June 29, 2007, 02:36 PM »

 Grin Grin Bonnie & Clyde.  Grin Grin
iice (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #17 on: June 29, 2007, 02:53 PM »

Grin Grin Am the Clyde to your Bonnie? Tongue Grin
Sweet T (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #18 on: June 29, 2007, 02:55 PM »

@iice
Have you ever tried a baseball bat ?? The fat end !
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #19 on: June 29, 2007, 02:59 PM »

   Shocked Wtf? Shocked
 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

 iice please don't answer that. Angry 
He prolly thot he wz in da Sports section y'know. . .

     M' out of here.
iice (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #20 on: June 29, 2007, 03:14 PM »

Grin Grin Grin Bolarge no worries the day is still young and the sun is shinning Cheesy Cheesy

Lai lai Nairaland will not kill me Grin Grin

And yeah i have used a baseball bat, i use it to bash peoples' skulls Grin Grin That's no joke! Grin Grin
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #21 on: June 29, 2007, 03:27 PM »

Quote from: iice on June 29, 2007, 03:14 PM
And yeah i have used a baseball bat, i use it to bash peoples' skulls Grin Grin That's no joke! Grin Grin
 Shocked Chineke me!! Lord a mercy! Shocked

 *sratches head* Eemm iice, all that u & me together forever dt I've been sayingemm y'know what these local gins make u say n' do y'know. . . . Embarrassed Embarrassed  Grin
iice (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #22 on: June 29, 2007, 03:33 PM »

Why you dey fear naw Grin Grin I'l be gentle Tongue Grin
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #23 on: June 29, 2007, 03:44 PM »

 *confidence regained*
   Cool With your caresses I presume. . . Cool Cool Pheew!!
iice (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #24 on: June 29, 2007, 04:00 PM »

You are incorrigible! Grin Tongue let me not spoil your fantasy Grin
Bolarge (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #25 on: June 29, 2007, 04:20 PM »

  Cool  Cool  Cool  Cool  Cool
mama mia (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #26 on: June 30, 2007, 05:34 PM »

That is bullshit. U will now give birth to a bastard. NO WAY.
PTBNaija (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #27 on: July 01, 2007, 04:42 AM »

LOL at the title of the thread.
sartorius (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #28 on: July 01, 2007, 08:18 AM »

 They used to tell me that the world was coming to an end, i didnt believe but i am rethinking now. 
doyenn (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #29 on: July 01, 2007, 10:13 AM »

it seems ther are so many unbeleiver in this forum,scentist can never manufacture a sperm because sperm according to God sciptures is not in human body.what is in our body is the first fluid that comes out whenever you are in a quest to have sex.this fluid waters the passage by which our sperm passes through. Sperm is a request that your body request for when you are in a deep sex position and it is brought to you from you God through a path that only known by your God. please don't let any scientist deceive you God believer.he has told us everything you need to know through its holy book.

I can tell you your whole life story right before your forefather was created till today. so scientist are trying their best for uncove some hiden facts and it's only today that mystery are being discovered.God also said no matter what reaseach you might do or finding you might carried out,it is like a drop of water in a mighty sea. so the scriptures have shown us facts long before scientist were even born.

iice (f)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #30 on: July 01, 2007, 10:20 AM »

Grin Grin Oh Lawdy lawd! Lai lai NL will not kill me! Grin Grin
Ralvy (m)
Re: Treat Your Women Right: Artificial Sperm Now Available
« #31 on: July 19, 2007, 06:03 PM »

shit
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