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joeola4u (m)
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Friends in the house, how can i get the babe of my dream?
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Sonye (f)
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its easy. search 
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Mandora (f)
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Keep dreaming, she just might pop out of ur dreams
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osereka (m)
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Drink enough KAIKAI/OGOGORO/SHEPE, sleep for bear floor, u go see ur dream girl. 
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PHEESAYOUR (m)
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try to stay awake for 365 days or more!
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Bolarge (m)
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Visit the nearest cemetery at about 1am and recite the following: "Osoronga, the ancient; Osoronga, the wise; Osoronga, the beautiful; Osoronga, the awesome; Arise from thy rest and we shall be one! . . . We shall be one! . . . We shall be one!!! Ariiiiiiiiiiiiise!!!. . . . . ." Bingo! U got her. 
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Banderas (m)
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What!? Osoronga!!!
Bolarge, O Bolarge, you're truly wicked
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johnnygan (m)
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The gurl o ya dreams would pop out of yo nightmares dude.
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iice (f)
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NL strikes again! 
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ikamefa (f)
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Visit the nearest cemetery at about 1am and recite the following: "Osoronga, the ancient; Osoronga, the wise; Osoronga, the beautiful; Osoronga, the awesome; Arise from thy rest and we shall be one! . . . We shall be one! . . . We shall be one!!! Ariiiiiiiiiiiiise!!!. . . . . ." Bingo! You got her.  huh?  wetin be osoronga? i don laff fall for ground!  @topic search for her am sure you've got a list of qualities you need in a mate start searching by dating, networking etc 
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ThoniaSlim (f)
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You get her by dreaming and keep dreaming. 
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denex
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Restructure your game, player.
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naira4doll (m)
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 This thread is so funny that by 2:00 am, am laughing so loud. Maybe it should be moved to jokes section. Joeola4u, I really pity you, keep dreaming, u go finish your love there.
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n-guage (m)
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watch and pray
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crazykid (m)
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Visit the nearest cemetery at about 1am and recite the following: "Osoronga, the ancient; Osoronga, the wise; Osoronga, the beautiful; Osoronga, the awesome; Arise from thy rest and we shall be one! . . . We shall be one! . . . We shall be one!!! Ariiiiiiiiiiiiise!!!. . . . . ." Bingo! You got her.  I strongly recomend that you should become the special adviser to Yar'adua. So that with you primitive modern knowledge, we can move naija forward.
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sunej (m)
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Advertise on papers or print a T-shirt reading "I'm looking for a wifey" but no new my house o! Joseph the dreamer
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