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naira4doll (m)
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I couldn't stop laughing, all these are damm funny
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femron (m)
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Hey, mine was a bit weird !! I went to my girlfriend house to sleep over and after all night shagging, i enter train the following morning by 6 am.but i still dey sleep cause the thing na all night . Then suddenly i hear 'Ticket please' ! I open my eyes, see police, then i put my hand for my pocket and Lo !! wetin i remove ? Empty Condom sachet !!. The worst thing be say, i no quick look my hand, na when i see the expression on the Police man face come look my hand, but its too late, other passenger don see am too, all Oyinbos just dey look at me with one kin eyes>I was too embarrass that i had to get down at the next train station.
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babyosisi (f)
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Hey, mine was a bit weird !! I went to my girlfriend house to sleep over and after all night shagging, i enter train the following morning by 6 am.but i still dey sleep cause the thing na all night . Then suddenly i hear 'Ticket please' ! I open my eyes, see police, then i put my hand for my pocket and Lo !! wetin i remove ? Empty Condom sachet !!. The worst thing be say, i no quick look my hand, na when i see the expression on the Police man face come look my hand, but its too late, other passenger don see am too, all Oyinbos just dey look at me with one kin eyes>I was too embarrass that i had to get down at the next train station.
ROFL. That's why the Bible says "thou shalt not commit fornication" |
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jdizzy (m)
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Funny tories so far, but please can we leave out all period/menstruation/cycle stories?? I just prefer to think good thoughts
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babyosisi (f)
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please.
What is bad about menstruation?
It is natural
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johnnygan (m)
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Weird experience i had this.
Went to see a friend but never met him at home. I was ushered in by his brother who went out immediately. His younger sis came to turn on the tv for me. She was damn sexy and wore a transparent night gown which embedded her pant and bra only as i saw clearly. My jThomas became as hard as rock from where i sat. My friend came in and when i stood up to get an hand shake, behold what i got standin below.
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jdizzy (m)
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please.
What is bad about menstruation?
It is natural
Auntie, what is good about it? Besides knowing that something isn't popping out 9 months later? |
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uchetobi (f)
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– @Jdizzy If you are unmarried being sure something is not popping out in 9 months is wonderful news. Enough to make discussion bout it worthwhile. Don’t you agree?  |
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uchetobi (f)
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– @ babyosisi thong is the best for that time of the month. Just make sure it is stays securely (in between your bum) you can't get stained
@crazy kid I know jore it’s the pain that made me forget but you wont understand
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Chiori (m)
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I had taken this babe to the zoo, and was all brave talk to impress her. So we were there and there was this game going on and dangerous - people who had guts were dashing in and out of the rhinoceros den, at times touching it. In order to impress this babe, I decided to join in too - this wasn't the first time I had played the game. So I jumped into the den and just as I was about to touch the rhino rump, it woke up and charged after me. In the panic, I fell down. As it was bearing down towards me, all I could do was start crying. Thank God it is a forgetful animal. It came right to where I was lying, stared at me foolishly and trutted off. But I was crying, and came out of the den in tears. I was so embarrassed at how she was comforting me, I felt like a baby.
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$$Rhino
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Crazykid, now i know whre you get that name from,
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Chiori (m)
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Was embarassed green one night. I had gone on nightwolfing, when I saw this super feminine structure. I waltzed to her and started to toast her. When she turned and rebuked, I realized it was my Auntie. That was the last time I called a girl at night. Cos I got the beating of my life.
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jayvin01
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thinking  |
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Bolarge (m)
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Y'all read this. Nearly passed out laughing ma friggin butt off.  MY MOST EMBARRASSING DAY, damn, i was staying with my dad while he was recuperating from chemo,and well it had been a while since i had YOU KNOW, i was missing my boyfriend, so we decided to have some phone sex, anyhoo, we were in the middle of things and it had heated up real bad, and i was in the highs of ecstacy stark naked, rubbing myself and screaming, SPANK ME YOU son of a whore etc, my phone was on speaker to allow freedom of movement, i assumed daddy dearest was already in bed snoozing(LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN), SO I GOT TO THAT POINT and started screaming yes, yess, im coming, oh muthaf&*ker im coming, and just as i was hitting it, whose face did i notice by my door rushing in cus he was scared something was wrong??? YES, my dad, who had been calling for about 20 minutes, because he needed some tea, but when he didnt get a response, the poor bloke had to wheel himself to my end of the house and he heard his "LITTLE ANGEL", screaming for some guy to spank her silly,
lets say it was a VEEEEEERRRRYYY quiet morning the next day at breakfast, i couldnt look my dad in the eye, WHY , cus i had a bleeding DILDO in me at the moment he walked in, damn, im sure that wasnt one of the things the doctor ordered for his recuperation,
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jkpretty (f)
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that was really funny. i dint notice this thread in time. one happened to me when i was in school, i had this room mate that had lots of friends, & she welcomed them to d house we stayed off campus. This particular night, we had friends around both girls & guys, our place was big enough to contain all. While gisting & laughing i kind of felt an urge to fart & thougt it reasonable to leave my friends & go outside our room, Unknown to me my room mate was outside wit a guy she was getting to know, on a long couch we placed there. It was dark & i dint border to check if any body was there, so i went boooom & gave a little laugh, thinking it was my little secret, i wanted to run inside to escape d smell *it was d smelly ones*but just as i was about opening the door i heard a voice & turned around, i froze & ran inside.  You don't want to know what my room mate said, hers was no issue but the guy the next time i saw him i boned  |
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Bolarge (m)
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but the guy the next time i saw him i boned What else would u have done? Apologise? LMAO Honestly, if I wz d guy u wldn't hear the last of it. Anytime we jam I'D just replicate the sound n' even mimic your face while droppin da bomb. "PPRRAAAAP!! PRUUUP!! PSSHHHHH!!" |
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jkpretty (f)
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crazy u, but that was really damn embarrassing for me.
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Chiori (m)
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Abeg free the girl joo. Mess is very natural. I for go for de babe.
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daudadsexy
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Embarrashing momoents? ummmm this must be one of my funniest embarassing moments!!! This happened sometime last year, I travelled out for about 2 years and cameback about this time last year. there is this chick (mimi) that i have been tailing and lyricing for sometime before i travelled and while i was away i kept in touch hoping that somehw i will still get my 'piece' of the cake that she has been hoarding for so long. I av been back for a few days and i got lucky! mimi called to tell me she will be coming over to say hi and i quickly set about plotting my strategy to ensure i shagged her on this day. Come d-day, mimi came around, we were in the living room, gisting and soon we started kissing and smooching. I am never one to rush moments, so i did alotta teasing and i was really on the highway to shags! bt, ding dong my door bell sounded bt i didnt bulge, before i could look up, my mum was opening d door wit her spare key (i gave her before i travelled!) i quickly sent mimi packing to the room and i rushed to meet my mum in my boxers wit my 'hummer' at full attention!!!  you can imagine the look she gave me and within a sec my sista came in and started laffing her head off!!!!  |
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omekele (m)
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Mine goes thus,
i was learning how to play the Trumpet and having learnt and master a particular hymn very well, when i got to church that Sunday morning the instrumentalists were late and there was nobody to set the instrument on time.
Meanwhile, as we were setting up the instruments, the service started in order not to start the service without playing instruments they called me and told me to start this hymn that i have mastered with the trumpet. Lo and behold i just start to play going from key to key and everybody focused on me, i could not play the song successfully that they had to tell me to stop.
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Keziah (f)
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This happened a long time ago but whenever I remember the experience I am always like chei! Na only God go help this Gal. I was a bit young by then, and living with my eldest bros and sis who were still a bit dependent then. There was this rich Aunt of mine whom we depend much on, during the weekends or whenever we are broke we always go to her for some extra cash and food (including cooked ones). So, this fateful Christmas my eldest Bros went to her place and told her we were broke and we didn’t cook any Christmas delicacies (he was actually lying and look for some cash) but unfortunately he didn’t get much but ended up with Coolers of Fried Rice, Jollof Rice and Salad. But the problem was that we already have enough food, so we have to keep the foods in the Fridge till the next day. So, the next day, I woke up very early in order to fill my tank as much as I can before anyone wakes up. Imagine this; I took time and turn to warmed the Jollof Rice, Fried Rice and SALAD . But when it was time for me to eat I was wondering why the salad was looking the way it is but I just shrug off and kept eating but the taste wasn’t nice anymore so I returned it and kept eating. The problem started when sis and bros wanted to eat. Sis was staring hard at the salad and at me, and I was like my God make sis no punish me for being so selfish and she was like did u warm this thing? And I am like I swear to God I did.  My dear sis was up-mouthed and staring hard at me as if I have grown wings  , it was my bros who was rolling hard with laughter that got irritated and I was like did I miss anything? And my sis was like yes u did! You missed out when your mates were being taught how to cook and be civilized . I received a lecture on womanhood abi na girlhood for a very long time and even my dear Aunt got to hear of it.  Since then if I no know, I dey ask make sabi sabi no go kill me. |
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chukesman
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wowww
that was nice but i think it was and no 1 of a problem.
u can't be fired but don't be suprised he's going to ask u out'
that is if he his the type who bangs around.but its no problem.
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Chiori (m)
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I remember one embarassing moment I had early 2006. I had just come back to Nigeria from the Central African region, and didn't know that a new currency had been added - N1000 note. So I got my CFA out to change at the seaport, and I was given twenty five notes that looked strange to me. I threw right back at the exchanger and shouted to the hearing of everyone, "See this man. You think I am a foreigner that you can cheat, eh? My friend give me Naira, or give my money back." The guy stared at me, and all eyes were on me, then he said, "Oga, na Naira be this. Abi you never enter country for long? Where you dey, them no get international news?" And was I humiliated!
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lai-lai (m)
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one f my worst moments ws d 1st day i met my girlfriend,
she was being embarassd by her mum at sheraton hall(it ws a party 4 my dad's frnd) 4 doin sumtin wrong(i think for bringin d wrong tins or so), so jst after her mum left d scene, i went 2 her to help her pick up d load she ws carryin before her mum pushed it down in d proces f making a point. jst as i reachd her, her mum came bak n started shoutin on me that its all this useless boiz toastin her that is causin evrythin, im talking about a formal party here where evryone ws seated so u can imagine, my dad to could see me from far, i tried xplainin to my g/f mum, bt u knw i already lukd guilty frm d way she ws soundin so i jst left d scene.the woman is so temperamental. my dad also disciplined me at home. that ws d 1st day i met my g/f. freakin embarrasin
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finemocha (f)
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ok for those who stay in the US they might get this. so i came to the US when i was about 10 years of age, adn i was surprised to learn that not everyone in the US spoke proper english, so for some dumb reason i felt i was intellectually eloquent than some of my fellow classmates. one day my aunty took me and her daughter to McDonalds to get some burgers, i was soo hungry so i wolfed mine down and went to order another round, while i was at the counter i saw this orange soda pop call Hi---C. well unknown to me and my igbo accent i assumed it was pronounced "hic." so i turned to the cashier and told her i would like a number 2 with some hic. At first the girl gave me this weird look like what is this african talking about. SO she just acted like she didnt understand me. i started to get mad because i thought she was ignoring me so i started to scream that i wanted some hic. That y wont she give me some hic, i don't want coke but i want hic. SO here i am screaming and pointing at the soda machine that i wanted some hic. it got so bad that they had to call the manager. when he came i started complaining that the girl was very rude, all i asked for was hic but she kept tryign to give me coke, or sprite, then the manager turned around adn looked at the options and said "OH You MEAN You WANT SOME HI---C." needless to say i was mortified, adn to make it worse they all bursted out laughing IN FRONT OF MY FACE, CHINEKE. i was soo embarassed i ran out of that McDonalds and never went back there again.
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finemocha (f)
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another moment i would rather forget was my first semester in college. i was going through that phase where i felt that it was my duty to represent for all the fashionistas in the dirty south, so i was always wearing heels and mini shorts and mini skirts. well we have what we call an open cafeteria its liek a courtyard and in the middle the floor is actually made of marble, so if u are feeling very unlucky people made sure nto to walk across the cafeteria courtyard because it could be soo slippery. Well well on one rainiy day, i had just picked up my food and was on my way home, my plan was to go through the walkway but the courtyard was the quickest way for me to reach from point A to point B, so i decided to take my chances, Heels and all. i started walking diligently and all was ok, but before i knew it i stepped on a very slippery part adn started to skid. The worst part about the whole hting was that i didnt just fall immediately. First my books fell, hten my food, and instead of me to give up and fall i started waving my hands, to try and balance myself as hard as i could, it was soo horrible because it felt like everyone stopped chattin adn started to watch me skid accross the courtyard waving my hands and shouting EWWOOO, AND JESUS. funny thing is i made it to the end of the courtyard and then fell head first down the stairs. OH GOODNESS I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARASSED. i ran all the way to my dorm crying, my roommates tried to console, telling me oh that no body really noticed. YEAH RIGHT. my ego is still bruised from that incident
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segzi cres (m)
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the one i ever saw was when a girl was seriously scratching her pussy in the bus. she was scratching as if her life depended on it.crazy every one in the bus had a filled day laughing the girl jsut went on scratching. |
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Pip (m)
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1st one I was in sec school. Was late for school and had to hurriedly get to school. People where starring at me and i was thinking, fine boy I am.Only to get to class and the teacher asked me what was wrong with me and I said nothing. The whole class started laughing. He told me to touch my head. In my haste I left a yellow comb in my hair.
2nd time I brought a girl home and we had sex. My Mom came in the evening and she asked me to look at the wates paper bin in the house.Low and behold, a used Condom. I just couldn't say anything.
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chamotex (m)
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THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION IS SOMEONE WALKING IN ON You IN THE TOILET WHILE DOING A SHIT! OR WHILST CLEANING UR BUM. |
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Mesmerize (f)
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THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION IS SOMEONE WALKING IN ON You IN THE TOILET WHILE DOING A SHIT! OR WHILST CLEANING UR BUM. rotflmgsbo! |
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