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debosky (m)
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I know what you mean  any solution to the OP's problem? |
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kulaShaker (f)
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she could f**k herself with a carrot too damn it(if its good for me then it will do her good), she can come back to cry about having cancer or something major like that not what crazy David said to her , so to answer your question , NO, i have no suggestion for the OP's problem other than to shag herself silly with the fattest carrot she can find in her fridge and forget about David.  |
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michelin89 (f)
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she could f**k herself with a carrot too damn it(if its good for me then it will do her good), she can come back to cry about having cancer or something major like that not what crazy David said to her , so to answer your question , NO, i have no suggestion for the OP's problem other than to shag herself silly with the fattest carrot she can find in her fridge and forget about David. I don't have carrots at home but I'll tell daddy to get some. Never tried this method before! FYI this thread is meant for fun. I already have the attention I want! |
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kulaShaker (f)
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ah debosky it is good for the eyes oh, where too much wanking makes guys go blind, i use carrot which is good for the eyes, is that not a constructive way to use veggies? |
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spikedcylinder (f)
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Carrots are so unimaginative! how about cucumbers? Or better still, the the thigh of ram. . . in full lenght.  |
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kulaShaker (f)
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lol what can i say i am not a masturbating commando , sorry i aint shoving no cucumber in my insides dear , no sorry! as for the ram? well debosky can play with that one i dash him. And you can have the cucumber or tubers of yam( the ones with two head and lots of roots) abego  wow girl you some super hero or sum' |
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spikedcylinder (f)
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lol what can i say i am not a masturbating commando , sorry i aint shoving no cucumber in my insides dear , no sorry! as for the ram? well debosky can play with that one i dash him. And you can have the cucumber or tubers of yam( the ones with two head and lots of roots) abego wow girl you some super hero or sum' Not that I know from experience as you seem to be the masturbating junkie but I think carrots are a little rough around the edges and have a higher tendency to break when things spiral out of control. Super hero? How do you mean? |
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davidylan (m)
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she could f**k herself with a carrot too damn it(if its good for me then it will do her good), she can come back to cry about having cancer or something major like that not what crazy David said to her , so to answer your question , NO, i have no suggestion for the OP's problem other than to shag herself silly with the fattest carrot she can find in her fridge and forget about David. tbh i sometimes have cause to wonder why some certain people allow jealousy to eat deep into the fabric of their souls. ummm "crazy"? For what reason? FYI this thread just like the thousands on this board are meant PRIMARILY for fun and as a means of relaxation. Anyone who needs to generate attention on an anonymous webpage needs serious psychological evaluation please. We all have our lives to live that is completely independent of whether trolls like you regard me as crazy or not. What makes this even more pathetic is the fact that the poster didnt even make 1/10th as much noise as the miserable few who feel it is their divine right to cry on behalf of the bereaved. |
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Islander (f)
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I noticed all the ugly people have now congregated together, WOW, Nice, I likey, @Chiefoh, once again, you need to stop making a mockery of yourself, Don't let me spill the beans here on Nairaland and send you into retirement now. @Kula, leave Davidylan alone. He spoke the truth. Why not call a spade a spade  . Kula you are the crazy one  @Davidylan, man desist from offering any explanation. As we say ah yard "u didn't lef yo mouth in a yo mumma" Speak the truth brother. @Esss, I am still awaiting my facial treatments( although honestly I really don't need them ) |
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Caradona (f)
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The only pussy that man is going to eat, is his Neighbour's Cat |
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omoge (f)
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catty |
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kulaShaker (f)
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tbh i sometimes have cause to wonder why some certain people allow jealousy to eat deep into the fabric of their souls.
ummm "crazy"? For what reason?
FYI this thread just like the thousands on this board are meant PRIMARILY for fun and as a means of relaxation. Anyone who needs to generate attention on an anonymous webpage needs serious psychological evaluation please. We all have our lives to live that is completely independent of whether trolls like you regard me as crazy or not.
What makes this even more pathetic is the fact that the poster didnt even make 1/10th as much noise as the miserable few who feel it is their divine right to cry on behalf of the bereaved.
David i am sure you are a man of a certain level of intelligence, if you read well well, you will see that i am not even defending her, me just dey do my own crase dey go, when i said ''crazy david'' i was humouring her and playing along with the silly thread, and besides, how come its my own harmless post you decided to quote, when 1 or two others called you worse. one even said you were not too important for her to worry about. abeg chill jare, learn to read between the lines. As for the troll bit? revise that or you got yourself something to deal with ------------ ''i will not sink low to start calling you names'' look around, you aint crazy, i aint crazy in the real sense of the word(people call each other crazy , B.T.W do i really need to explain it to the very minimum for you  ) and if that one word makes you feel so bad you have to revert to name calling :-[then '' you are on your own'' i am here to play. so play , don't get so bothered by what people say
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do i look or sound miserable to you? bhahahaha joke of the year, dear misery is not my thing, i have no time for it when i have carrots and things to think about, go on with yourself man! |
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debosky (m)
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do i look or sound miserable to you? bhahahaha joke of the year, dear misery is not my thing, i have no time for it when i have carrots and things to think about, go on with yourself man! you and these carrots, be warned as someone has said, breakages can occur at the height of the moment |
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kulaShaker (f)
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lol , i won't know o! really debosky , no inserting going down here i swear , i don't want to have to explain things to one crazy over worked NHS Naija nurse at my local casualty department about how it got there.  . I have changed o , |
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davidylan (m)
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kulashaker no vex abeg, with all these insults flying here and there on the land these days, it is so difficult to see which is a joke. ndo pele. oya have a real carrot. |
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kulaShaker (f)
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i don't want any carrot not with serious breakages going on. Don't worry it all cool  |
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davidylan (m)
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i hear champagne bottles also do a good job. |
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kulaShaker (f)
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omg what have i started? please leave me alone lol lol . ok ok i asked for it, will you ever let me forget this? |
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omogenaija (f)
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smally running out of this topic
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davidylan (m)
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forget wetin? carrotshaker! |
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kulaShaker (f)
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omg i will never live it down. guys please now |
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debosky (m)
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ok, ok stick to the real thing next time |
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davidylan (m)
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does the "real thing" refer to the human carrot? |
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kulaShaker (f)
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ok i leave you two with your carrots i don't want see anything that resembles a carrot ever! |
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omogenaija (f)
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ok i leave you two with your carrots i don't want see anything that resembles a carrot ever! does this resemble a carrot ? |
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WesleyanA (f)
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it does. it's a carrot right? an oversize carrot.
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