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dm (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #96 on: April 02, 2006, 08:25 PM »

so i decided to call his cell phone,  Wink
2cantango (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #97 on: April 02, 2006, 08:36 PM »

it was time to put an end to his tarty behaviour
dm (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #98 on: April 02, 2006, 08:39 PM »

He knew we had an appointment this morning, why the f**k is he acting up, today of all days? Sad
2cantango (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #99 on: April 02, 2006, 08:45 PM »

sometimes i wonder why i bother with his useless @$$. It's time I realise he's never going to change, he's never going to leave his wife and his hussies for me. I'm sick of this crap. I think it's time I told his wife the truth.
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #100 on: April 02, 2006, 08:47 PM »

so I jumped into my car and hit hard at the accelerator,wondering what was wrong with him.I reached his office ans was told he had gone home.I headed toward his house,his gate was not locked,I drove in,his front door was open and I stepped in.The whole hpuse was eeriely still,but I knew there had to be someone in the house,there just had to be someone.As I mounted the stairs,I heard excited sounds coming from his room
dm (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #101 on: April 02, 2006, 08:49 PM »

i'll just barge in ,on second thought,   Sad that might wreck his marriage.
what the heck    F**K Him,  Angry
2cantango (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #102 on: April 02, 2006, 08:53 PM »

I pushed open his door and stood there absolutely horrified. I couldn't believe my eyes, it was my professor and my brother Shocked
dm (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #103 on: April 02, 2006, 08:58 PM »

Now it's really confusing,  Huh Huh Huh
he's married,
Got hussies(i'm one of anyway)

DAMN why my brother,

i'll just,   ,
2cantango (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #104 on: April 02, 2006, 09:02 PM »

phone my therapist to schedule an emergency session
dm (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #105 on: April 02, 2006, 09:05 PM »

OKAY now this is getting out of hand,i might just lose my mind


wherez snazzydawn? Undecided
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #106 on: April 02, 2006, 09:43 PM »

after calling my therapist,I was still staring at them really  Shocked and suddenly I began to  Cheesy then Undecided then Cry .It was just an outburst of emotions.I just didnt know what to do.
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #107 on: April 02, 2006, 11:24 PM »

Then I suddenly got sick. I threw up all over the rug. It seemed as if it would never stop.
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #108 on: April 02, 2006, 11:31 PM »

and then there was a knock at the door and behold it was his wife!!!I did not knoiw what to say I was doing there in her room.
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #109 on: April 02, 2006, 11:35 PM »

She fixed me with a cold stare but it was obvious she had caught lots of people like me in here because she just ignored me and walked straight to her husband.
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #110 on: April 02, 2006, 11:38 PM »

I quietly but quickly took my leave before something ugly happened.I ebtered my car and zoomed off,speeding like no man's business,you know how Lagos roads are with traffic jams so I met one then my phone began to ring,It was Chief.
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #111 on: April 02, 2006, 11:41 PM »

Go on. I have no ideas
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #112 on: April 02, 2006, 11:45 PM »

naturally,I ignore his call and keep fidgeting,waiting for traffic to ease off.
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #113 on: April 03, 2006, 12:17 AM »

The lights turn green and I release the brake. A car suddenly shot accross from the wrong side and hit me. I jumped out.

"You bastard." I screamed.

It was a police car. . .
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #114 on: April 03, 2006, 12:23 AM »

I said silently"what a day"
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #115 on: April 03, 2006, 01:27 AM »

Nigerian police. . .

Turns out I shouted at the DSP himself.

'Na woman sef,'* he says to his fellows, hissing. 'Madam you dey lucky sey you know be man.'**

For those of us who don't speak pidgin here's the translation:
*It's a woman
**Madam you're lucky you aren't a man
bluenubian (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #116 on: April 03, 2006, 03:20 AM »

"and na true talk say u fine sef".
Grizzly (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #117 on: April 03, 2006, 05:37 AM »

Huh go on.
snazzydawn (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #118 on: April 03, 2006, 06:57 AM »

and I am so pissed because the man is sooooo ugly but just so that I may get home in time,I paste a smile on my face all the while gritting my teeth as he leans into the car,I can se his tobacco stained teeth and his foul breath.He inches closer to me,unable to stand the stench,I press on my accelerator and speed off,almost sick in my stomach.I am driving as if 56 devils are after me.
kajad (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #119 on: April 03, 2006, 07:28 AM »

i no follow you go this journey wey 56 devils dey pursue you oooo!  Wink
Fluffy (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #120 on: April 03, 2006, 09:27 AM »

And all of a sudden I notice an old deserted cottage by the side of the road and I decide to stop and have a look inside.


:)please people be creative, use your imagination and make a great story Smiley
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #121 on: April 03, 2006, 10:53 AM »

n lo and behold, U wouldnt believe what my eyes saw, lying there on da floor was a
kajad (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #122 on: April 03, 2006, 11:15 AM »

 
Quote from: Fluffy on April 03, 2006, 09:27 AM

:)please people be creative, use your imagination and make a great story Smiley
and what have thy been using before you came?  bizzy body!  Angry  Angry  Angry



Rhodalyn (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #123 on: April 03, 2006, 11:20 AM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy jst continue wit da story
dafman (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #124 on: April 03, 2006, 11:22 AM »

round metallic object so bright i couldn't stare at it directly, i'm not an authority of precious metals but looking at this object i knew i had hit it big, this was the break i was looking for, even though i had never dealt in diamonds, gold or any metal or even traded before i knew this thing in my hand would sale for a number not less than six figures in it. I looked round to see if there was anyone around me, nothing, i crept into the cottage picked up the metal object with my handkerchief dropped it in my bag and stepped out trying to look as normal as i could
kajad (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #125 on: April 03, 2006, 11:31 AM »

just as i was about to enter my car;
Fluffy (f)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #126 on: April 03, 2006, 11:49 AM »

@ kajad, u mean what have u been using? no sense of imagination, there u go again, what's it with u and cars?

Boooring notice the capital B!


dafman (m)
Re: Fill In The Story
« #127 on: April 03, 2006, 11:53 AM »

let's just go on with the story, criticisms ain't taking us no where Angry

I noticed some movements behind the cottage and then some voices i could barely hear what they were saying ' ol boy thank God for this small cottage here o, those  bad belle people for see the tin for our hand' said one voice, ' but nobody see us as we enter the building na, why then come suspect us self' yet another voice. ' infact make we leave this place now now, enter the cottage remove the tin make we waka'. I didn't wait for the other voice to complete his statement before i entered my car and started the engine
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