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krs-2 (m)
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mmmgh! come to think off it,I've heard they have a lot of sexy girls in that church ;)I might just be giving it a try soon enough  |
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babyosisi (f)
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mmmgh! come to think off it,I've heard they have a lot of sexy girls in that church ;)I might just be giving it a try soon enough Is that your reason for going to church? God forgive your dirty soul |
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gbade. x (m)
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Hey, hey babyosisi, a man gotta mack y'nah mean  ? He's the mac daddy-o fer Christ's sake!  Hold your fort down playa!! |
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gbade. x (m)
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Hey, hey babyosisi, a man gotta mack y'nah mean ? He's the mac daddy-o fer Christ's sake! Hold your fort down playa!! |
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babyosisi (f)
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gbadex you too?
when the pastor is busy binding and casting,you're busy practising your pick up lines
God help una
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Chiori (m)
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Guys, if na woman you dey go find for church, abeg wear very long caftans to hide that guy when he stands at attention. Talking from experience.
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babyosisi (f)
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Guys, if na woman you dey go find for church, abeg wear very long caftans to hide that guy when he stands at attention. Talking from experience.
OSANOBUA! today na today. una don begin confess |
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Chiori (m)
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Well better than allowing a brother go and embarrass himself. No try shirt and trouser o. If you wanna donne a suit, use the long types. and wear plastic pants/boxers
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gbade. x (m)
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LMAO @ babyosisi and Chiori !! You ladies seriously don't get it! A man's gotta mack tight. I mean picture yourself as a brother in church and you see a sister that could make you say "AMEN, GLORY TO GOD"! |
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babyosisi (f)
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Then just wave your hands and say glory halleluia to the Lord not in her direction
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babyosisi (f)
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You guys are lucky these are not the days of Elijah,a fire would have consummed you right there in the presence of the almighty
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gbade. x (m)
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But on a serious note though (well. . . not so serious ), you just gotta love 'em hunnies. . .and also Arsenal . You go sista! |
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gbade. x (m)
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I am pretty sure in the days of Elijah, the honies were much appreciated, must have been so ol' skul back in the day! |
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Chiori (m)
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thankfully these are not elijah's days, our d***ks would have been burnt by fire. castration by fire. But on a serious note, our days are more dreadful than the days of Elijah. Want to know why I say so?
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gbade. x (m)
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Lol, i think i do. The slow killer itself - screw around town, and get 'em STDS like AIDS and ish. . .
The judgement in Elijah's days mostly were instantenous. Nowadays, na slowly but surely. . .
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Chiori (m)
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fine. you got my point. it takes even as long as till the next generation before you can begin to see the effects in our days, while elijah's it's directly on you. sort of like the comparison between a snake and a lizard.
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gbade. x (m)
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on point, Chiori, on point. *sigh* ,but still we can't just help but admire 'em ladies. God bless women! |
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Prince22
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Look for the fairest thing in the church and get urself involve in it without reason or trying to please anybody.
I tell u, u wouldn't believe urself when u will begin to make people not feel bore in the church when u are active.
Guy, there is a spiritual potential in u.
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Chiori (m)
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who are you refering to, prince22
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TCUBE (m)
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being in the presence of God is the most amazing thing, maybe u feel bored cos u are merely in the presence of men,
U need to attend a living chruch, one that will uplift your spirit and soul, u ever gone to a chruch service and feel like worshipping the lord all day long? thats the kind of chruch u should look for and nott the "o wan be" chruches, somebody praise the lord joooooooooo!
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babyosisi (f)
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Amen and Amen
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pilgrim.1 (f)
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Church wasn't boring for me - hasn't been since I relocated to my new address. Some churches may have become 'bore houses', and may God have mercy and re-awaken the souls in them to know that He is GOD!
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Paw-Paw (m)
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Some pastors stay in the pulpit longer than necessary, but still church is not boring. What are you expecting from a church? A game of Ludo maybe?
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krs-2 (m)
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@ babyosisi
Just keeping it real gal.Afterall,I am very aware that many gals come to church to spread their dragnets to see how many fishes they can catch,but then,we guys just have a way of pretending that we don't know.
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pilgrim.1 (f)
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@ babyosisi
Just keeping it real girl.Afterall,I am very aware that many gals come to church to spread their dragnets to see how many fishes they can catch,but then,we guys just have a way of pretending that we don't know. Why the pretences. . when you know that you guys will still enter the dragnets?! |
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krs-2 (m)
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@ pilgrim.1 eeeeeh! I don catch u,u must be one of them dragnet casters or should I say "FISHERS OF MEN"  |
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cgift (m)
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its either your pastors do not know how to motivate or your choir is the sleeping type or your mind is perpertually elsewhere while in church or your church environment is not good looking. There might be more anyway!
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Pain
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Try Visiting The Disco Next Sunday To Let Out Some Steam. Then Return Back To Church Next Sunday. Believe Me It Works. But Remember All Club & No Pray Makes Jack A Hell-bound Fellow.  |
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acidrop (f)
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hahahahaha@pain datz 4nny, hey maybe its d church u attaend, y not switch churche, u can come 2 my church, we hiphopin lol
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lawuyi (m)
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Hi poster,
i'd say your church is probably not right for you. U'll probably need to find one where u r more in touch with what's going on or d other way around.
I used to have this problem till i changed churches. U know different churches especially pentecostal have different ministries and are on different assignments.
If u r going to one where u r just not in sync with the entire message preached by the church it will get desperately hard for u to get in d flow and dats very dangerous for your spiritual life.
Give it a think u might wanna change:)
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Backslider (m)
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@Poster
I hope you know that hell will not be boring.
Your teacher may be boring but your exam is never boring!!!!!!!!
Church is not for entertainment.
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