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Migines (m)
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Solve riddles@ ROFLMAO BY MIGINES
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Migines (m)
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L.O.L that is because i'm concentrating on ROFLMAO. Ne wayzThanx man. U'll also hear from me.
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chinizle
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your momma is so dumb that she was told to register online n she ask 'where's d line?'
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chinizle
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your momma is so poor that she had to buy 2 spoilt t.v's, one for sound and the other for vision'
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma's so fat her tongue's got stretch marks.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma's so old she lost her virginity to king David.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma's house is so small she got to watch t.V from outside.
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is so old, she befriended methusela
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is so dumb when asked to buy a laptop she cut part of her lap and borrowed a top from sarah,(abrahams wife)
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lancaster (m)
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your mamma is sooooo dumb she,s reading this but doesnt know we are talking about her
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temmysexy (f)
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Yo Momma is sooooo fat, she stood on the scale and it showed to be continued 
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temmysexy (f)
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Yo Momma is sooooo thin she hid behind a straw!!
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lancaster (m)
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yeh, your mother is sooooooo ugly that she always shouts whenever she looks at the mirror
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pisces20
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yo momma is so goodlooking she looks like me 
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Migines (m)
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@lancaster shes afraid shes gradually resembling yo momma.
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lancaster (m)
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;Dthat hot man.
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lysaa (f)
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It has come to my notice that some children here have been playing with my name, would u stop before i whoop ur behind! just say yo momma and i'll get it. Its disrespectful to mention my name ok?
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lancaster (m)
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@iysaa your momma is sooooo dumb that she thinks you arev her grand mother ;d
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clemcykul (m)
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ur mama is so dumb when asked to brush her teeth, she got home and brushed her tits instead 
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is so fat she climbed into titanic and it sank 
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama is so thin the fan in her room blows her about
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lancaster (m)
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yo momma is sooooo dumb she donatd you to the zoo at birth
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lancaster (m)
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yo momma is soooooo dunb she can only be yo momma
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fellis
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Your momma's so fat, when she passes in front of the tv you miss an entire season of 'lost'.
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RuDeGyal (f)
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MiGines jokes are So funny Can ii joiin aswll# because i wtch yo mommma all day
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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Migines (m)
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Thank u, thank u, u're far too kind. Of because u can join. U re very well come *opens the door nd shakes hand*
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ituen (m)
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Hey Miggy,
Didnt know u had this post. Well i'm going to stick to this one.
Yo momma is so short that her picture is used as a passport photo
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma is so dirty, she has to snick up on her bath water.
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