Yo Momma!

Yo momma is so fat she is the only one in your family picture

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her parents,

yo mama is so smart, she lost da way 2 ur papa's d**ck

your momma is sooo ugly that she defeated Obasanjo in an ugly contest

yoo maaaama is so worse that u lock her up in d toilet everyday 

Yo momma is so ugly, she luk like shes lived in an asshole all her lyf.
(now i know were u got d "good" luks from)

that is where u rong girl. I a'int never bn to a zoo all ma lyf.

yo momma is so dumb she sits on d T V and watches d coach

  Ur mama has one big tit and one small tit, when she walks around people call her biggie smalls

Yo momma is so ugly she was fixed into an incubator with tinted glasses when she was born

Yo Momma is so stupid that she wipes her ass with her hands and cleans the shit off her hands with the toilet paper. Gosh.

yo mama so dumb, she adds her breast milk in her cereals

Yo Mama so stupid that, when i told her i just bought a new jaguar Z40, She was like " Wow, that's great! i hope it doesn't bite?"

Yo Mama so fat, that the Equator belt is too small for her waist.

Yo Mama so old that, she helped build the first pyramid for the first pharoah and the second pharoah gave her a letter of recommendation before he died too

Thanks your also quite a badass in Yo Mama jokes, lol