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Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #384 on: October 06, 2007, 01:10 PM »

Luks like ure statn to dig this thread. that hit the nail oo the head.
clemcykul (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #385 on: October 06, 2007, 02:15 PM »

@tope-teadr or is it tope teady bear Huh Huh Huh Huh

no one said my mother or your mother what we are sayn is YO MAMA its an imaginary non existent abstract object!

u don't even know the meaning of the word joke Shocked den how in hell can u appreciate an awful or nice joke when u see one?

anyway YO MAMA IS SO SENSIBLE that when SHE BORE U, SHE LEFT U IN THE MARKET because URE SO DUMB Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
ituen (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #386 on: October 07, 2007, 05:09 PM »

@clem

Thanks darl

Yo momma is so fat that she placed herself on diet: Gala, chin-chin and pure water
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #387 on: October 07, 2007, 05:14 PM »

Yo momma is so dumb she blames the elephant's long trunk on lieing.
ituen (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #388 on: October 07, 2007, 05:44 PM »

Yo momma is so daft that she put on the gas cooker n waited 5mins for the fire to get hot before cooking
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #389 on: October 07, 2007, 05:47 PM »

LMAO. Datts really funny.
ituen (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #390 on: October 07, 2007, 06:23 PM »

na small thing Grin Grin Grin Grin

Yo momma was so ugly that during the payment for bride price, her father returned some change to the groom
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #391 on: October 07, 2007, 10:47 PM »

Oh at clem you are a disgrace to humanity what about if i said all the yabs was  a joke. Then all what u said would be pouncing back on you. Check this out.
Yo mamma is a slot, the day she gave birth to you  she sucked your privates.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #392 on: October 07, 2007, 10:48 PM »

Oh @clem you are a disgrace to humanity what about if i said all the yabs was  a joke. Then all what u said would be pouncing back on you. Check this out.
 Yo mamma is a slot, the day she gave birth to you  she sucked your privates.
clemcykul (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #393 on: October 08, 2007, 01:57 PM »

BUhahahhahahhahaa you SMART FOOL!, now u come! enjoy the Yo mama jokes Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

  YO mama looked at the mirror, after looking she realized that shes so ugly, she married the mirror and that is why u are so like her, in ugliness,stupidity,foolishness, dumbness, ure so fat,thin, short black and ugly Grin in short you are Yo mama  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked;D Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

if u reply then what am sayn is true!

now FUC**K OFF Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Angry
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #394 on: October 08, 2007, 10:52 PM »

@clem yomamma is a slot she killed your dad after 24 round's of sex
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #395 on: October 08, 2007, 10:54 PM »

Yo mamma's so black you are turning to blue.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #396 on: October 08, 2007, 10:57 PM »

Yo mamma is a slot i asked her if she want's an ice cream then she pulled my privates out and started sucking.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #397 on: October 08, 2007, 11:18 PM »

Yo mamma is so ugly she saw her reflection in the mirror and shouted "aliens we are under attack"
touche (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #398 on: October 09, 2007, 04:15 AM »

Yo mama's head is so big, its visible on radar!!
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #399 on: October 09, 2007, 02:18 PM »

Someone has realised that insulting fellow nairalanders 4 no good reason iznt doing any good, and now he wants to make amends(by insulting again)
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #400 on: October 09, 2007, 02:29 PM »

Well @migines i'm 100% you are talking to me. Well the reason why i'm apologising is because my younger sistes was the one fiddling with my username and password. So all that while you guy's were talking to a 12 year old girl. When i found out i had to spank her real hard. So i'm pleading on to everyone she has abused or ridiculed. I hope you all get to accept my apologies.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #401 on: October 09, 2007, 02:29 PM »

Well @migines i'm a 100% you are talking to me. Well the reason why i'm apologising is because my younger sistes was the one fiddling with my username and password. So all that while you guy's were talking to a 12 year old girl. When i found out i had to spank her real hard. So i'm pleading on to everyone she has abused or ridiculed. I hope you all get to accept my apologies.
clemcykul (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #402 on: October 09, 2007, 02:37 PM »

@teadr u know ure lying Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #403 on: October 09, 2007, 02:37 PM »

Ha ha ha. Damn ryte i'm talking to ya.
I'll give u d benefit of a doubt. when i read ur posts on yabs "u buy car u deh ask 4 jara" . . . . i knew u were a pre-teen. It sounded like primary school nd jss1.
All sed nd done, i hope we get along.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #404 on: October 09, 2007, 02:41 PM »

@clem
i'll agree wit u considering d fact that d post i refered to waz posted less than 30mins ago(when a 12 yr old should be in school) but that doznt mata nowHe has apologised.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #405 on: October 09, 2007, 02:46 PM »

Well think all u want and even think that i just left nursery school but i hope you accept my apologies on behalf on my sister and you can ridicule me anyhow you like but i woun't retaliate. Thanks
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #406 on: October 09, 2007, 02:52 PM »

@tope
u're still insisting? luk dawg, we a'int kids here for christ sake u don't espect us to buy this idea of ur sister hacking ur PASSWORD! So lets just forget this ever happened and of cause apology accepted.
clemcykul (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #407 on: October 09, 2007, 03:02 PM »

(smiles) LIFE is goood!

Yo mama is so,  Huh Huh Huh Huh
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #408 on: October 09, 2007, 03:03 PM »

@migs i know it is hard for you to believe but i didn't actually say she hacked i said she knew the password. please believe me and i would make sure i change my password soonest.
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #409 on: October 09, 2007, 03:08 PM »

"hard"? Not even close "imposible is more like it"
what eva u do wit ur password a'int none of ma biznes. I'm willing to forget this issue if u are.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #410 on: October 09, 2007, 03:17 PM »

Yomamma is so black she looks like deep space.
ituen (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #411 on: October 09, 2007, 04:11 PM »

@Nlanders

Lets forgive tope and hope all is well

@clem
Sorry girl. I guess u just have to forgive n forget but not to be fooled

@Mig
I buy ur idea. I aint fooled either


Yo momma is so hairy that she got dreadlocks on her nipples
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #412 on: October 09, 2007, 04:36 PM »

Yo momma is so dumb she sed she has so many songs stored in her FM radio.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #413 on: October 09, 2007, 04:56 PM »

Yo mamma is so ugly when she landed on the moon the inhabitants shouted "antichrist run for your lives".
Migines (m)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #414 on: October 09, 2007, 06:46 PM »

Yo momma is so ugly, when she waz born her momma wished to hear d words "u've just been punk'd"
jennie1 (f)
Re: Yo Momma!
« #415 on: October 10, 2007, 04:46 PM »

Una mama don suffer for una hand. Kia, I pity them
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