Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum

In this forum we are going to interprete pidgin Language to good english,
someone once told me that he his would like learn Pigeon language, but i am not too proud in it, so i am asking Nairaland to come to this guy aid.


It should follow this format

Pidgin Language:
if you monkey you go banana

Meaning in English Language:
if you do not perform well, you might end up out of the way

"Pidgin" Language - dis guy don shet 4 church

English Langauaga - He has spoil every thing

YOU DEY YARN DUST

YOU ARE TALKING NONSENSE

it means trouble is at hand

Is that's it's only translation, or is it one of those words with several meanings???

Also, which language is that???

@Charlisco, I think you might be thinking of "yakata"
 as in "e don yakata" meaning it is ruined, could also say "e don kpafuka"
 Akata is usually used to refer to people from the USA or The USA itself, eg "Akata don land" or "I dey go Akata"

what does 'ogodo' mean???

So where does "Ikata" come from?

Na so una dey break pigin self?

yeh

i dey ache

i'm hungry

how body?  (answer) e de inside cloth

how are you              fine thankyou.

Amibo

gossiper

I never open  but i go inform  una 
by dat time i no go get time for forum self

The one i  like best is JJC jonny just come

someone  that just came new abroad and has not fitted in.



in my time there was bushmeat
a girl thats not up to date.

I hate bush meat.
short story.
My boyfriend and I with his Friend were on the road, there was this bushmeat the friend saw and wanted to what ever.
cutting a long story short I was the only one with money on this day and after heave begging  i promised to pay the bills if the bush meat comes along.
they stopped the car and asked her if she would like to go for a drink she said "yes"  and she was with a Friend.
Well we went to a fine place  and  my boyfriends friend ask "what will you drink" both of them said "chicken".
The friend looked at me i nodded ( my money was enough)
Bushmeat and bushmeat(the girl friend ) went to the bathroom.
My money changed hands (in Nigeria a woman dose not pay the bill)
they ate more than only chicken then meatpei  joined the list maybe salad i have forgotten not to talk of the cola.

After that they said "drop us here" that was it
i never saw my money but i had a good laugh
my boyfriend and his friend were mad .
its about 20 years ago this happened but i will never forget the look on their faces when they dropped the bushmeat. She did not even say thankyou or turn to wave,.