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Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #224 on: August 13, 2007, 10:45 PM »

Sounds like u re an "HULKAMANIAC"
lysaa (f)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #225 on: August 13, 2007, 11:06 PM »

lol, u can say that again. but y? i don't fancy him anymore
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #226 on: August 13, 2007, 11:26 PM »

Re u on ne chat rum. because ill rily love 2 chat wit u. I am on prodigits.Co. Uk
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #227 on: August 13, 2007, 11:35 PM »

Re u on ne chat rum. because ill rily love 2 chat wit u. I am on prodigits.Co. Uk
lysaa (f)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #228 on: August 13, 2007, 11:39 PM »

on YIM only and that is same with my AIM (check profile). .oh and on Myspace too
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #229 on: August 14, 2007, 12:12 AM »

Wel i'm using a phone so i can't c ur profile. But wil check u at my space. I am migines ne were.
lysaa (f)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #230 on: August 14, 2007, 12:25 AM »

iight got u. i'm either Lysaa, Lysa or Lisa but on Myspace, i guess its Lisa k?  Wink
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #231 on: August 14, 2007, 04:36 AM »

Lysaa what u doin here?
lysaa (f)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #232 on: August 14, 2007, 12:49 PM »

sup rasulua, its bn a while, did u quit this thread?
Riff-Raff
Re: Yo Momma!
« #233 on: August 15, 2007, 09:06 AM »

hey, thanks for creating this tread, i just love it so much. it is my favorite tread on nairaland and for the critics of this tread, if u don’t like it then don't read it. Some people are sadist and don’t know what a joke is. Once they disagree with anything they come up with crap like culture and shit. IF U don't LIKE IT SKIP!!!!
Let me try some yo mamma's joke. Check this out.

   yor mama's intestine is so rotten that when she farts, all the skunks died.
   yor mama's ass is so big that when she sits she's six feet tall.
   yor mama is so fat that when she called an Okada, the okada man looked at her and said "sorry i no dey carry two!"
   yor mama is poor that when ur family wanted to take a family picture and the photographer say "cheese", Y'all rush to form a line.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #234 on: August 15, 2007, 10:47 AM »

@tanx, itr my pleasure.
@topic
ur momma is so fat shes d only 1 in ur family picture.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #235 on: August 15, 2007, 03:27 PM »

Ur momma is so ugly even she, considered buying a mirror, a bad idea.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #236 on: August 15, 2007, 03:37 PM »

Ur momma is so ugly even she, considered buying a mirror, a bad idea.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #237 on: August 16, 2007, 08:25 AM »

Ur momma is so ugly, she makes jason luk like a super model.
madariola (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #238 on: August 16, 2007, 12:41 PM »

ur momma breast is so big that she can breast feed a baby ina room from the parlour
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #239 on: August 17, 2007, 08:47 AM »

Ur momma is so old her social security numba is "1"
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #240 on: August 17, 2007, 08:52 AM »

Ur momma is so stupid she nids help to rid a manual.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #241 on: August 17, 2007, 09:02 AM »

Ur momma is like a short gun, 2 cocks nd she blows.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #242 on: August 17, 2007, 10:08 AM »

Ur momma is so old her phone numba is 00000000001
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #243 on: August 17, 2007, 10:11 AM »

Ur momma is so old her phone numba is 00000000001
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #244 on: August 17, 2007, 10:14 AM »

Ur momma is so old her phone numba is 00000000001
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #245 on: August 17, 2007, 10:17 AM »

Ur momma is so old her phone numba is 00000000001
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #246 on: August 19, 2007, 06:45 PM »

Ur mommas nose is so big when shes around, every oda person struggles 4 oxygen.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #247 on: August 19, 2007, 06:48 PM »

Yo momma is so fat she casts a shadow ova Mt Everest.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #248 on: August 19, 2007, 09:02 PM »

Yo momma is so stupid each time she blinks, she gets lost.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #249 on: August 19, 2007, 09:04 PM »

Yo momma is so short she jumbs to touch d ground.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #250 on: August 19, 2007, 09:06 PM »

Yo momma is so dumb she got lost on a straight road.
Teej (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #251 on: August 19, 2007, 09:17 PM »

Yo mamma is so sweet she got ants crawling all over her
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #252 on: August 19, 2007, 09:47 PM »

I dnt care bt yo momma is so stupid she invented a 4-wheel drive nd kald it a 3ry cycle.
Jst jokin. Lol
Teej (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #253 on: August 19, 2007, 11:19 PM »

yo mama is so ugly her shadow walked out on her
Teej (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #254 on: August 19, 2007, 11:23 PM »

Yo momma is so ugly everyone knew when she was born 'because her face stoped time
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #255 on: August 19, 2007, 11:48 PM »

Yo momma is so fat she can walk on water.
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