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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama menstrated nd lost 3000ounce of blood
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is so dumb she 4got her wedn date
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is so dump she wore a condom on her head thinkn it was a shower cap!
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clemcykul (m)
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ohh my yo mama is back again  she got drunk and slept wd the dog that is why ure the way u are |
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama saw a rat on her bed she screamed and called 911
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is so jobless she set a marital counselling for monkeys!! youre invited for the workshop  ! |
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama was advicd not to wash her dirty undies outside, when she had a fight wd yo papa she took his dirty undies outside to wash just to spite yo papa.
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is so dirty when she lafed some goats advised her to see a dentist, hop ure teeths are ok?
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is so thin she fell on the bed and broke all her bones
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so fat shes used as a blood bank.(shes gt all d blood typs in her)
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so fat when she stepd on d scale she saw her phone numba
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is like a bus, its big, it don't smell too good nd its only a dollar to ryde.
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Migines (m)
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Da last tyme ur momma saw 90210 waz on her bathrum scale.
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Migines (m)
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If ur momma bought a fur cloth a specie will b in xtinct.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so dumb she bought a video tape on aw to fix her VCR!
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so stupid shes gt a glass door wit a peep hole!
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Migines (m)
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when ur momma told me her weight i tot it waz her phone numba.
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ovic (m)
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Jeez miqines. ENOUGH!! that ll do.
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Migines (m)
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when ur momma told me her weight i tot it waz her phone numba.
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Migines (m)
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when ur momma told me her weight i tot it waz her phone numba.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma starvf for 40 days nd still weighed a thousand pounds.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so fckn fat she IS ur momma.
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Migines (m)
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@ovic
nw i'm kul, 4 d tyme being
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Beneth (m)
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Y o momma has such fat ass that when sits on a chair she is 3feet taller  |
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so fat, even a hundred men kant lift her spirit.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so fat d only thing kipin her from d weight loss centre is d door!
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so ugly she culd only b ur momma!
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so poor buglars break into her aous nd leave money.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so old she use to babysit yoda.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so stupid she tot Tiger Woods waz a forest!
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so fat she doznt nid internet, shes already worldwide.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so old when she waz in skul, HISTORY waz kald CURRENT AFFAIRS!
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