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thundathug (m)
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Your momma is so ugly,it looks like her face caught on fire and got put out with an axe.
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thundathug (m)
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Your momma has the words 'PW' tattoo for her nyash so when she bends over it says 'POW'!!
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Migines (m)
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Lmao nice1. Nva seen it before.
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ituen (m)
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Yo momma's pussy is so wide that you were born when she was crossing the road n she didnt know. Someone had to tell her she dropped something
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clemcykul (m)
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ituen u reallllly crazy and fuunyyy  ;Dlol |
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ituen (m)
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Yo momma's so dull n u so ugly that when she had u, she wished she gave ur dad a blowjob
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thundathug (m)
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Your momma has one big breast and one little breast so for street they dey call her Biggy Smalls.
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thundathug (m)
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Yo mamma's so stupid,she got locked up in a grocery store and starved to death
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ituen (m)
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Yo momma's so short, she can't fall down - any direction she falls, her hands bring her up
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RuDeGyal (f)
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 Aight Kul let me Drop myn!!! Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter! Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter! D3rr Yu Go, Yu betta go git yo momma toothpaste
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ituen (m)
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Yo momma's so dull she hasnt passed JAMB since it was inaugurated till now. They even send her the forms in advance with discounts
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Migines (m)
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I'm sure u made dad'up but, it sure is HILARIOUS
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ituen (m)
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Yo momma's so daft that after drivin a car for 20 years, she buys a power bike and looks for the seat belt on d bike
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jkpretty (f)
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@Migines i love this thread
@Topic
Ur mama is so neat she uses her tongue to type on the keyboardscratches head
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jkpretty (f)
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ur mama is so stupid she stood on the escalator to eight hours, when electricity suppy went off
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jkpretty (f)
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your mama is so ugly that people spit at the site of her
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jkpretty (f)
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ur mama is so stupid she picked her groceries instead of u in a hit & run car accident, that's why ur head looks the ways it does.
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jkpretty (f)
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Ur mama is so old that angels in heaven call her grandma
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jkpretty (f)
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your momma is so thoughtful so consider family planning after 2dozens of children
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ituen (m)
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Welldone Jkpreety
Yo momma is so daft that she failed a job interview and asked for a supplementary form
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mimiko (f)
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heheheheheh nice one there Ituen
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jkpretty (f)
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Thanks Ituen
Ur mama is so romantic that she gave ur father thorns instead of roses
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lancaster (m)
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your momma is soo ssooo old that Obj gave her an 'GON' award, Granma Of Nigeria |
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Migines (m)
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yeah ryte that is the best form of romance
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clemcykul (m)
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yo mama kissed my arse |
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Migines (m)
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. . .Nd wiped d infections off
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tope_teadr (m)
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Wow so much disrespect for one who gave birth to all of you. If ur parent's see this you all would surely be disowned.
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ituen (m)
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Thanks Ituen
your mama is so romantic that she gave your father thorns instead of roses
Guy u try for there. lol Wow so much disrespect for one who gave birth to all of you. If your parent's see this you all would surely be disowned.
Yo momma is so gluttonous that when i gave her a plate of soup, she finished it and even licked the "Made in China" under the plate off |
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tope_teadr (m)
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@ituen i can't blame u that is exactly how u talk to your parent's at home punk.
And i woun't doubt if u had sex wit ur mother once.
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