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Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #32 on: July 21, 2007, 06:26 PM »

Ur momma is so fat that she wears pillow cases 4 socks.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #33 on: July 21, 2007, 06:34 PM »

Ur momma is so fat she puts on her belt wit a boomerang.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #34 on: July 21, 2007, 06:35 PM »

Ur momma is so dirty d pigs fired a law suit agaist her.
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #35 on: July 21, 2007, 06:36 PM »

Yo mamma so fat she said she cldnt see her p***y
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #36 on: July 21, 2007, 06:39 PM »

Ur momma is so short even d ants luk down on her.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #37 on: July 21, 2007, 06:56 PM »

Ur momma fckt a donkey that is y u're an ass.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #38 on: July 21, 2007, 06:57 PM »

Ur momma jumbt down a match box to commit suicide.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #39 on: July 21, 2007, 06:58 PM »

Ur momma fckt a donkey that is y u're an ass.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #40 on: July 21, 2007, 06:58 PM »

Ur momma fckt a donkey that is y u're an ass.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #41 on: July 21, 2007, 06:58 PM »

Ur momma fckt a donkey that is y u're an ass.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #42 on: July 21, 2007, 07:01 PM »

Ur momma fckt a donkey that is y u're an ass.
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #43 on: July 22, 2007, 03:30 PM »

Yo mamma so senceless she forgot what her name was.
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #44 on: July 22, 2007, 03:34 PM »

Yo mamma so ugly she mistaken 4 a horror film make uped acttress
babayo (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #45 on: July 22, 2007, 05:22 PM »

ur momma is so dumd that she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
lysaa (f)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #46 on: July 22, 2007, 06:55 PM »

your momma is so dumb, well look at u, i thot this thead was already in existence, we didnt need a 2nd!! definately momma's gene  Tongue
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #47 on: July 22, 2007, 10:43 PM »

Yo mamma is so dumb that u cnt see its only 2 people in this thread.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #48 on: July 22, 2007, 10:51 PM »

Actually i new it waz in xsistence bt waz 2 far. I postd mine before sm1 raised d oda up. Ne way 10ks to doz hu av pstd. Wudnt mind more.
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #49 on: July 22, 2007, 10:54 PM »

never mind him,it wz only me nd u before he jst burst in,i love it d way am woopin ur ass,
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #50 on: July 22, 2007, 11:05 PM »

@rasuluaa lol
wel take this
ur mommas so ugly king kong thinks she's ugly.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #51 on: July 22, 2007, 11:08 PM »

Ur momma is so ugly, her reflectn ducks in d mirror.
Now lets c hus whoopn hu.
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #52 on: July 22, 2007, 11:14 PM »

Yo mamma so ugly she cnt stand 2 look at d mirrow. Danm!
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #53 on: July 22, 2007, 11:21 PM »

Ur momma is so stupid she tot u were handsome!
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #54 on: July 22, 2007, 11:29 PM »

Yo mamma so dumb she said cracks remind her of her bush burnin days in camp
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #55 on: July 22, 2007, 11:33 PM »

I need a new brain 4 my dog(1 that has nva bn used). Can i av ur momma's
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #56 on: July 23, 2007, 12:15 AM »

Yo mamma so dumb she 4got 2 loss ur pregnacy at 3 wks old,that is y u so dumb.
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #57 on: July 23, 2007, 12:26 AM »

Yo mamma so poor she cld gv me BJ 4 $1.
lysaa (f)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #58 on: July 23, 2007, 10:36 AM »

@ rasulua
your momma is so poor that she couldnt afford to give u simple advice. . i respect privacy but this is a public forum  Angry

your momma is so dumb that she couldnt teach u how to diff male from female duh. . I aint a guy but a girl silly  Tongue

@migines
Ur momma aint that dumb like i thot, at least in ur gene there is a drop of understanding  Wink
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #59 on: July 23, 2007, 10:45 AM »

@ lysaa
Yo mamma so dumb she tot real ball was behind ur paps d**k---i was only tellin u in a simple lang that its only a joke,stop tripin,u cld join if u dnt mind,uv gt nice ones too.
lysaa (f)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #60 on: July 23, 2007, 10:48 AM »

your momma is so dumb that she spied her date of birth from a friend's
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #61 on: July 23, 2007, 10:55 AM »

Yo mamma so dumb she tot anytin cld go into her p***y that wz aw she had u.
lysaa (f)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #62 on: July 23, 2007, 11:00 AM »

ur momma is so bald that she got brainwashed while having a shower
rasulua (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #63 on: July 23, 2007, 11:03 AM »

Yo mamma so raw that she want to start an old age porn movie.
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