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Sam Milla (m)
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TWENTY YORUBA girls were tired of being considered stupid, so they asked for a meeting with the town's chief. At the meeting, the chief said, "Well, I'll ask one lady a question, and if she gets it right, you'll be smarter, if not your still dumb." So the GIRLS pick a woman who they think is smart. The CHIEF says, "What is 3 plus 4?" ,"9" says the GIRL after thinking for a while. "No, you are still stupid." All the girls there start chanting "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The chief agrees and says, "OK, what's 2 plus 1?" After thinking, the girl answers, "4" The crowd chants, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The chief, getting tired of this says, "One more chance, what's 3 plus 3?" The girl thinks for a few minutes. "6" she answers. The crowd starts chanting, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
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Sam Milla (m)
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The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” she asks.
“Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”
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efuah (f)
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hey where do u get all that from?
you make me laugh amidst tears
thanks for u natural medicine
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Rich Dad
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Thanks so much Milla
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dason4life (m)
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha
I can't stop laughing when Sam comes aboard
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Sam Milla (m)
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A YORUBA GIRL walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - “So, you’re the one who took our phone book…”
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charla (f)
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i never knew Yoruba gals were considered 2 be dumb
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Sam Milla (m)
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Hey, yoruba girls are not dumb. i choose my characters without much thought.its meant to be a joke.
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Sam Milla (m)
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A pretty young girl visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.
She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss adelabu," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
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ademiller (f)
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@sam milla,being wanting to ask u this but i just have to. is ur real name sam milla? because i have never come across someone bearin the same name as i am.i meant the milla not the sam.
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ituen (m)
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theres a diff b/w miller and milla
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ademiller (f)
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@ituen, i know there is a difference, but i was asking SamMilla. LEt him speak for himself.
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mariejane (f)
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sam miller or milla, what exactly do u have against yoruba ladies,  |
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toyinrayo (f)
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sam miller or milla, what exactly do u have against yoruba ladies, no offense but if you read above. , he doesn't have anything against yoruba. , he just picksplease, dnt try to start another tribal conflict here o  Hey, yoruba girls are not dumb. i choose my characters without much thought.its meant to be a joke.
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nwando
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I saw this joke 3 years ago and I LOL.
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of the latest arrival who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery:
Mr. Schwartz had the longest, thickest, hugest privates he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's unit. He stuffed his prize into a large jar of formaldehyde and took it home.
The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you just won't believe," he said, pulling out the jar.
"Oh my God no!" the wife screamed. "Schwartz is dead?"
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Sam Milla (m)
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oh, has he died , didnt know
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