Truths About Women

In this world, there are two sets of women: women that you would love to be
with, and women that would love to be with you.  THERE IS NO UNION OF THESE
TWO SETS.

Any woman that you become extremely attracted to will tell you that you are
the best friend that a woman could ever have.

Being told that you are nice is:
        the equivalent to her saying, "I wish that you were my brother."
        a curse.
        her way of saying that "I hope we can just be friends".

A Slut is a woman that will sleep with anyone.  A Bitch is a woman that will
sleep with anyone but you.  All women are Bitches.

Only beautiful women who are engaged or engaged to be engaged or married or
your mother's best friend will think that you are a wonderful person that any
woman would die for.

These same women will be completely dumbfounded at the revelation that you
don't go out with a hundred women a week.  Much less one.

When a woman says "No!" she really means "Yes!" -- except, of course, when she
means "NO!"

Unless you make over a million dollars a year, you must completely ignore and
demean a woman to gain here affection.  If you completely disregard her
existence, she'll die for you.

The degree of subtlety used by a woman is inversely proportional to how
attracted you are to her.  If you are absolutely in love with everything about
her, her hints will amount to, "I really like your roommates new shoes."  If
you have no attraction to her what-so-ever, she will ask you to come spend a
week with her in the Bahamas.

A woman will confide in you that she slept with your best friend and that he
treated her like dirt afterwards.  She will go on-and-on for hours, until she
builds up enough nerve to ask him out again.

Every woman that you meet that you are instantly attracted to will be:
        Married,
        heavily dating the same guy for the 3rd year,
        a lesbian
        my brother's ex-girlfriend.

A "Taken" woman will tell you that you are a great-looking guy, but that looks
don't matter anyway and that she'd go out with you if she wasn't already
dating someone.

"Taken" women are the only women capable of understanding your wonderful sense
of humor, you amazing musical talent, your tremendous sensitivity, and
gracious generosity.

A Woman will talk to you about a certain guy that they think is a real jerk,
wondering what any Woman would see in him, and then ask you to set them up.

Women will absolutely drive you crazy and seemingly make no sense.

Women will confuse you and make you distraught.

Women are the most wonderful things in the entire world.  They are the most
precious element that the world could ever know.  Everything from the way
they look to the way they talk to the way the move, walk, sigh, gesture,
dance, smile, laugh, cuddle, squeeze, tease, hug, caress, smell, taste --  is
fantastic.

how can you just  insult women like that
when guys are even worse
it's not fair at all
if a girl has been into one or two relationship
she is termed as a bad girl
but when a guys changes girls like clothes
he is a big guy

it's not fair 

Opss !@ Kingkong  the truth about women i know about now..
1. Remember your mum is woman
2. Women's heart are kind of fragile.. why you find some of them misbahaving is  they need someone to trust and who they can give their heart to keep. why men out there need someone they can call a lady likewise women.. but guys just want to satisfy their own human flesh.. then the  women belives she has found is flesh of flesh and bone of bone.

Remember women will give you 70% trust and love. the way you act or behave to them since you started dating , will make them give you 100%, and now they have trusted you and giving you their heart to secure.. a little shake could break that.

seat down and ask  your self "WHY I'M I DATING THIS LADY ? IS IT FOR SEX ? OR SOULMATE ? ARE WE COMPATABLE ? not dating because your friend is kind of dating.. "so me too i want to date".. kind of rubbish... don't be suprise that  70% out there don't know why they are dating !, and they ain't compatable... they just want to force their self to love..

The truth about women is that, they need you as a guy to come out straight and open.. why u see some relationships that breaks, is  due to understanding and inmaturity it's because they ain't compatable.. and they ain't meant to be

have you ever seat down and think "WHY I'M DATING THIS GURL " ? well to me i know why i'm dating.. it's only people who don't know women or understand women say such stuff you just mentioned up there, well i understand women a lot and i like to be friend to them.. if you comes close to women, bet me, you would have alot to learn from them..

Go ask any body or ask your pastor.. that "MAN AND WOMAN WHO IS KINDA PRECIOUS TO GOD" he will tell you that women is kind of precious to God.. ain't saying man ain't precious to God oo.. but God knows why he created women.. hey c'mon read your bible very well man !

Women make this world beautifull.. -------> let me give you an instance.. Imagine a your mum carring you in her womb for solid 9Month huh ? some of them carry this babies for about 1yr or 2yrs depends if it spritual battle.. so in a nutshell my bro. The truth about women is that they a good.. and i can boldly say to my Girlfriend that, SHE IS THE BEST THING, THAT AS EVER HAPPEN TO ME

i first read this post yesterday, didnt comment on it because the general take was disagreement.
fist let me say i disagree strongly with the all women are bitches bit. outside that its just plain gospel.
a careful look at the threads flying round nairaland prove the truth in these statements.
so kk, i must say that most of these are very true, and its not in so much of a yab to women, its more of statements of fact about them.
And all the stuff about why you hang with a woman, bull. is it every woman you hang with you must marry!!! ageeeeeeegi, some are friends some are pests, some are just plain helpful. and for the records if you think this is bad, let the cjhics in nl honestly without prejudice say what they think about us men. the'll tell you that we are all just , raunchy, randy always want to nail every chic we see, kind of people. and probably worse.

KK, truth is truth- remove the bitch part- and you're home free.