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blue-sky (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #64 on: July 23, 2007, 12:20 AM »

Quote from: Islander on July 23, 2007, 12:18 AM
Ah lie ah yo lie, Mi papi is fine Angry Angry Angry Angry

papi don't mind them, Mama don accept you. And the Prime Minister can't wait to appoint you Minister of any ministry you wish to rule Wink Wink Wink

@Michillen, don't allow anyone to kill your spirit dear.  Again, beauty lies within,

so true
wifeypenth (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #65 on: July 23, 2007, 12:21 AM »

@ Esss RFLMAO
Datz Commedy u know!
michelin89 (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #66 on: July 23, 2007, 12:23 AM »

Quote from: Islander on July 23, 2007, 12:18 AM
@Michillen, don't allow anyone to kill your spirit dear. Again, beauty lies within,

Islander dear, chill a bit.

You guys always take everything too seriously.

Whenever I create threads like this it is just to make you guys relax for a while while you laugh and smile.

Thanks darling. The beauty within me is eternal and immutable!
davidylan (m)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #67 on: July 23, 2007, 12:26 AM »

Quote from: michelin89 on July 23, 2007, 12:23 AM
Thanks darling. The beauty within me is eternal and immutable!

don't decieve yourself, guys wont take a mirror to see the "beauty within me", they want to see the one outside of you first.  Tongue
Islander (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #68 on: July 23, 2007, 12:28 AM »

Quote from: michelin89 on July 23, 2007, 12:23 AM
Islander dear, chill a bit.

You guys always take everything too seriously.

Whenever I create threads like this it is just to make you guys relax for a while while you laugh and smile.

Thanks darling. The beauty within me is eternal and immutable!

Look child, don't touch that button that triggers the "other side" of me,  As I have pointed out earlier, if you know you were going to have such a reaction to peoples' opinions, then you need not have created this thread.
Not even the woman who spent 28 hrs in labour can tell me to "chill out"  I do whatever I deem  fit. So please let's keep this civil,because "Misbehaving" just happens to be my second name,
Islander (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #69 on: July 23, 2007, 12:30 AM »

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:26 AM
don't decieve yourself, guys wont take a mirror to see the "beauty within me", they want to see the one outside of you first. Tongue

i swear i am going to re-baptize you between the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
michelin89 (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #70 on: July 23, 2007, 12:30 AM »

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:26 AM
don't decieve yourself, guys wont take a mirror to see the "beauty within me", they want to see the one outside of you first. Tongue

They'll see the outside at first but as they get to know me, they'll also discover my inner beauty.

I have a *cough* pure *cough* heart and *let me check what else I have. I'll be back tomorrow*
Esss (m)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #71 on: July 23, 2007, 12:30 AM »

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:00 AM
@ Esss, would this remedy work for the genetically unbeautiful? I mean those born ugly?

We are still researching a cure for that kind of wor-wor. Since the wor-wor is in their blood, it is just like AIDS. So it will take a long time to find a cure.
But in the main time people with this kind of problem could walk around with a mask on their face and pretend its Halloween or dress like the muslims.

Quote from: blue-sky on July 23, 2007, 12:12 AM
haba, do u want to burn people's face Shocked

if your 2 ugly, then plastic surgery is your only hope, it can do wonders. Just watch extreme makeover to c what i mean.

Not everybody can afford a plastic surgeon. I'm only offering cheap alternative medicine. And all my drugs/remedies come with  3% success guarantee, a trial will convince you.
michelin89 (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #72 on: July 23, 2007, 12:32 AM »

Quote from: Islander on July 23, 2007, 12:28 AM
Look child, don't touch that button that triggers the "other side" of me, As I have pointed out earlier, if you know you were going to have such a reaction to peoples' opinions, then you need not have created this thread.
Not even the woman who spends 28 hrs in labour can tell me to "chill out"  I do wheneve I deem it fit. So please let's keep this civil,because "Misbehaving" just happens to be my second name,

Oh my bad. Sorry dear!

Quote from: Esss on July 23, 2007, 12:30 AM
Not everybody can afford a plastic surgeon. I'm only offering cheap alternative medicine. And all my drugs/remedies come with 3% success guarantee, a trial will convince you.

I guess then that I am doomed forever!
babyosisi (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #73 on: July 23, 2007, 12:33 AM »

Quote from: Esss on July 23, 2007, 12:30 AM
We are still researching a cure for that kind of wor-wor. Since the wor-wor is in their blood, it is just like AIDS. So it will take a long time to find a cure.
But in the main time people with this kind of problem could walk around with a mask on their face and pretend its Halloween or dress like the muslims.

Not everybody can afford a plastic surgeon. I'm only offering cheap alternative medicine. And all my drugs/remedies come with 3% success guarantee, a trial will convince you.

How do we sign up! Grin
who do we make the checks payable to?
davidylan (m)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #74 on: July 23, 2007, 12:36 AM »

Quote from: michelin89 on July 23, 2007, 12:30 AM
They'll see the outside at first but as they get to know me, they'll also discover my inner beauty.

I have a *cough* pure *cough* heart and *let me check what else I have. I'll be back tomorrow*

don't you think it would either take a fellow wowo boy or a fine boy with everlasting patience to wait to discover your "inner beauty"?

We can't see the pure heart, its the face we see first.
omogenaija (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #75 on: July 23, 2007, 12:37 AM »

can't we all just get along  Huh

@ poster
have u taken any of the tips yet ?
michelin89 (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #76 on: July 23, 2007, 12:38 AM »

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:36 AM
don't you think it would either take a fellow wowo boy or a fine boy with everlasting patience to wait to discover your "inner beauty"?

We can't see the pure heart, its the face we see first.

David your wahala too much.! You don win, carry go!
blue-sky (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #77 on: July 23, 2007, 12:38 AM »

Quote from: babyosisi on July 23, 2007, 12:33 AM
How do we sign up! Grin
who do we make the checks payable to?

 Shocked
u want to sign up with the 3% success rate, and have the risk of burning ur face from all that bleach.

@michellin
don't worry, one day u will look like whoopi goldberg Kiss
michelin89 (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #78 on: July 23, 2007, 12:39 AM »

Quote from: omogenaija on July 23, 2007, 12:37 AM
can't we all just get along Huh

@ poster
have u taken any of the tips yet ?

Esss has proposed some solutions but the problem is they have 3% of success. I am really desperate!

Quote from: blue-sky on July 23, 2007, 12:38 AM
@michellin
don't worry, one day u will look like whoopi goldberg Kiss

I really hope so!
davidylan (m)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #79 on: July 23, 2007, 12:39 AM »

Quote from: blue-sky on July 23, 2007, 12:38 AM
@michellin
don't worry, one day u will look like whoopi goldberg Kiss

i wont look forward to that day if i were you. You'll be kissing marriage good bye.

Quote from: michelin89 on July 23, 2007, 12:38 AM
David your wahala too much.! You don win, carry go!

how's ur "inner beauty" today?  Grin
michelin89 (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #80 on: July 23, 2007, 12:43 AM »

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:39 AM
i wont look forward to that day if i were you. You'll be kissing marriage good bye.

Marriage is not my priority. *But hey if I become like Whoopi then I might take the step of becoming famous as her sosia and money might start flowing! Ahahhahahahah!* <------ My thoughts! Don't read please!

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:39 AM
how's your "inner beauty" today?  Grin

*I can't reply because I haven't still be able to identify those elements that characterize it*
Islander (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #81 on: July 23, 2007, 12:45 AM »

@Esss is this thingy refundable? I work very hard, so I am very serious with regards to money,

@David,  Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed, Jesus help him oo, abeg,

@wife,  start praying for peace, NOT Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
babyosisi (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #82 on: July 23, 2007, 12:45 AM »

Quote from: blue-sky on July 23, 2007, 12:38 AM
Shocked
u want to sign up with the 3% success rate, and have the risk of burning your face from all that bleach.

@michellin
don't worry, one day u will look like whoopi goldberg Kiss

isn't it better than nothing?
davidylan (m)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #83 on: July 23, 2007, 12:47 AM »

Quote from: Islander on July 23, 2007, 12:45 AM
@David,  Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed, Jesus help him oo, abeg,

amen!  Grin

 
Quote from: michelin89 on July 23, 2007, 12:43 AM
Marriage is not my priority. *But hey if I become like Whoopi then I might take the step of becoming famous as her sosia and money might start flowing! Ahahhahahahah!* <------ My thoughts! Don't read please!

Left to whoopi's face alone she'd be a pauper. If you don't have a face at least have a talent.
blue-sky (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #84 on: July 23, 2007, 12:48 AM »

are davidylan and michelin89 a couple Huh

@babyosisi
start saving up money for plastic surgery.
Islander (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #85 on: July 23, 2007, 12:50 AM »

Quote from: blue-sky on July 23, 2007, 12:48 AM
are davidylan and michelin89 a couple Huh



ermmmmmmm Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
wifeypenth (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #86 on: July 23, 2007, 12:50 AM »

@ islander wetin i do u?
michelin89 (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #87 on: July 23, 2007, 12:51 AM »

Quote from: blue-sky on July 23, 2007, 12:48 AM
are davidylan and michelin89 a couple Huh

David likes whitechicks

I like strong and sexy chocolate men.

As you can see we are not meant for each other!
WesleyanA (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #88 on: July 23, 2007, 12:55 AM »


Quote
We are still researching a cure for that kind of wor-wor. Since the wor-wor is in their blood, it is just like AIDS. So it will take a long time to find a cure.
But in the main time people with this kind of problem could walk around with a mask on their face and pretend its Halloween or dress like the muslims.

prevention is better than cure. two ugly people probably shouldn't be making babies? j/k

davidylan (m)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #89 on: July 23, 2007, 12:55 AM »

Quote from: michelin89 on July 23, 2007, 12:51 AM
David likes whitechicks

I like strong and sexy chocolate men.

As you can see we are not meant for each other!

white chicks ko, brown fowls ni.  Grin

You can't cook, you only have inner beauty, you aspire to look like whoopi goldberg. I don't need a crystal ball to tell me to run.  Cheesy Try Esss's remedy, it may help you.
Islander (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #90 on: July 23, 2007, 12:55 AM »

Quote from: wifeypenth on July 23, 2007, 12:50 AM
@ islander wetin i do u?

Nada nada,  Cheesy

Quote from: blue-sky on July 23, 2007, 12:48 AM
are davidylan and michelin89 a couple Huh



papi is this true? I am a jealous girl u know Angry Angry Angry Grin Cheesy

davidylan (m)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #91 on: July 23, 2007, 12:57 AM »

Quote from: Islander on July 23, 2007, 12:55 AM
papi is this true? I am a jealous girl u know Angry Angry Angry Grin Cheesy

you all wish eh.  Grin Grin
Everyone say after me - David is a fine boy!
babyosisi (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #92 on: July 23, 2007, 12:59 AM »

No david and Michelin are not a couple.
David's waiting for wes to grow to maturity Grin Grin
Islander (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #93 on: July 23, 2007, 01:00 AM »

                         DAVID es muy hermoso el Nino Grin Cheesy Cheesy
michelin89 (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #94 on: July 23, 2007, 01:00 AM »

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:55 AM
white chicks ko, brown fowls ni.  Grin

Na you take your fingers type am oo.

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:55 AM
You can't cook,

Who tell you say I nor sabi cook. Haba! I said I don't like cooking. Do they sound the same to you?

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:55 AM

you only have inner beauty,

I am happy some people aren't shallow like you!

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:55 AM
you aspire to look like whoopi goldberg.

She nor fine for your face again? I am sorry but in my dream you were saying it with your own mouth! I can bet on this.

Quote from: davidylan on July 23, 2007, 12:55 AM
I don't need a crystal ball to tell me to run.  Cheesy Try Esss's remedy, it may help you.

Run free David! The farther you stay from me, the more is my chance to find my true love!
babyosisi (f)
Re: I Want To Be Beautiful!
« #95 on: July 23, 2007, 01:00 AM »

or for muki to convert Grin
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