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sandykoko (f)
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we don divert to cuts and proceeds! na wa o! abeg, me sef need cut OOOO!
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laudate
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Laudate, you should thank me oh! See all the customers I am bringing to you? he he he he he he! Please remember the profit sharing oh! Don't forget my own "cut" of the proceeds!
Customer, ke??  Na wetin I dey sell, biko?? Even if I dey sell something, shey na person like Donzman you wan send for my doormouth?? Tufiakwa!! God forbid bad thing, abi na bad luck, them dey call am. . . .I reject it! |
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MILITIA (f)
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we don divert to cuts and proceeds! na wa o! abeg, me sef need cut OOOO!
Don't worry jo! You get 50% of the "cuts" for starting this laff producing thread!  No lousy yoruba man wan talk for this thread again oh!  So we decided to switch business! Customer, ke?? Na wetin I dey sell, biko?? Even if I dey sell something, shey na person like Donzman you wan send for my doormouth?? Tufiakwa!! God forbid bad thing, abi na bad luck, them dey call am. . . .I reject it! You have everything marketable if not for sale bo! So do not feel bad that people like Donzman are interested in you. You have a "universal appeal"! He he he he he! laff oh laff! Kai! Una no go kill person!Hmmmmmm! |
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finemocha (f)
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hmmmm so i guess she doenst like yoruba people.
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MILITIA (f)
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I like yoruba people oh! I just like to "rouse" them because they are so tribalistic and sensitive! They over- react for the smallest things! Very sensitive! The only sense of humour they appreciate is the one in yoruba language! One tribe I truly detest in Nigeria is BINI! The rest are ok! But BINI---lai lai!----------- BECAUSE THEY DO NOT LIKE PROGRESS! So If I don't like a tribe I will tell you! Yoruba na for fun-- to push that button and watch their "tribalistic" bubble burst all over the place! What fun! |
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debosky (m)
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finally you're eureka moment has arrived! say after me. . ' I am a Rabble Rouser' |
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MILITIA (f)
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finally you're eureka moment has arrived! say after me. . ' I am a Rabble Rouser' Who I dey see so?  DEBOSKY? Oh no! You again! Lai lai! I dey go---I dash una the topic! I think I am done here! BYE! |
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debosky (m)
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mama milli don't run, after all I don't bite |
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babyosisi (f)
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militia,this girl craze O
which man is dealing with this daily?
chei!!
the man needs help
I don laugh tire
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MILITIA (f)
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militia,this girl craze O
which man is dealing with this daily?chei!!
the man needs help
I don laugh tire
You know how many times the awobi don threaten to divorce me? I just threaten am back too! Now I just check every thing for "poison" and "death traps"! Thank God for America oh! Thank God for forensic science! finally you're eureka moment has arrived! say after me. . ' I am a Rabble Rouser' I say after you--- I AM A RABBLE ROUSER! |
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tpia
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I like yoruba people oh! I just like to "rouse" them because they are so tribalistic and sensitive! They over- react for the smallest things! Very sensitive! The only sense of humour they appreciate is the one in yoruba language! One tribe I truly detest in Nigeria is BINI! The rest are ok! But BINI---lai lai! So If I don't like a tribe I will tell you! Yoruba na for fun-- to push that button and watch their "tribalistic" bubble burst all over the place! What fun! this would have been so funny if only there were humor in it. Yoruba are tribalistic- what will one not hear on this site. After all the trash you posted , you still have mouth to talk. wonderful. Anyway why blame you- blame free speech. So continue: what about Bini people, ehn. You lived in Benin for sometime and so got to know them? |
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MILITIA (f)
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this would have been so funny if only there were humor in it.
Yoruba are tribalistic- what will one not hear on this site. After all the trash you posted , you still have mouth to talk.
wonderful.
Anyway why blame you- blame free speech.
So continue: what about Bini people, ehn. You lived in Benin for sometime and so got to know them?
Ah-ah! Look! This tpia or tilapia or ota-pia-pia or what you call your screen name! What is it? Are you a lousy yoruba man? Please Chichi81 devoted a topic to you yoruba babes. So please go to that section. When a topic on BINI people opens up, I will invite to to come and learn a thing or two! Yes! Thank God for free speech oh! Or are you from Ibadan? |
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tpia
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Ah-ah! Look! This tpia or tilapia or ota-pia-pia or what you call your screen name! What is it? Are you a lousy yoruba man? Please Chichi81 devoted a topic to you yoruba babes. So please go to that section. When a topic on BINI people opens up, I will invite to to come and learn a thing or two! Yes! Thank God for free speech oh! Or are you from Ibadan? I'm from any tribe you feel like dissing. So go ahead. I'm all ears. and what are you finding so difficult to pronounce about tpia? No be Yoruba name now- why you dey stammer? |
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MILITIA (f)
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Na wah oh! I beg chill!  |
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gbade. x (m)
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no wonder Prozacs are hot in demand these days. With Mili Mili as a guinea pig, who needs a retard for a lab rat?
so my name's crap while MILITIA's a good name?
Good times are indeed coming. Just be kind enough to pass the dutch when you're through.
Besides all this, pray tell, what the dilly is it about ibadan folks that you keep yappin' ur hole about? You got pimpslapp'D by one or something?
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laudate
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I like yoruba people oh! I just like to "rouse" them because they are so tribalistic and sensitive! They over- react for the smallest things! Very sensitive! The only sense of humour they appreciate is the one in yoruba language! One tribe I truly detest in Nigeria is BINI! The rest are ok! But BINI---lai lai! So If I don't like a tribe I will tell you! Yoruba na for fun-- to push that button and watch their "tribalistic" bubble burst all over the place! What fun! Oh, Yoruba people are so tribalistic and sensitive?? What about those from other ethnic groups?? them no get tribalistic bubble, abi?? Wow!! Militia, if for say na inside exam you write this kind answer, na zero you go get! And this one wey you talk about Bini people. . . . . ah, you wan enter inside wahala. Na wetin Bini people take do you?? them steal yah bloke??  |
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tpia
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I want to hear what she has to say about Bini people. i wish she would oblige me.
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MILITIA (f)
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no wonder Prozacs are hot in demand these days. With Mili Mili as a guinea pig, who needs a retard for a lab rat?
so my name's crap while MILITIA's a good name?
Good times are indeed coming. Just be kind enough to pass the dutch when you're through.
Besides all this, pray tell, what the dilly is it about ibadan folks that you keep yappin' your hole about? You got pimpslapp'D by one or something?
What is this Mugu talking about! Please STFU if you do not have anything to say today! You are more interesting than this! You have really lost your "spark" Sorry I no dey date Adedibu children! Please move jo make I see road!  Oh, Yoruba people are so tribalistic and sensitive?? What about those from other ethnic groups?? them no get tribalistic bubble, abi?? Wow!! Militia, if for say na inside exam you write this kind answer, na zero you go get! And this one wey you talk about Bini people. . . . . ah, you wan enter inside wahala. Na wetin Bini people take do you?? them steal yah bloke?? This Laudate sef! You take style be one kain wayo "igbo-sense" instigator oh!!!!! Actually I date one Bini guy oh! In fact, he was so cute and sweet! Real Omo-mommy! Only say e no know book!  He was a "block "shit" head"! E fail tire for University and I come leave am behind go do my Youth service! I hear say them come tire for the dude come dash am the degree after 3 years! But he was really nice! If I married him now, all my children for be "olodos"! I want to hear what she has to say about Bini people. i wish she would oblige me.
Ah-ah! Which kain trap this tilapia girl wan set for me now heh-- --- So you are the Bini girl sending all those nasty e-mails to my box eh? Okay! Sorry I do not indulge in witchcraft! ------- I see you really mean me! HUH! I say carry go oh! I SAY CARRY GO OH! I WILL NOT EVEN LOOK AT YOUR SIDE AGAIN--- before one of my children deaf or dissapear for night! |
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MILITIA (f)
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Too much fun on Nairaland today off for the weekend so might as well make the best of it now! It will be monday morning before I can read all the loving posts you guys have for me! Going out of town my darlings! So enjoy! There are some new Nigerian websites just opening up so let me go and get seniority there!  |
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MILITIA (f)
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Debosky! What is it? What is the problem? Wetin I do you? Ah-ah! Did Davidylan send you? I kneel down beg you! Tell am say Mama Millie no dey for house jo! I beg! Ah-Ah! |
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MILITIA (f)
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I have left the political section for you and you are not happy? I am causing commotion from thread to thread ke? How? I am only trying to educate the "ignorant" failed by the "funky" Nigerian educational system! So where did I go wrong now? |
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Ashdam (m)
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not really. most of yoruba women are lousy.
I am a man, but not!!!!!
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MILITIA (f)
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not really. most of yoruba women are lousy.
I am a man, but not!!!!!
E DON HAPPEN!Here comes another angle to the problem! Thank you for bringing us back to the topic jo! |
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Ashdam (m)
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let me share this with you.
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the little girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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Donzman (m)
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. . .The point being?
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tpia
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Ah-ah! Which kain trap this tilapia girl wan set for me now heh-- --- So you are the Bini girl sending all those nasty e-mails to my box eh? Okay! Sorry I do not indulge in witchcraft! ------- I see you really mean me! HUH! I say carry go oh! I SAY CARRY GO OH! I WILL NOT EVEN LOOK AT YOUR SIDE AGAIN--- before one of my children deaf or dissapear for night! ya liver dey shake? I think say ya mouth be AK47? Use am now- finish all the tribes you " detest". me I no go bring ya children into problems caused by your irrational talking, but anything wey happen anywhere, na your mouth cause am. No blame witch- blame yourself. If you dey fear witch so, why you come start fire wey you and your fellow witches no go fit quench? So anyone who is not intimidated by you automatically becomes witch. . But na winch fit recognize other winch, now- as you know. |
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MILITIA (f)
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Yes oh! Please give me back my liver! |
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babyosisi (f)
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Yes oh! Please give me back my liver! This girl is a case! I love you militia in a Godly wayna so so laugh laugh I dey laugh here. abeg make people no take this serious o it's obvious she's just having fun anybody wey kill imself because of mili,the person died in vain. |
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tpia
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anybody wey kill imself because of tribe, the person died in vain.
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