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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so fat she broke d toilet closet so u all as to use d tree.
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babaluku
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your mama is so ugly she looks like "FLAVOR FLAV"
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so ugly omo baba gvs her respect.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so old her memory is in black nd white.
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Migines (m)
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your momma's so ugly she nd d insects talk eyeball- to- eyeball
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dason4life (m)
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Yo momma is so brainless, she talks like Mukina2 
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ijidakinro (m)
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your momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese baby
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Migines (m)
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Dat is 1 of d first jokes i postd.
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Mr_Raheem (m)
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@ Migines,
Yo Momma is so skinny, Tha Bitch looks through a peep-Hole wit both eyes,
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babaluku
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yo mama is so broke that she use condom thrice
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Migines (m)
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@mr raheem
u dint av to specify.
@topic
your momma is so dumb i told her i wantd to arrange a blind date 4 her. Wen she came bak nd i askd her ao it waz, she sed "fantastic! But, is he rily blind? "
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Mr_Raheem (m)
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@ magines
sori about that, i just tot u might want to battle me.
Anyway, your momma is so dirty that tha bitch took her bath and lost weight
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Migines (m)
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@mr raheem.
Wow! Dats so nice of u.(to apologize) many people wunt. Nice to meet u.
@topic
your momma is so old, king solomon is your half brother.
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Mr_Raheem (m)
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@migines,
Thanx bro, nice to meet you too.
@Topic
Your momma sucked so much dicks that her lips went platinum
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lolly1815 (f)
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yo momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she died.
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babaluku
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@mr raheem
your mama is so fat,she went to KROGER took a step.took a deep breath and she was accused of stealing grogery
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djcrooky (m)
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yo mama is so dumd that she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 5o pound
yo mama is so ugly that when she gets in to a bank they swisth off there camera
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Mr_Raheem (m)
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@babaluku,
Yo momma is dumb because tha bitch had u when she was on her period.
Keep my name outa your mouth, Boy!
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Abium
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aLL oF yOU
YOUR PAPA IS SO STUPID DAT HE NO LOOK WELLA B4 HE MARRY UR MAMA
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jossy_1luv (f)
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yo mamma is so bald that she uses toothpick to roll her hair  |
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Mr_Raheem (m)
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@jossy,
what happenned?, i've been trying to connect to u but it's not working,
Are u still online?
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clemcykul
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yo mama is so thoughtful she forgot her bra in the car yo mama is so pretty she looked at the mirror and it broke yo mama is so slim that the mosquitoes envy her yo mama is so tall that she just have to straight her legs to cross a mountain yo mama is so fat that when she fell into the sea the whales ran out of the water yo mama uses paint for lipstick yo mama laughed hard and her teeths fell off hmmmm yo mama is wise and intelligent that she failed her aptitude test yo mama is crazy she went to market to buy george bush just because she want to decorate her house for xmas ND I MEAN ITT |
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tonerro1 (m)
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u momma is so dumb she sit on the television and watches the chair and wonders why nothing is showing!
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Mr_Raheem (m)
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Yo momma has pussy on her Hips so she can make money on the side
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clemcykul
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YO mama is so sensible she uses paints for lipstick i guess u already know. yo mama is so mindful she left her black bra in the booth yo mama is so young that my grandma calls her aunty yo mama is so fat she fell into the ocean and all the wales ran out yo mama is damn too skinny even the mosquitoes envy her yo mama is damn pretty when she glimsed at the mirror it fell off the wal and broke You WITNESSED IT! YO mama is so intellingent and smart that she failed her aptitude test yo mama is just too dumb she went to a drug store and asked for a hotel reservation. yo mama bla bla bla, ? she went to the market and asked for george bush just because she wants to decorate her room for xmas thinkn its a new kind of xmas tree! |
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Migines (m)
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Sory yall. I've had ntwork probs. Gud to b bak because,
your momma is so dumb she went to hell nd sed, damn! Y is it so hot in ere?
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so ugly shes fed wit a frisby.
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Fadajasi (m)
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Yo momma is so urgly that she cries backward.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so ugly when she waz born d doctor nd nurses wer dismisd.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat she uses a phone booth as her cell phone.
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clemcykul
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yo mama uses speaker for ear phone
yo mama is so beautiful when she got to the zoo the mnkeys cheered her as their queen.
yo mamas house is so neat the spider pay her rents
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