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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so cross-eyed when she cries, her tears run down her back.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so short she has to hold up a sign that says "DON'T,SPIT I CAN'T SWIM"
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lysaa (f)
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hey migines, how are u? just showing some love. tc
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Migines (m)
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I'm kul lysaa. Teej waz 3ryn to battle me bt i ges i gave hm a K.O.
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yo momma is so fat she went to heaven nd droped to hell.
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Teej (m)
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Yo momma is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch a 60 Minutes movie.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so ugly she went to d zoo nd sm1 screamed "oh no! 1 of d deformed rhinos has escaped"
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on talkn scale nd it sed "WTF!"
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so ugly yo poppa lets her out only on halloween.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma a'int so bad afterall, she luks pretty kul wit her 2 left legs.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma a'int so bad afterall, she luks pretty kul wit her 2 left legs.
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Teej (m)
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Yo momma is so fat she stood on a scale and it read "take it one after the other'  |
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Teej (m)
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Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a scale and it read 'to be continued'
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is like da toilet, full of sh*t!
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so dumb she stood d whole day in front of a slot machine waiting 4 change.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so dumb she stood d whole day in front of a slot machine waiting 4 change.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is like a hardware shop. 5cents a screw.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma a'int as dumb as i tot, at least she calls u a "SON OF A B*TCH"
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Migines (m)
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U know, now i'm rily tired of yo momma, she even stinks to a skunk.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so big, she watches concord fly past her like a butterfly.
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lysaa (f)
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okay i grab, but take it easy on urselves okay. . I'm yo momma and i say so! |
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ibrahiem (m)
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ur momma sooooooooo ugly that every tyme she show face 4 outside, na that tyme da sun go go down wheither e lyke em or not.
ur momma so ugly that whoever looks at her go start 2 pough.
I pray make ur momma face no bring about da end of tyme cus dey face look lyke one of signs wey i see 4 book.
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clemcykul (m)
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you and yo mama had a fight when the police came lookn for you, guess where you were located  IN YO MAMA"S ARMPITTTT how does it feel like to be in the pit? |
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lysaa (f)
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yes, I'm ready to take it for yo momma thats y i'm "yo momma"  |
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma's so fat she runs from East to West
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so short, she has to luk up to luk down.
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is lysaa ;  |
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Migines (m)
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Hmmmm, that don't sound nice.
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clemcykul (m)
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well she leaves me no choice okay i grab, but take it easy on urselves okay. . I'm yo momma and i say so! she insists shes yo mama, so all i can do is to affirm she is!  |
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Migines (m)
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Oooookay i gedit. Lol
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anyway yo mama got mad at yo papa and she was taken to a sanatorium 
