Most Embarrassing Moment!

                                                                               MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT

On moday mornining! i got so pressed and needed to
ease my self. Immidiately i got to the office,
i ran toward the toilet to offlload.
busted the door open without knocking!

Lol and behold!
Saw my BOSS on the toilet seat, pant down.
Shut the door as fast as i could after saying SORRY SIR

I THOUT I WAS going to BE FIRED, BUT SUPRISEINGLY,
my boss acted as if nothin ever happened.

Is dere a situation worse and more embarrassing than this?        (i doubt)

@ oracle

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sure didn't see the equipment,
I guess it was pointing down wards,

Impossicant!

HABA!!!!!!!!


that one na exaggeration.
HOW COULD U SEE A HAIRY PUSSY WHILE SEATING BEHIND
A LADY,
I GUESS HER 'PUSSY' MUST BE ON HER 'ANUS' THEN

LIE! LIE! BOY

 I'll never forget this one that happened to me in my 100 level days.

 There's this Nike chick that happens to be a family friend as in we practically grew up as friends. We both entered UI d same year (different courses) but took similar courses together dt year ( Faculty of Science). It so happened dt we both had ds funny habit of pinching each other's bum right from when we were li'l kids. By the time hers really started expanding I did more of grabbing while she obviously had to make do with pinching 'cs I had nothin for her to grab lol
  Tragedy struck on ds fateful day at an eatery that was within Fac of Science then called 2T's or som'n like dt. Lo n' behold I saw Nike in her typical top and jeans backing me and Bingo!! I had grabbed it only for her to turn and Jeeeesus Christ!!! t'was some other girl I'D never come across in ma life. I guessed what was coming but I still tried stuttering some damage control explanation-come-apology. Luckily the anticipated slap didn't come, the girl just gave me that talk-to-da hand thang and told me to spare her the apologies.  I still don't know how I found my way out of the eatery dt day but one thing-. . . . . . Nike's booty never got grabbed no more. . . _{at least not by me.}

 ROFLMAO @ Naija*girl
 Jeez I wish I wz there. You'D never hear the last of it.

I have 2 of it

1. This happened shortly after ma NYSC. Ma uncle travelled and ask me to come and stay with d kids and his house girl. and at night when there was no PHCN the girl busted into ma room naked to make love with me first i ----- her and later come to ma senses that if i mess this girl she feel carry belle and am not ready for that now.

2. This happen shortly after getting job ma cousin(girl) came for her I.T in lagos and we share same room. One day i went out only to come back and rush inside ma room as usual and to see this girl dressing up completely naked but she was backing the door. I was embarrased because will respect each other and we are both cousins.

It was my g/f b/day in the university & I was to take she & her rmates out.I had earlier called to inform them to dress up.I went with my gee to fetch them in a cab.To show off to ma gee,I proudly bumped into their room wtout knocking.Lo and behold all4 were not only naked bt in different postures doing that thing I hate(don't ask me what) .I was about running out when d craziest of them all draggd me back!Hear her;did u see anything,I repeat did u?No, I muckled!.It took d intervention of my lesbie g/f(I never knew) to rescue from those totochoppers. .

@ Sillyboy.


ahhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmm ennnnnnnnnnnn
ohh my mummy ohhhhhhhhhhh.
i can't just stop laughing.


NOW I SEE!! THAT NAME NO BE MISTAKE @ ALLL
OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY BELE DEY PAIN MOI OHHHHHHH.

can't blame me because it looked like sandra bullock!

@Naijagal

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was classic

you had me laughing out loud for the FIRST time in NL


My embarassing moments, hmmmm

the ones that readily come to mind are to sensitive( I have met some NLers already so it would be too embarassing to have some moments recalled)

Mine goes like this.

I was watching a program on TV at home when all of a sudden I felt hungry.
I had a N500 note with me and also a piece of paper I wanted to dispose. Unfortunately for me, I mistakenly tore the N500 and threw it away, and put the piece of paper in my pocket which I thought was the money. It was quite dark so you can’t blame me anyway.
As soon as I got to the restaurant, I ordered my for favorite dish thinking I was with cash. In less than few minutes, the food came and I consumed it with great interest.

Then the problem started.
 I called the guy in the restaurant, gave him the piece of paper which I thought was money and asked him to give me my change.

But to my greatest surprise, the guy took the paper, looked at it and told me “oga if na play, make you stop am o!” I looked at him and asked him what he meant by that?
Then he brought me back to reality by showing me the piece of paper which I wanted to use as payment for the meal I ate.

I began to panic I didn’t really mean to use paper to pay you I said in a defensive tone but the idiot immediately raised alarm and started telling people that I usually use papers to pay for meals I eat. And in less than a minute, a crowd collected.

Of course I defended myself and told them how I mistakenly tore the N500 note I wanted to use for the meal thinking it was the piece of paper.

To my greatest surprise, these people told me that I would be free form being beaten up if I produce the torn N500 note I claimed I tore.
Since I knew I was telling the truth, I Immediately took them to my dustbin and showed them the torn note before I was vindicated.

But the most annoying part of it was how I was being escorted to my house with a mob as if I was an armed robber. Everyone was just looking at me. 

It was God that really saved me that day.