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Migines (m)
Gist
« on: July 19, 2007, 04:12 PM »

An ha**a man huz wife had jst bn delivad of a baby girl waz teln his frnds hw it went:
my wife vinta i born am 4 two woman fikin. I cary my son yaro, i go barba, i cut my head i cut yaro head.I go markt go buy two shiken, i kill my tu woman fikin 4 my two shikens.
clemcykul (m)
Re: Gist
« #1 on: July 24, 2007, 09:33 AM »

na u bi da fikin. shege danbanza. Tongue
oge4real (f)
Re: Gist
« #2 on: July 25, 2007, 12:03 AM »

be careful o,you are refering to Mr President's brother.
rasulua (m)
Re: Gist
« #3 on: July 25, 2007, 08:23 AM »

Lol
Migines (m)
Re: Gist
« #4 on: July 25, 2007, 08:33 AM »

@clemcycle
U dnt av to b insultv.that is a direkt insult nd to d best of my knwledge, its against d rules.
clemcykul (m)
Re: Gist
« #5 on: August 02, 2007, 02:55 PM »

sorry dear Sad never meant you to take it personal so now uve also insltd mr presido Grin its also against our constitutn n naija!
Migines (m)
Re: Gist
« #6 on: August 02, 2007, 09:31 PM »

No wahala. Peace
Reba (f)
Re: Gist
« #7 on: August 03, 2007, 08:29 AM »

Quote from: Migines on July 19, 2007, 04:12 PM
An ha**a man huz wife had jst bn delivad of a baby girl waz teln his frnds hw it went:
my wife vinta i born am 4 two woman fikin. I cary my son yaro, i go barba, i cut my head i cut yaro head.I go markt go buy two shiken, i kill my tu woman fikin 4 my two shikens.

What is this, Could u please write that in English, 
folanusi (m)
Re: Gist
« #8 on: August 03, 2007, 09:24 AM »

Was that supposed to be Humour?  Huh Huh Huh

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What is this, Could u please write that in English

I don't blame you  Embarrassed Embarrassed
nana (f)
Re: Gist
« #9 on: August 03, 2007, 10:21 AM »

Quote from: Reba on August 03, 2007, 08:29 AM
What is this, Could u please write that in English,
Hmm, ur name sounds like an hausa name tho'. But it wouldnt be fun if the poster typed it in Normal english.The poster was only telling us what an hausa man did when his wife gave birth to twins.Ya dig?
Migines (m)
Re: Gist
« #10 on: August 03, 2007, 04:40 PM »

@REBA
NO!
@Rest
i dnt sey hausa man o, u did. Lol
delta11
Re: Gist
« #11 on: January 26, 2008, 07:27 PM »

Hi Reba

Contact me at email address     ukupfront@yahoo.com

Love ya!

Bali Smiley Cool
Thug Life (m)
Re: Gist
« #12 on: January 26, 2008, 07:59 PM »

lol
tufe (m)
Re: Gist
« #13 on: January 26, 2008, 08:52 PM »

so this was when clemcy and miggy were just getting it on. guess every good thing sometimes has a bad beginning.

@miggy

e be like say u no dey yap that time. how you come change now, dey tassy everybody
ituen (m)
Re: Gist
« #14 on: January 26, 2008, 08:58 PM »

what is this, migines?
tufe (m)
Re: Gist
« #15 on: January 26, 2008, 09:13 PM »

good question
clemcykul (m)
Re: Gist
« #16 on: January 28, 2008, 01:17 PM »

that is qtion is "off course" its got no basis and it is no way related to this topic Grin

iteun actually when this thread was created u havnt evn heard the name nairaland talkmore of being a member lmao Grin Grin Grin Grin
ituen (m)
Re: Gist
« #17 on: January 28, 2008, 04:58 PM »

but i least i get sense to know say the poster fu<k up
clemcykul (m)
Re: Gist
« #18 on: June 17, 2008, 12:40 PM »

yes u get sense
Jeovy (m)
Re: Gist
« #19 on: June 17, 2008, 03:19 PM »

Spell checking,
webdezzi (m)
Re: Gist
« #20 on: June 17, 2008, 08:02 PM »

@clems

it took you 5 months to respond to that?
clemcykul (m)
Re: Gist
« #21 on: June 18, 2008, 03:54 PM »

yes mr web the busy boriiii
webdezzi (m)
Re: Gist
« #22 on: June 18, 2008, 08:59 PM »

am curious, i read a thread where u spoke hausa fluently, are u a gambari?
clemcykul (m)
Re: Gist
« #23 on: June 19, 2008, 09:12 AM »

nope Grin
ituen (m)
Re: Gist
« #24 on: June 19, 2008, 11:46 AM »

clemcy na mixture of fulani and kanuri
bibs (f)
Re: Gist
« #25 on: June 19, 2008, 08:20 PM »

i have always wanted to ask, Clem are u hausa or related to hausa in any way?
please reply i want to know.
Migines (m)
Re: Gist
« #26 on: June 19, 2008, 11:11 PM »

And what good will that do u?
clemcykul (m)
Re: Gist
« #27 on: June 20, 2008, 09:36 AM »

lol
bibs (f)
Re: Gist
« #28 on: June 20, 2008, 09:59 AM »

i just want to satisfy my curiosity.
mykali
Re: Gist
« #29 on: June 20, 2008, 11:12 AM »

trouble follows u
bibs (f)
Re: Gist
« #30 on: June 21, 2008, 11:00 AM »

Quote from: mykali on June 20, 2008, 11:12 AM
trouble follows u


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