I Want To Be Beautiful!

@ ika
you right .she needs to develop self confidence in herself 
be  proud of who you are . if anyone says you look like whoopi  :Dsmile and carry on with what you are doing

and stop being  naughty

@Omo eko and Mukina, better don't make me whip you two with tamarind whips now

between means, by the way

@topic
This thread is losing its essence.

Looking at your picture in your profile, I would not say that you are ugly but i would say that you lack taste in clothes, make up and accessories. Get that fixed and you are good to go.

I wouldnt worry about davidylan's comments if i were you because apparently, he's a man about town and what do men about town know? Besides, you are making him more popular and you wouldnt want to do that would you?

uhmmm could you please rephrase this quite better so you don't give out the wrong impression that the "stupid guy" in question refers to me please?
I do not know you.

Michelin89, i NEVER said such about you, don't take a simple statement out of context please.

@ islander, abeg see me see trouble today o. Who said what, when and where?
Nairaland don tire me.

Ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah!

This is so hilarious.

@ Omo eko,
Thanks for your opinion but I don't need it. Someone who is so fat that she can barely wet her feet while she is taking her bath can't come to express anything about beauty! 

@ David
Come on dear. Just join the fun.
I bet you have never posted your picture on NL because you don't want us to have night mares. Thank you so much for you love us! 

@Michellin
How can you put fire out with fury??? You were the one who took it upon yourself to create a thread on a public forum.  One would have thought by so doing you would have already braced yourself for the out pouring of others "opinions".  Opinions that can and should be freely expressed. Now if you allow the negative things people post to get under your skin that easily, then your posting of this thread was indeed a grave mistake. Remember for every action there is a reaction.  Relax, it's cyber world. I have been called worse.  , mind you by people who know absolutely nothing about me.

Honestly though, I do not believe David meant any harm whatsoever, 

FYI Omo isn't fat,

   I would have bothered if someone better qualified to recognise "good looking" had made that statement. i'm not good looking and u're snooping around my hi5 page? 
I didnt even notice you and your puffy aka fat face existed.

this thread now turns into who b the least beautiful nairalander, na wa

@ Topic

If you really feel like you are ugly and need to improve on your looks, then you are in luck. I studied cosmetology _{part time}. Although I never graduated but atleast I learnt small thing.

Follow these steps;
1. Bath with Dudu Osun four times a day.
2. Rub TURA bleaching cream after every bath.
3. Grind Bitterleaf and mix it with Ugwu leaf (pumpkin leaf} and drink it at night before you sleep. _{For fresh skin}
4. Mix Parazone bleach with limestone and close-up toothpaste and rub it on your face before going to bed at night. _{don't ask me why, just do it}
5. Change your diet. Stop eating all these rich peoples food. you need to be slim like the children in Darfur. So you will start eating dry garri, palmnuts, Kwili kwili and sugarcane, dry bread without tea.
6. Exercise. You need to start trekking to all your destinations. Start doing manual labour.


_{Warning; If these methods don't work, please contact Dr Beverly hills 90210, or your nearest plastic surgeon.}

Wetin concern me with that "someone"? Me I wan take my koro koro eyes see you. Anyway don't worry soon or later I'll look like that woman you repute as beautiful!  


Uhm I must have instigated it. Well henceforth I'll ignore any attempt of "someone" to start classfying. This thread is for fun so poeple enjoy.

Is there anyone you wish you looked like?

*yawns* next!

_{Who knows why whenever you are chanllenged, you move directly to insults! Uhmm!}

@Esss I just grabbed my popcorn,  But boy you are mean.What do you intend to do with those chemicals?? Lard I ginne die,

@papi, see this boy don mek trouble here,  Boy what me ah go do wit yo . No peleau for you


@Omo, me belly. I don tire oo

@Michillen, you see why I quit beauty contest at age 16?  Everyone had their individual opinion. And trust me most times they weren't pleasant.

The good thing is I know I am fine, my momma knows I am fine, even the midwife who delivered me said I was the cutest baby she ever saw .
relax dear, as we say in the islands "every body monkey ah them pet"

innocent fellow like me. 


  thou shalt not corrupt me! the more you look the less you see.

See you. you don even corrupt yourself.

I used  because since someone don say you nor fine, i dey risk my life in wanting to see you. Your face has now become what shouldn't be named!