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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so dumb she waz possesd by Albert Einsteins spirit but remained DUMB!
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Migines (m)
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I traveld for
14yrs
9mths
3wks
6dys at 220km/min
Nd i waz stil in 4rnt of yo momma!
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so old she owes Jesus 3bucks.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so fat she fell in love nd broke it.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so old she told Judas: "u c, i av knwn u 4 384yrs nw nd u re like a grand son to me, i will advice u to comit suicide considerng what u did to ur mastep" den yesday when i waz talkn to her, she sed "Judas's fada also komitd suicide ryte in 4rnt of me"
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so stupid she 3ied to design a solar powered flashlyte.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so stupid she sat in her wheel chair nd sed "you kant push me around no more"
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babaluku
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@mig
ur mama is so dumb she uses mapquest to get to the kitchen from her room
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Migines (m)
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@babaluku
ur momma is so poor she sold ur sense of humour.
Dnt direct ne joke to me.
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babaluku
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@mignie
ur mama is so fat her pussy couldnt be seen by a microscope
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clemcykul
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when yo mama was sworn into the parliament she made her oats: she said i'll screw you the reader and mess the first poster!!!
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clemcykul
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yo mama is so fat she went for a bath and sunk with the bathtub into the ground and you wept  was it a lie? |
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clemcykul
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yo mama is a fast runner she runs the race of her life, (at least uve witnessed her in action)
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clemcykul
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yo mama is so ugly when she got to hell the demons screamed for help and left hell for her. go there now and u'll see her wid the big fork smiling |
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so full of sin, she went to hell nd d devil gave her a lyta nd so fuel to start another branch.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so full of sin, she went to hell nd d devil gave her a lyta nd so fuel to start another branch.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so full of sin, she went to hell nd d devil gave her a lyta nd so fuel to start another branch.
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lysaa (f)
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hi guys, how y'all doing?
my momma is so christian, she taught me never to curse again, lol. . i just came to show some love. .have fun!!!!
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so nasty she stop using d internet when she bcame born again.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so old her name is in past tense.
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lysaa (f)
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hey u, u're on. .HRU? your momma is so nasty she stop using d internet when she bcame born again.
is that the right word for that space? just doesnt gel in. but u are doing well. sup? |
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Migines (m)
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@lysaa that mins she onlx browzd pun.
I good nd u? Wev u bn.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so stupid she waz busted in a for indecent xposure in a porn klub.
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lysaa (f)
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lolz. .
i'm fine migines. between, do u know one presenter of old WWF that has a name that sounds like urs?
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Migines (m)
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@lysaa
no i dnt nd doz WWF min world wresling federation? If it doz, doz it min u watch wresling?
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Migines (m)
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@lysaa
no i dnt nd doz WWF min world wresling federation? If it doz, doz it min u watch wresling?
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lysaa (f)
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hahaha used to, migine or so the name sounds was that presenter that Horgan looks down at when talking and he goes like 'let me tel ya somn migin. .'
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