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Yo momma is so poor she kant even afford d fotocopy of a cheap painting.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so stupd we wer playn chess nd i told her i love Puns nd she sed 'i love d videos in paticular'
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so ugly, wel, luk at u.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat when she sits around d house, SHE SITS AROUND D HOUSE!
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so ugly! She's a good xample of y to use a condom.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat she went out in high heels nd came bak in flip flops
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat she went out in high heels nd came bak in flip flops
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat shes gt more tits dan a chinese phone buk.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat shes gt more tits dan a chinese phone buk.
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Migines (m)
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Even when your momma waz a little girl she waz a BIG. Nd i MEAN IT!
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat evn her portraits fall off d wall.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat evn her portraits fall off d wall.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so old she sat nxt to jesus in sixt grade.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so dumb she wudnt think, evn if her lyf depended on it.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so dumb she tot "PLAYBOY" waz a game.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so tiny she tot Danny Devito waz a giant monster.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so tiny in takes her 4wks nd a publik holiday to fall down a match box.
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Migines (m)
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CORRECTIONS!
your momma is so fat she's got more CHINS dan a chinese fonebuk.
Even when your momma waz a little girl, she waz a BIG girl. Nd i mean it!
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat she kan tuk in her tits in her boot.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so poor, d last supper waz her last supper.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat she waz born on june d ist & 2nd
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so dumb she askd d operator hw lng it will take from L.A to las vagas. He sed "just a minute" and she sed "thank u" nd hung up.
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so dumb she came last in a dumb class.
Yo mamma so short she as to take d toilet paper with a 10inchs stick.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so old , she fartd nd dust blew out her ass.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so ugly, she gives Freddie Krueger nyte mares.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so ugly, she gives Freddie Krueger nyte mares.
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so dumb she mistaken me for your dad,and i had my way
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Migines (m)
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Ha ha ha!
your momma is so full of shit d toilet envies her.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat her ass is like 2 parrots fytn in a sack.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat that she wears pillow cases 4 socks.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat that she wears pillow cases 4 socks.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat she sets up car alarms jst by pasn by them.
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