What Is Happening In Nigeria? (For Nigerians At Home Only)

Having a big Laff
 
So America can shack[intoxicate] some people like Wine.
Half education is dangerous

census 

Men !!! Its very disapointing  the only news ur going to hear from us (me in particular) is bad news nutting good ever comes out from Nigeria,  , "i take that back" except for the people, like you and me then soccer. But politics, poverty, deaths e.t.c. I even heard the Int' airport in Lag is facing some problems so they will reduce the number of flights. When you hear good news there is bad news coming. Like for example:
 
conversation between cousins
JEN: hey!! David long time, how are you doing?
DAVID: fine O, How is New York?
JEN: fine, how is everybody?
DAVID: fine?
JEN: I heard Aunty Lora just had a bouncing Baby boy
DAVID: Yes she did.
JEN: That’s good news
DAVID:yes.
JEN: David u sound sober/down what’s wrong?
DAVID:we just heard that Joseph has dead
JEN: *screams* ----< AHHHHHHHHHH>

"NOW IF U JUST READ THAT CONVER,  SING THIS SONG IN UR HEAD. i know u know d song its by PRAS"

*DIN din DIN din*  ANOTHER ONE BITES DA DUST *Din dindin DIN din DIN din* ANOTHER ONE BITES DA DUST.

Nigeria will get better but until then BAD BAD BAD NEWS. TAKE CARE AND ENJOY UR SELF JO, I DEY ENVY UNA.

hi wazzup!
wetin u won hear bout this naija sef? if u go stroll small na opc go stop u.
if u sey ride okada na area boys go stop u.if u dey drive danfo na agbero
go stop u.life in naija is very hard i take it as it comes my way.i was a
student in one of does secondry school in apapa i was very cool @ school
so somting happen,my school was fighting wit another school ,me i v nver hold
knife in my life to fight, soo some guys thet call agbero chase me wit knife
i ran like my leg carry me since then i fear lagos high school oo .

you see !!! i said it !!! its all bad news!!!! god will help us.

So many things