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medube (m)
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Learning MathsA young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to private school to rectify the situation. Lo and behold, after a semester in the new private Catholic school, the boy's grades were straight A's, even in math! Surprised, his mother asked him how he liked his new school. "Oh, it's all right, I guess," he replies. "They must be teaching you some new tricks!" "Not really." "Then what do you think is making the difference in your grades?" "Well", he says, "as soon as I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!" 
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Greatpeter (m)
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Is that the pix of Jesus?
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princefornoble (m)
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na wa ohhhhhhhhh
one man send himm pikin go school
so for class, d teacher corn ans d boy to spell lion, d boy no fit. d teacher corn beat d boy go house
when d boy rich house dey cry, d father corn ans weitind boy say techer beat am because he no fit spell lion.
d papa corn carry d boy go d school go meet d techer.
d papa ans d techer, y u beat my boy?
d techer say i say make he spell lion he no fit. nih d papa shout, that kaih big wiked tin nih u say make he spell? u no fit tel am to spell sumor tin like mouquito.
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hot-angel (f)
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Hahahahaha both of them
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goodguy (m)
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funny!  |
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icingbaby (f)
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love the joke  |
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nike4luv (f)
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lol lol..nicee  |
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sweetnini (f)
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hahahahahah nice going there |
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dm (m)
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HMMMMMMMMMM
Nice one
check this out.
A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun
"Open the f***ing safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any
money; this is a sperm bank".
"Don't argue!.....Open the f***ing safe or I'll blow your head off!"
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says,
"Take out one of the bottles and drink it".
"But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously.
"Don't argue just drink it" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's
amazement, it's her husband. "Not that f***ing difficult, is it!"
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dm (m)
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MY BAD.........
WASN'T MEANT FOR THIS PAGE.
REALLY SORRY.
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goodguy (m)
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It's alright. It's still funny |
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hot-angel (f)
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hehehahehahehahaha..... I like that one. |
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jo-z (f)
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ha ha ha ha ha ha :)they are really funny but i like the first two jokes 8)better. |
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sojiboy (m)
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I enjoy the first 2 guys they re too musch.The third guy fcuk up don't you go to school can't you see that d topic 4 this dicussion is jokes about scool and education why is it that common sense is not common you rush in and bring yeye sperm matter insid, despite de fact say de joke no even sweet.O boy go think ooooooo
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kinol
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Got this joke for you guys.
Guess you will enjoy it.
QUESTION & ANSWER
TEACHER: Why are you late?
>WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
>TEACHER: What sign?
>WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead,Go Slow."
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>TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
>CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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>TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
>JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me
>how I spell it!
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, LMAO lawd. where hav u been DM 
