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raz, has conceeded defeat. eeh ya, is she injured, or is she disgruntled?  anyways,wormy uncork your gun, pull off ur boots and take the victory walk. |
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somze (m)
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sees jeje coming towards him with the ball, muttering something, gets scared and runs away with cowardly razorr
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RichyBlacK (m)
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Two fighting. Richy thinks jejelolatu is right.
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RuuDie (m)
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*** Commentary ***sori 4 tha break in transmission it was due to irreconcileable differences  and we're having conflicting signals from the field of play . . . its like Oshodi bus-stop down there who's the match oficial, how many balls and score-boards are out there - its absolutely CRAZY - which makes it all the more EXCITING Razorr's gotten her rhythmn back - maybe the 'Marat Safin' did work some ! but wormy's still shooting . . . there's one helluva confused ref down there . . . how's she controlling this chaos ! the balls are flying in all directions now - its a JOYFUL EYESORE, its PLEASANT PAIN . . . WWE's childs play - McMahon come buy a REAL franchise here !  UNBELIEVABLE . . . Razorr, scampering for her DEAR LIFE - could it be . . . we'll check with our crew on the sidelines to confirm whats making the RAZORR SHARP attacker to flee ! Ball hits ref . . . she going out for treatment - where are the medics ? game continues . . .
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RuuDie (m)
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wormy 's been declared winner - in an INEC styled fashion
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jejelolatu (f)
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oops, i bet that shot was frm somze sees jeje coming towards him with the ball, muttering something, gets scared and runs away with cowardly razorr
running away with her, what do u think that makes u? a coward? ? yessssssssss |
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wormedup (m)
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hell no, this has to go along !  being a Nairaland miscreant is enough deed from her to get murdered by me ! trying to cover it up with attacks lunch to my identity is just a whole new level she shouldn't have messed with  right now, i'm past caring. i don't give 2 shyts what she's done. matter of fact she doesn't have to do anything but type ! raz girl, i got u on my radar ! for every "hi" u post on this forum, u'll be getting some addendum from me. for all the keyboard taps u make, u'll forever remember wormedup and his scrutiny ! i know we had to go through shyt and hell to get to certain places, but u should never amount to the equivalent of shyt! you're way below nix ! for all the bullocks u've typed in this thread, u should be retired to yaba left ! the stupid ones always think they are smart. that mostly defines why u had to overlook the little saying, "look before u leap". i guess u are just a frog ! u'll only get a chance at redemption if i warrant so ! else, u'll always remain a lilly brained sappic ! razorr, sup babe, how's u been doing ?   |
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RuuDie (m)
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*** Commentary ***No confirmation of results yet - what is going on  ref is at the center with the ball gesticulating wildly - game 1's over . . . who's next on the firing line and wormy just won't let up - he's following Raz evrywhere . . . someone take this guy for a drug-test - he's so pumped and those shots are becoming increasingly frightening !
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wormedup (m)
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jeje how much do we get for this entertainment row or do i have to take u out on stage ? RuuDie u dey craze ! LMAO  |
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jejelolatu (f)
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this is indeed the beauty of football. after over 120 mins of energy sapping fotball,heres the winner walking towards razorr to xchange jerseys. what a friendly gesture. razorr, sup babe, how's u been doing ? |
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somze (m)
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Yeah thumbs up for wormy for this FLAWLESS VICTORY, You know I . . . *sees jeje still runnin at him and he drops the mic and flees screaming - WORMY GET THIS CHIK OFF OF ME * |
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RuuDie (m)
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*** Commentary ***Exchange jerseys i think not . . .MVP, Man of the Match, he wants not . . . wormy's after Raz's darn hairy hide. he's o'utta control - even the ref's g'otta duck. somebody stop him !
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jejelolatu (f)
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Yeah thumbs up for wormy for this FLAWLESS VICTORY, You know I . . . *sees jeje still runnin at him and he drops the mic and flees screaming - WORMY GET THIS CHIK OFF OF ME *@ somze would u just stop for a second and return the whistle u stole earlier on , thats all i want , an not going to kick ur sore ass so stop running. would u just stop f |
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RuuDie (m)
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*** Commentary ***there's relative calm surprisingly so - one pregnant with an outburst in the nearest future . . . . Razorr 'n wormy have suddenly disappeared into thin air, the ref is huddled in a corner of the park and all but a few fans are left on the stands surely drained after an afternoon of hyper-activity. . . sure with all 'em HIGH VELOCITY, BOMB-ASTIC SCUDS flying around, who wouldn't! its tha RUUD SPORT MACHINE giving you a SHOT by SHOT account of happenings from the JEJELOLATU ARENA here in NL, where there's been a lot of VERBAL MAULING and BLOOD-SHEDDING. we're g'onna be back after a word from our sponsors - as we await the UNVEILING of the next batch of GLADIATORS
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wormedup (m)
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surely u r not coming back for me sha ! i'll definitely not be around |
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loyika (m)
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Hmmmmmm!!! GOONER 89 |
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mukina2 (f)
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chalalalalalalalalalala who wants a free kick |
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mukina2 (f)
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exclusive foul at wormy for teling me to sharrap free kick and Zidane's head butt at him materrazi style |
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A-40 (m)
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Wow i can't believe i have been missing all this funny shit i see a lot of potential clowns and comedians, You can't get this on night of a 1000 laughs or even Basketmouth Uncensored
strolls out of thread still laughing
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mukina2 (f)
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Free kick directed at Loyika |
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mukina2 (f)
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head butts wormy again Penalty at loyiks .this time he's carried off and i got yellow carded |
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wormedup (m)
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ok. i give up !  |
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mukina2 (f)
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good boy* pats him on the head* |
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RuuDie (m)
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*** Commentary ***yeah, yeah, yeah . . . . we're back on aire again  and the games are still on ! Muki's running a one-man woman show . . . . . and she's doing it far better than the U-21 Gambie' team - how on earth did she not make that team Roberto Carlos like shots 'n Zizou style head-butts, a very good combo for clearing out opposition, even wormy can't stand it . . . . the ref is AWOL !
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A-40 (m)
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ok. i give up ! Chump |
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mukina2 (f)
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tackles Ruudie for running a yeye commentary |
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jejelolatu (f)
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hey!
hey!!!!!!!!muki,
u get a cautioning for charging at the comentator.
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RuuDie (m)
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*** Commentary ***
Ref suddenly appears o'utta the blues and MTN's muki 4 very, very, very improper, unsportwomanlike conduct !
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jejelolatu (f)
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AND JUST FOR THE RECS
wormed up is the raining CHAMPIONS.
ruudie has the details
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RuuDie (m)
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eeemmm, jeje, you never made public details of the last match - so how would i knw that |
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