Fill In The Story

Hi All,
Here's another game. I'll give you a sentence and you'll provide  5, 6 or 7 sentences and your last sentence must be the one I gave you.. It must flow into the last sentence. Once you've completed it successfully, you can give us another sentence. Then someone else replies you and gives us the next sentence.
* No starting a sentence with "because"
* No ending a sentence with "and"
* All sentences must be complete

So, here goes...

- I'll never act in annoyance again

It's a bit complex but it's quite simple really. If you used to watch "Be My Guest" on Galaxy TV some years back, you'll be familiar with the game. Let me start

1. One day, I was driving to an interview venue.
2. Suddenly I was bashed on the side by another car.
3. In annoyance, i gave the guy who bashed me a dirty slap.
4. I continued on my way
5. I got into the interview room.
6. Surprisingly, my interviewer was ... the same man I had slapped.
7. I'll never act in annoyance again

Get it?
OK Maybe you should give us the next sentence and then we'll continue

i was excited and wasn't paying attention to the road

i hit the brakes to avoid an accident

I sat in my car, frozen with disbelief

I tripped and fell flat on my face,

The easiest way would be to marry a rich man

WT happened in here

you tell 'em Griz 

It was as if I'd been struck by lightning. She was too beautiful to be human.

Rhod, sorry for da interruption, but u supposed to be portraying a feminine character. going to see your boyfriend remember.?

suddenly wished I was a lesbian

I smiled wistfuly at her and said, 'Thanks.' a little embarassed that I'd fallen down in public.
'Would you like a ride,' I asked.

We walked to the car in silence,

and i kept wondering why she sways her hips so.

"Going shopping" she said, I'm expecting my little cousin tomorrow, i always get her something whenever she comes over to visit. I had always thought i was straight but looking at her as she spoke i wasn't sure anymore, different scenarios flooded my brain, should i ask her out to lunch? invite her to my place? ask for her phone number? her name? as i was deciding on the first thing to say, from the corner off my eye i noticed something was out of place with this lady. . .