Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!

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ciroco
Re: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!
« #32 on: July 18, 2007, 12:09 AM »

i suggest he builds a power station inside the church,and connect a transformer and high tension to the church, Am so happy that God is vast so he can handle   all these cases on by one
seun001 (m)
Re: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!
« #33 on: July 20, 2007, 07:37 AM »

gawddemit.so na so dem they do now!!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

think am gonna establish a church then buy all kinds of equipment for it.me,i will not be the pastor,will employ somebody to do that but i will be the chairman in the council of elders or better still the board of directors.

na wa ooooo!!!!see what miracles is turning pastors into.
uchetobi (f)
Re: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!
« #34 on: July 20, 2007, 03:48 PM »

I think nothing can shock me again jore
TV01 (m)
Re: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!
« #35 on: July 20, 2007, 03:55 PM »

Quote from: uchetobi on July 20, 2007, 03:48 PM
I think nothing can shock me again jore

Pun right?  Grin
software (m)
Re: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!
« #36 on: July 22, 2007, 11:26 PM »

dem suppose test the thing on the pastor himself
champredd (m)
Re: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!
« #37 on: July 23, 2007, 03:42 PM »

Only God knows his people.
"I know my people and my people knows me" says who?

Jesus
realcele
Re: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!
« #38 on: November 28, 2007, 01:52 PM »

I know blame the pastor who uses elecric shock or whatever some or all of them use. I blame the congregation who no follow advice in the bible that says 'those who know their GOD shall be strong and do exploit'  not those that know pastor or born again(st).
dafidixone (m)
Re: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!
« #39 on: November 28, 2007, 02:14 PM »

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Uganda pastor denies miracle scam
A Uganda-based preacher has denied charges he tried to import an electric shock machine to make people believe he could pass on the Holy Spirit.

"This is a toy. It was sent for my daughters' birthday," Ghanaian Kojo Nana Obiri-Yeboah told the BBC.

The machine was seized at Entebbe airport and police are investigating.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6294666.stm

The machine is meant to be used by magicians, as indicated on the manufacturer's website:

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Have a volunteer  touch any part of your body,  and watch them receive a pleasant electric static shock that will amaze them!

*With a touch of your finger, make a fluorescent light bulb glow on and off under your command!

*Charge a spoon, keys or coins and watch as it shocks a volunteer! They will believe you have supernatural powers!

*You can also have a telekinesis effect by making confetti jump up and down on a table!

*You can transfer the electric static shock to your audience with free hands!  No jacket, shirt, or any jewelry!

The pleasant static shock from Electric Touch will make audiences excited and they will remember you for the rest of their lives. Perform it anywhere on a moment's notice.
http://www.yigalmesika.com/electric%20touch.htm | Poster | Movie

Some have speculated that ''anointed' evangelists like Benny Hinn rely on devices like this.
That may explain why they can easily make people fall down but cannot cure simple AIDS.

Discuss.

This is great in that it sharpens our decerning Skills! Good job man Cheesy

I want to tell you that those who do not give time to study the Word of God will fall Cheaply in the hand of these fake Pastors.  One big lesson here for us all is to study our Bible.  It is our Compas and detector.

Shallom! Grin
holythug
Re: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine!
« #40 on: February 02, 2008, 08:49 AM »

wonders shall never end
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