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ituen (m)
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Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
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ituen (m)
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Yo mama drawers are so funky, the cockroaches check in but they don’t check out.
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ituen (m)
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Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked “How much for the shrimp platter?”
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ituen (m)
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Yo mama so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.
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ituen (m)
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Yo mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
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ituen (m)
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Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.
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ituen (m)
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Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she’s talking shit.
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ravenzord (m)
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yo momma's undies got so many holes,everytime she farts dey whistle
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma teeth look like she feeds on yellow crayons.
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ndumart
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Yo momma breast milk is powdery
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sholashola
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I don't know what to make out of this  |
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Phiniter (m)
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Yo momma's bla bla 's so wide when ya old man wants to F***, he puts even his walking stick to tighten em
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ituen (m)
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Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she’s talking shit.
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ituen (m)
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Yo mama so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.
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ituen (m)
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Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet.
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ituen (m)
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Tell Yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick, because I have a rainbow privates.
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Uzzyan (f)
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Yo momma so fat, when she jumps she gets stuck in air
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ituen (m)
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Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles.
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ituen (m)
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Tell Yo mama that I’m mad at her… and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I’ve already had mine.
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ituen (m)
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Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs.
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Migines (m)
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Yo momma's so dumb she got lost on a str8 road.
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ravenzord (m)
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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
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ravenzord (m)
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Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
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flakkyb (f)
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your momma so fat that when a truck went round her it ran out of gas
yo momma so big that the day she wore a yellow dress, everyone she met shouted 'Taxi!'
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lanresco15 (m)
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Yo mamma's eyes r so bad that when u check the map of the world through her glasses, you cld see people waving
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ituen (m)
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But u shld know that this is never directed at Mothers
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becky4love (f)
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your mamma is soo bad that when she is hungry she pounded you and gave your pappa  |
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