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tomi_ade (m)
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yo momma so short, u can see her feet on her driver's license
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tomi_ade (m)
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yo momma so ugly, when she goes into a bank they turn off the cameras
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so poor when i came visiting u she asked"do u want to touch my tit for $5 "
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so irritating that she draws are salaiva lik noddles.
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tomi_ade (m)
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yo momma so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
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rasulua (m)
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Hey lets av creativity done nt said stuffs.
@topic
Yo mamma so dumb she cnt tell i trully i waznt your father.
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so dumb i told her my d**k tastes like candy and she did av some taste.
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Migines (m)
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@tomi ade
Hey i c we av a new guy here.Tomi_ade. This thread is about your own yo momma jokes nt some copy nd paste. Can u kip up, i'm sure u kan. Welkome nd hp we'l stil b cing u.
@rasulua
i kan c tomi is gvin u a good run.
@topic
your momma is so fat she broke d family tree.(urs not mine lol)
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babaluku
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your mama is so dumb that she uses the ,mapquest when she Wanna go to the kitchen
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Migines (m)
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your momma's so dumb when she saw u dad peeing in d toilet she sed "du u 1nt 2 gt d toilet pregnant?"
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lysaa (f)
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yo momma is so ugly, she scares a scare crow
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dashkk (m)
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seun,this guy have disobey our land by insulting our mother.seun look into this case  |
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lysaa (f)
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gerrrraway u, with ya head like yo momma's  yo momma's head is so big, she wears her cap with a shoe horn  |
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rasulua (m)
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@ _kk
hey dnt u watch mtv,i guess u dnt if u do u kn what this tread means,if u cnt stay in bounce.
@ migines
hey we've gt ourselfs a new girl,she isnt that hot,i can handle her,u both.
@ lysaa
i il gt u.
@ topic
Yo mamma so stupid she uses condom as a glove.
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Migines (m)
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@kk
i dnt av ne word for you. But!
I LIED
search this thread 4 d best your momma joke nd rel8 it to yourself.
@rasuluaa&lysaa
big up guys. Hus d new girl.
@topic
your momma so short she uses d table tennis board as her lawn tennis court.
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so raw she cld i had my way with her in your living room 4 15mins.
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lysaa (f)
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come rasulua, hope d nu girl n't me? u'll get me where?  Yo Momma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. |
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so stiff she wz mistaken 4 a statue.
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lysaa (f)
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Yo momma's so big, i gotta take 5 steps backward to see all of her
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so fat she takes 2 taxi
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lysaa (f)
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Yo Momma so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so fat i gt lost in her p***y
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lysaa (f)
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Yo Momma so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
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lysaa (f)
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Yo momma so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
hey. .got to make dinner now, ciao
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rasulua (m)
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C ya want to go c football
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Migines (m)
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your momma's so fat that she brakes all promises.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so fat she nva new she gave birth to u. She tot u wer jst another shit.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so short she kan c all of her self in a face mirror.
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rasulua (m)
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Yo mamma so raw she had s*x d day she had u.
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Migines (m)
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your momma's house is so small i put d key in d lock nd stabd everyone in it.
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Migines (m)
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your momma's house is so small i put d key in d lock nd stabd everyone in it.
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Migines (m)
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your momma is so stupid she commited suicide to gt money from d lyf assurance company.
(du i av to tel u she waz d 1 that nided d money?)
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