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lysaa (f)
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yo momma is so poor she can't afford to pay the cheapest attention
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so dumb she mistaken me 4 ur pap.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so dumb she tot u were wot caryin 4 9mths.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so dumb she tot u were wot caryin 4 9mths.
@lysaa i'll take that as a complement
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so dumb she cldnt remember she gv birth to u.
Sup dude u bak.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so poor she tried to claim benefits of a doubt.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so ugly her nickname 's DAMN!
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so ugly d rats gave her bak d cheez deh stole.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so fat ne tyme shes bout to take a swim in d ocean, d Tsunami alert sets off.
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Migines (m)
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@rasulua
yea i'm bak. Re u on prodigits? If u re nt regista its prodigits.Co .Uk. U re usn ur phone right?
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so raw she wz tripin 4 my horse.
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lysaa (f)
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@lysaa i'll take that as a complement
thanks u. R u male or female? u didnt indicate huh? Yo momma took too much sugar when u were conceived thats why u are so sweet  **must we curse?** |
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Migines (m)
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@lysaa
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do we av to curse.
No we dnt av to. Nd i'm a male. Nd 10ks 4 d post.
@topic
ur momma's so fat she permanently hasflat tyres.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so ugly she went to auditn 4 a porno movie nd d attendant sed "luk at d sign, it says auditn 4 porno movie not horro movie."
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lysaa (f)
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yo momma is so fat, when she sits down she scares dust
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so fat her shadow weigh 250Ibs
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so fat her shadow weigh 250Ibs
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lysaa (f)
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yo momma is so ugly even her shadow can't walk with her
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma is so fat i 3rid to evade her nd i ran out of breath
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lysaa (f)
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yo momma so fat she stands on 2 time zones
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's teet re so yelo when she smiles, trafic slows down.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so stupid she stole a free sample.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so old, she's in Jesus' year buk.
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so fat when she went 4 fatest persn competitn, she won Ist
2nd
& 3rd!
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lysaa (f)
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yo momma is so old she went to an antique and she was kept!
hey guy, i'm good to go. . nice chatting with ya fo' sho
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Migines (m)
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Ur momma's so old she waz d waitress at
"LAST SUPPER"
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Migines (m)
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Aight lysaa. L8ter.
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tomi_ade (m)
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yo momma so stupid, she tot cheerios was donut seeds
easy!
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rasulua (m)
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@ both
nice ones u guy drop,i had a problem with my phone network that is y i dint drop in,av some.
Yo mamma so fat she shock ur pap 2 death.
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tomi_ade (m)
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yo momma so stupid, she sat on the t.v and watched the couch
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tomi_ade (m)
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yo momma so old, her birth certificate says EXPIRED!
yo momma so fat, she needs a guide to wipe her ass
easy!
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so fat when she walk in front of d tv i miss a whole series.
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