Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy

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Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #640 on: September 26, 2007, 09:30 AM »

Abi u still dey burst jegge for me eh? ok o

I'm waiting patiently!
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #641 on: September 27, 2007, 01:34 PM »

Omoge put the phone for dryer na, which one be ur own sef Angry
toshmann (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #642 on: September 27, 2007, 06:57 PM »

Quote from: omoge on September 25, 2007, 10:19 PM
toshmann Grin Grin

yeah but full of meanings now eh Grin Grin

Elgie dearie, my phone is almost dried (it's slow to dry up because of no sun). you got ta hang in there you know Wink.

elgaxton, read this post well well. read in between the lines. the babe the tell u say love no dey this business and for the umpteenth time, she de tell you to go hang
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #643 on: September 27, 2007, 08:44 PM »

 Grin Grin laughing real hard,  Grin Grin toshmann eh you eh  Grin

you guys are soooooo funny  Grin
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #644 on: September 27, 2007, 09:52 PM »

elgie no mind toshmann. he is on drugs. i am ya friend and i'll tell u the truth, get the right documents and i'll give u clearance and fast fast u and omoge will become 5 and 6 so teeey una go forget even me wey arrange am.

toshmann,
i think you should reduce the amt of weed you take these days Angry
toshmann (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #645 on: September 27, 2007, 11:39 PM »

@darfur

na ya mama dey on drugs idiot Angry
Siena (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #646 on: September 28, 2007, 08:00 AM »

Quote from: toshmann on September 27, 2007, 11:39 PM
@darfur

na ya mama dey on drugs idiot Angry

Wow, that was uncalled for! This thread has all been about humour / light banter.

Can't you take a joke? And that's all it was, a joke on Darfur's part.
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #647 on: September 28, 2007, 10:46 AM »

@ToshMann

Why the beef? 

Omoge all ur own na to dey laff like  person wey them dey Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed

Just do as we arrange make life be LG on bothn sides


@Darfur

O'l boy ur application groove too long, no be we we again and u come be Omon delta so u know the level just do am ( arrange her phone number for my email -- elgaxton@gmail.com) Cool Cool
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #648 on: September 28, 2007, 12:25 PM »

Quote from: toshmann on September 27, 2007, 11:39 PM
@darfur

na ya mama dey on drugs idiot Angry

toshmann abeg no vex Huh all na joke. this thread na complete parody. nothing serious here (including omoge/ elgaxton saga although my man elgie mean business o  Grin )
I take God beg u for forgiveness. it was meant to be a joke but it looks like you are new to this thread. you took our words seriously.

sorry Embarrassed
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #649 on: September 28, 2007, 01:30 PM »

so know sey i mean business come dey waste my time with ur due process groove! Angry Wink

Guy arrange this stuff sharply! Cool Wink
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #650 on: September 28, 2007, 02:35 PM »

Quote from: Elgaxton on September 28, 2007, 01:30 PM
so know sey i mean business come dey waste my time with your due process groove! Angry Wink

Guy arrange this stuff sharply! Cool Wink

laughing  Grin Grin and still laughing  Grin. i don't know why the phone is taking long to dry. maybe because no sunshine so far. i don't have a drying machine. na hand i take dey wash my clothes and dry them on roof top (same place i dry the phone).
no stingy just that the phone fall for bathtub and ya know, hang in there.
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #651 on: September 28, 2007, 05:31 PM »

Stingy Omoge!  Shocked Shocked u still dey talk hang in there



just dey vex for u Angry
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #652 on: September 28, 2007, 06:25 PM »

hey dearie  Cheesy no vex now. everything will be alright  Wink Grin.

singing humming one love and checking on my wet phone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uteBX4_wxXk&mode=related&search=


omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #653 on: September 28, 2007, 06:29 PM »

El, this is specially for you to relax with  Wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlk9Sj4Ns2k
barin24 (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #654 on: September 28, 2007, 07:31 PM »

Darfur abeg grant El application now.!

u sef see say omoge sef don gel. one love,  lets get 2geda and feel alright, !

@El
u need to stir it up bro, !
cabali (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #655 on: September 30, 2007, 11:02 PM »

Are yáll saying that in the United States we aint stingy? Keullllll   Cool
toshmann (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #656 on: October 01, 2007, 06:05 PM »

Quote from: toshmann on September 27, 2007, 11:39 PM
@darfur
na ya mama dey on drugs idiot Angry

Quote from: Siena on September 28, 2007, 08:00 AM
Wow, that was uncalled for! This thread has all been about humour / light banter.

Can't you take a joke? And that's all it was, a joke on Darfur's part.

Quote from: darfur on September 28, 2007, 12:25 PM
toshmann abeg no vex Huh all na joke. this thread na complete parody. nothing serious here (including omoge/ elgaxton saga although my man elgie mean business o Grin )
I take God beg u for forgiveness. it was meant to be a joke but it looks like you are new to this thread. you took our words seriously.

sorry Embarrassed


@darfur et al
sorry my dear, i shoulda known it was a friendly free thread. but even if it wasn't i shouldnt have bursted out like that. i was already annoyed at something else. so it was a case of transferred agression.

i take back my words.
thanx for ur maturity. toshmann is also a man of peace.
toshmann (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #657 on: October 01, 2007, 06:08 PM »

Quote from: omoge on September 28, 2007, 02:35 PM
laughing  Grin Grin and still laughing  Grin. i don't know why the phone is taking long to dry. maybe because no sunshine so far. i don't have a drying machine. na hand i take dey wash my clothes and dry them on roof top (same place i dry the phone).
no stingy just that the phone fall for bathtub and ya know, hang in there.
@elgie

i no talk  Lips sealed
presido1 (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #658 on: October 01, 2007, 06:24 PM »

Quote from: toshmann on October 01, 2007, 06:05 PM

thanx for your maturity. toshmann is also a man of peace.
Tosh man of peace? no i disagree. Bring two gyls here now Tosh will turn this thread to darfur abi Iraq.
Tosh How now? are u stingy?
If you are not buy Presido champagne!!
toshmann (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #659 on: October 01, 2007, 06:30 PM »

u go wait till hell freezes Tongue
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #660 on: October 01, 2007, 11:10 PM »

Hmmm

Omoge so song don change abi, I don wait tire o, my patience is running out menn Grin

Why not surprise me this october as per nigerian's independence gift Wink


ToshMann!

Thank God seyU don vex finish Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy meanwhile u and darfur who singy pass? Cheesy Cheesy because Darfur sey make i follow due process but ur own

is to allow hell freeze first be4 u give out Nna Nawah for u o!

meanwhile i just dey wander why the name Toshman! sounds like kposhman no wander darfur cry out before(LOL)

Na joke i dey o, no transfer ur aggression again o Grin Grin Grin

@Omoge

 still waiting!!

darffy

how far na, any groove for the independence?

Oh i forget sey na the stingy group dey uk. Cheesy Grin
shushu (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #661 on: October 04, 2007, 11:04 AM »

Samsilo,
very well broken down.Your mortgage payment is really cheap, try 1700 per month.Your council tax also,ours runs to almost 200pounds.
add to the list:

sky bills
feeding
bus tickets/ petrol for the car
MOT every six months + replacement of car parts
and if you have kids-500 minimum for a good school.
and the occassional expense now and then to do up your home.

Assume you earn 8000pounds per month, after all the spending, you simply want to spend the rest on a good vacation and send money to those that matter.
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #662 on: October 04, 2007, 04:37 PM »

@Omoge

I don watch the video belleful but how one love go dey without communication!




Ok I don vex giv ya account number make i put some cash sharply!


Trying to stir up the love now o!

common baibay let's do this thing Wink
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #663 on: October 04, 2007, 08:05 PM »

lol baibay ke? where you borrow that english from? stingy NG?  Grin

oh!! you wan load my account for me and want my account number?
wayoooo  Cheesy El, you must be loaded  Cheesy
where is the check book self? still looking for the check book.
toshmann (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #664 on: October 05, 2007, 12:05 AM »

@elgie
congratulations my man. you are making progress. for the 1st time in so many posts omoge did not ask you to "go hang" as there was no "hang in there" in her post. Manchester United are winning. na wa o. patience works oh. keep it up bro Cheesy
omoge (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #665 on: October 05, 2007, 12:51 AM »

lol toshmann wan kill me o. my rib cracked!  Grin Grin

i can't help laughing my head off.

El dearie, am looking for checkbook. so hang on as i will get back to you soon  Wink.
toshmann (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #666 on: October 05, 2007, 10:02 AM »

Quote from: omoge on October 05, 2007, 12:51 AM
lol toshmann wan kill me o. my rib cracked! Grin Grin

i can't help laughing my head off.

El dearie, am looking for checkbook. so hang on as i will get back to you soon Wink.

 Embarrassed  i no talk  Lips sealed
darfur (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #667 on: October 08, 2007, 12:04 AM »

elgie my maaaaaaaaaaaan Cheesy
long time no hear. how now? i dey miss you o. e be like say u de give up for ya socio-romantic ambitions. just follow due process and trust darfur ya best friend to do the rest for you Cheesy

i dey wait ya reply. the earlier the better b/c very soon e no go be free again o. u go come need to pay me before i arrange the whole thing for u

how was ya weekend? have a nice week ahead.

@omoge
elgie must never communicate with you without my constituted authorisation after complete due process Cool
jayon (m)
nigerians in US are rich
« #668 on: October 08, 2007, 12:16 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin yes u can say we are stingy, but why do you beg us money
blasterman (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #669 on: October 08, 2007, 01:58 AM »

NIGERIANS IN THE UK COULD BE STINGY BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR EVERY PENNY YOU EARN AND THE BRITISH SYSTEM MUST ALWAYS COLLECT SOMETHING FROM YOU NO MATTER HOW MENIAL YOUR JOB IS.
EVEN IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME OF FOOTBALL YOU MUST PAY.
JUST IMAGINE THIS IN THE UK
A GUY GOT A JOB IN A RESTURANT (IMAGINE MR BIGGS)AND HE IS TO BE PAID 5 POUNDS PER HOUR.THE UNIFORM THAT HE WILL GET AND SHOES AND CAPS WILL BE DEDUCTED FROM HIS SALARY.THATS JUST A TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF THE UK.

THE UK IS WHERE 419 REALLY STARTED .YOU SEE NOTHING IS FREE

UNLESS YOU ARE GETTING THE RIPPLE EFFECT OF A PHILANTHROPIST
Elgaxton (m)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #670 on: October 08, 2007, 09:46 AM »

@darfur

How far na? My weekend was groovy, since u and Omoge dey 4m for me na, Na him i go groove with some of them chikitos!!

@Jayon
wetin u find come this thread? I go call VicJustice for u o! Grin Cool U no know sey i dey follow u eh? hehehe


@Omoge

Na laff u come here come laff since, I dey vexx for u!

simple call u no fit ah! Hiissssssssssssssss!

come raise my hope with dopeman music come begin laff



Why tantalize my tongue with a drop of honey and not at least one spoonful!  Angry  long hisssss

Abeg jare! where simply me dey sef
howddy4 (f)
Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy
« #671 on: October 09, 2007, 01:34 AM »

i totally agree with u Elgaxton, they r v, vv. stingy
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