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Sexyabby (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #96 on: September 12, 2007, 02:05 AM »

lol i'm not wicked because if u love your thingy that much, u should be able to get a really good physician for yourself and what do u mean by ''what happened''?@Rhino



@TOH, exactly, can someone please tell them that its just one or two small incisions.


$$Rhino
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #97 on: September 12, 2007, 02:07 AM »

man shall not live by knife near abuna, but by every good kissing from his woman
$$Rhino
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #98 on: September 12, 2007, 02:08 AM »

sexybaby, say u get the best physician and mistake still happened, then what is next, will u still marry the man, remember the man is as good as a dickless man
debosky (m)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #99 on: September 12, 2007, 02:08 AM »

If the woman wants to tie her tubes, na her get the wahala, that one will not prevent sexual enjoyment, but if them just make small mistake, its bye bye abunna  Cry

I can never, I repeat NEVER undergo a vasectomy, its just too dangerous.
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #100 on: September 12, 2007, 02:12 AM »

Dont worry. I will do it in your sleep.  Cheesy
debosky (m)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #101 on: September 12, 2007, 02:15 AM »

oh hell no, I'm going to get me a chastity belt then  Tongue
Sexyabby (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #102 on: September 12, 2007, 02:15 AM »

Quote from: $$Rhino on September 12, 2007, 02:08 AM
sexybaby, say u get the best physician and mistake still happened, then what is next, will u still marry the man, remember the man is as good as a dickless man
to be honest, no i don't think so
$$Rhino
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #103 on: September 12, 2007, 02:17 AM »

Do it in my sleep, that is aiiight, i don't care about that, as long as when i wake up, i could feel that thing hard and ready to bite, then, we wont have no wahala, but if i have to wake up and looking for it, because i can't find it, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the world will know wetin we cook wey burn house oh.
$$Rhino
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #104 on: September 12, 2007, 02:20 AM »

sexybaby, now i see how mean u could be, u want to cut off my precious possession and then go with another man, haaaaaaaaaaaaa, wo"man"
omoge (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #105 on: September 12, 2007, 02:24 AM »

see how them dey carry their prick dey run.
Sexyabby (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #106 on: September 12, 2007, 02:25 AM »

Quote from: $$Rhino on September 12, 2007, 02:20 AM
sexybaby, now i see how mean u could be, u want to cut off my precious possession and then go with another man, haaaaaaaaaaaaa, wo"man"
lol no one is forcing u to do it, as long as u can afford 20 or more kids then no problem.
$$Rhino
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #107 on: September 12, 2007, 02:30 AM »

omoge, why we no go carry privates run, good privates no dey again oh, na cow privates remain oh.

sexybaby, u mean, no be small
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #108 on: September 12, 2007, 02:41 AM »

you have issues with mean girls?
$$Rhino
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #109 on: September 12, 2007, 02:43 AM »

with babes that wants me to lose my privates,, yeah, not only have issues with them, but will run for my life
Sexyabby (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #110 on: September 12, 2007, 02:51 AM »

Quote from: $$Rhino on September 12, 2007, 02:43 AM
with babes that wants me to lose my privates,, yeah, not only have issues with them, but will run for my life
i'm not forcing u, its just an option
omoge (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #111 on: September 12, 2007, 02:52 AM »

good! that running is preferred to sowing wild oats with your water  Grin
sylvao2000 (m)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #112 on: September 12, 2007, 10:49 AM »

We are 10,         6girls and 4boys
+osisi
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #113 on: September 12, 2007, 06:42 PM »

Quote from: sylvao2000 on September 12, 2007, 10:49 AM
We are 10, 6girls and 4boys

na wa
I hope you all turned out alright.
lauryn (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #114 on: September 12, 2007, 06:45 PM »

hehe Grin Grin
+osisi
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #115 on: September 12, 2007, 06:49 PM »

back to vasectomy.
debo and rhino,fear not!

It is one of the simplest surgeries done.
actually iit's a day surgery,you can go by on your lunch break and get it done  Grin
and no one will ever know.

I very much doubt anything could go wrong.
A man gets erection when his blood vessel down below fill up with blood and the vas deferens which is severed at vasectomy has nothing to do with it.
The vas carries the little swimmettes called sperms.
The hormones and his libido are still intact

It's a million times much simpler to do a vasectomy than a tubal ligation which requires general anesthesia.
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #116 on: September 12, 2007, 07:14 PM »

How many do you intend on having, osisi darling  Tongue
+osisi
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #117 on: September 12, 2007, 07:26 PM »

LOL.
You know how I kind of started late,according to Nigerian custom,even though I don't really think so. Lips sealed
couldn't lay my hands on the right man early enough Smiley
( na so so New York cab drivers dey pursue me )
I intend by God's grace on having 2 or 3.
and I pray God gives them to me every 9 months before my eggs calcify lol.

ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #118 on: September 12, 2007, 07:29 PM »

no I don't know!
you should have married gboyega so you wouldnt have had to startlate  Tongue
Every 9 months? please tell me you are joking.

when you're not Britney Spears ewww  Embarrassed
+osisi
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #119 on: September 12, 2007, 07:38 PM »

Ade and gboyega were my first 2 boyfriends.
I was very young then and didn't even know much of myself talk less of marriage.

I was joking by every nine months,but 18 monthly will be OK.
I pray I get a girl and a boy and we'll be all set.
I plan on naming my son David after davidylan
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #120 on: September 12, 2007, 07:43 PM »

Isnt Nigerian custom that you have a kid by 20 or something just as stupid

anyway name the girl TOH :p
$$Rhino
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #121 on: September 12, 2007, 07:58 PM »

osisi, i heard you jare, maybe after the first child, i will give it a trial then, because i think one child is just enough, but most of the babes ever dated wanted more than one, so after the first one, i will tell my woman, i want to go and get myself a present and i will go and get one done, then, come back home and relax, and we cld jigi jigi for ever.
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #122 on: September 12, 2007, 08:05 PM »

1? that's so mean.
$$Rhino
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #123 on: September 13, 2007, 01:44 AM »

TOH, all of a sudden u have beef with mean? hahahaha
sylvao2000 (m)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #124 on: September 13, 2007, 09:41 AM »

@+osisi  are you crazy or somthing you must be out of your mind, for your information l am the only one in Nigeria other abroad 4 usa, 3 london,  2 ltaly and me here we are so proud of parent ok.

Your parent could  have one l bet you it can't never be as good as our dog ,  get out of here l don't joke with my family and don't ever try it in your life ok,  ldiot
ozigbo (m)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #125 on: September 13, 2007, 12:10 PM »

Quote from: sylvao2000 on September 12, 2007, 10:49 AM
We are 10, 6girls and 4boys
guy ona don complete now, one full Term wating go be the name
of the club. lol.
ozigbo (m)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #126 on: September 13, 2007, 12:13 PM »

Three boys one girl.
shylle (m)
Re: How Many Are You In Your Family?
« #127 on: September 13, 2007, 08:32 PM »

Quote
@+osisi  are you crazy or somthing you must be out of your mind, for your information l am the only one in Nigeria other abroad 4 usa, 3 london,  2 ltaly and me here we are so proud of parent ok.

Your parent could  have one l bet you it can't never be as good as our dog ,  get out of here l don't joke with my family and don't ever try it in your life ok,  ldiot

@OSISI

See what I told you? Be careful how u refer 2 people's family o,  Tongue
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