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darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #480 on: August 18, 2007, 12:25 AM »

omoge no give am number o. make him send you mail instead, or refer him to his great friend darfur.




omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #481 on: August 18, 2007, 12:28 AM »

buhaahahahahahahahaha oh my ribs wan broke with laughter  Grin

that 'send email' the send me dollar/pounds people don't really like that  Grin

Elgaxton hope you dey enjoy the weekend
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #482 on: August 18, 2007, 12:31 AM »

then refer him to darfur. any message he has for you should be sent through me
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #483 on: August 18, 2007, 12:40 AM »

definitely !  Cheesy
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #484 on: August 20, 2007, 09:17 AM »

@Omoge

Thanks for asking!

My weekend sweet well well

I never understand y u still trust darfur like that Huh

@Darfur

My go soon catch u! Grin Grin Grin
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #485 on: August 20, 2007, 02:52 PM »

talk to him (dafur) once he gives the go ahead, then you can leave a message for me  Wink
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #486 on: August 20, 2007, 03:05 PM »

@omoge

So Darfun owns u now eh? Shocked


Okay o!

Oyah make i draft the application letter!


@Darfur!


Dear sir,
                    Permission to Yarn with Omoge

I humbly indicate my interest to drop a message or Yarn with Omoge!

I hope you 'll understand since you are more into recruiting shit business oriented people Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy

Allow me o Cheesy Cheesy

Yours faithfully,

Elgaxton!

darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #487 on: August 21, 2007, 02:26 PM »

Quote from: Elgaxton on August 20, 2007, 03:05 PM
@Darfur!
Dear sir,
 Permission to Yarn with Omoge

I humbly indicate my interest to drop a message or Yarn with Omoge!

I hope you 'll understand since you are more into recruiting shit business oriented people Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy

Allow me o Cheesy Cheesy
Yours faithfully,
Elgaxton!

dear applicant,
I regret (but with happiness and relief ) to inform you that your application to reach omoge has been denied.
truth is that making contact of any sort with her at this time will be economically disadvantageous from omoge's perspective especially as you don't have strong ties to nigeria in terms of finance, property or otherwise, as the case may be. your application failed to proove that your contact with my client will not in anyway run down her emotional, spiritual, social and financial happiness and i'm hereby compelled by her majesty's government to reject the application.
On behalf of her majesty, and her majesty's honorable minister for stinginess, His Stinginess, Chief The Honourable AA Sienna, I do wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours

Sign_Darfur
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #488 on: August 21, 2007, 02:55 PM »

*laughing*
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #489 on: August 21, 2007, 03:55 PM »

@Omoge

do you approve of that? U just dey laugh anyhow!

say something jare!
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #490 on: August 21, 2007, 05:23 PM »

*still laughing*
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #491 on: August 21, 2007, 06:04 PM »

@Omoge

U no dey try at all!

I need yarn with u na! Undecided
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #492 on: August 21, 2007, 06:17 PM »

elgie my maaaaaaan, when your economy improve you re-apply Cool

by the way, elgie you stingy o, you stingy so tey you go block my runs for another side.

you think say na me block ya application? no be me o, na the departmental policy to block such applications. for your application to be approved, you need to prove beyond reasonable doubt that you have strong ties to your country of birth such as property, family, finance etc. then the board will consider ya application. no be me do you o. na de policy do you so, i just be agent.

i remain your very good friend. . . Daffy Daffy Dafur.
all the best.
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #493 on: August 22, 2007, 08:57 AM »

@darfur

If u sey i don stingy na him be sey i don learn plenty from u in how many months, too bad I'm learning bad things, but guy

tell  me why i no go block ur runs where ur hand too tight, so if u know wetin good for u now just  approve of Omoge or Undecided Undecided

Na opportunity be this one o, watch my my back while I watch urs o! Smiley

But I no want make anybody use Aka Gum kill my sandy o Grin Grin Grin
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #494 on: August 22, 2007, 11:56 AM »

elgie. . . . . . .peace Cheesy

oya re-apply. i go try work am for you Wink
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #495 on: August 22, 2007, 01:39 PM »

I don tire for application jare just give me the yeye jo!

u are wanted on the following thread:
http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-67604.96.html
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy and those at home very stupid
« #496 on: August 22, 2007, 04:29 PM »

just re-apply. i don dey ready to help now, you no go cash in on such rare opportunity.
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #497 on: August 22, 2007, 05:18 PM »

I hereby re-apply to get omoge's number!

Elgaxton
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #498 on: August 22, 2007, 05:22 PM »

Hi, this is Omoge. please leave a brief message and your number and i will get back to you, beep.
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #499 on: August 23, 2007, 08:48 AM »

and here we go:  +2348032901183 beep!
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #500 on: August 23, 2007, 01:27 PM »

sorry o i have been trying and the number no go through o. my card don finish. please send some money to buy calling card to call you back.
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #501 on: August 23, 2007, 02:43 PM »

Quote from: Elgaxton on August 22, 2007, 05:18 PM
I hereby re-apply to get omoge's number!

Elgaxton

****stamp*****  application rejected.
reason, incomplete application. advised to meet an application lawyer.

Quote from: Elgaxton on August 23, 2007, 08:48 AM
and here we go: +2348032901183 beep!

all darfur clients should ignore this number. it is illegal to drop numbers without clearance from the application officer.

@ elgaxton
when next you apply, try to give full information about yourself, full data, age , gender, address, occupation, reason for making application, height, weight, skin color, color of iris, length of your privates, strength of ur bank acc, all your property etc if your application does not have this information to the letter and more as the case may be, you may as well consider re-applying b/c it will be rejected. i'm here to help you if you need further advice.
I wish you the best
cheers
Darfur
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #502 on: August 23, 2007, 02:46 PM »

hmmm

So u called and credit finished and u dint get through?

plsssss!


@darfur

so for ur mind u dey take me practice all the rejection wey them give u before u get visa eh!

no allow me vex o Shocked Grin
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #503 on: August 23, 2007, 02:51 PM »

just try again
best of luck
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #504 on: August 23, 2007, 02:51 PM »

@darfur

who dash u clearance officer?

C'mon go back to ur toilet Grin Grin Grin
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #505 on: August 23, 2007, 02:56 PM »

darfur, you didn't add the most important thing now, Bank account, How Fat?
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #506 on: August 23, 2007, 02:57 PM »

elgie my man
you give up too soon. why? i'm ready to float you the clearance. all i ask is that you make the correct application and you get the clearance. c'mon, no be so them de face this world o
just try again. if you need help, buzz me.
i'm there for you Wink

n/b. i dey off this week. from tuesday work go commence and there'll be plenty after the bank holiday on monday. especially with the nottinghill carnival, many toilets go need servicing, so job go dey and that means money
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #507 on: August 23, 2007, 02:58 PM »

@omoge
i added it. check well. " . . . . . . . the strenght of his bank acc . . . . "
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #508 on: August 23, 2007, 03:17 PM »

 Cheesy @ darfur
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #509 on: August 23, 2007, 04:03 PM »

@Omoge

My bank account is fat na

Like 200, 000 dollars now!

would nt that be enough?
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #510 on: August 23, 2007, 07:11 PM »

that is acceptable. now you need to present credible evidence to that effect.
and don't forget the other aspects of the application form o.
faketan (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #511 on: August 23, 2007, 08:51 PM »

EFCC get representative for nairaland, make u take sufry de call $ 200000, Abi u wan say 200000 kobo. Grin
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