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idiot (m)
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You'all didn't believe I had the ladies shave my initials in their private parts. However, someone in authority who was reading didand believed me. , and tracked me down. Now, I'm behind bars. You didn't believe I got them to shave, look at the contract I had one sign: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html |
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ojd (m)
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Hey mister! Well the contract is something else
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Jakumo (m)
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Inmate Idiot thanks for sharing that very comprehensive and airtight contract. Soon enough you'll be out of the pokey after that well deserved stretch of ten to 15 with good behavior, and perhaps only then will your true genius be recognized.
Some say that freedom is a crutch for those who don't have the balls to live in jail, and with this in mind one hopes that you will be considerate enough to post your cell-block internet diary for the benefit and enthrallment of the Nairaland audience as the days turn to months and the months to years.
In recognition of your awesome contract drafting skills, you will be pleased to hear that the Nairaland Bar Association has bestowed you with an honorary Doctor of Litigation award which will be formally presented to you at a lavish ceremony on the picturesque sewer-shore Riviera of Ajegunle, Lagos, Nigeria, upon the completion of your sentence and the receipt of your acknowledgment fees payable at the time of "graduation".
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Seun (m)
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Oh my goodness, some women sure do know how to pick their husbands!  |
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Bright2 (m)
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In PH,every first saturday of every new month,is sanitation it is specifically made 4 people that doesn't have time 2 shave 2 enable then shave.so i choose de shaved 1.
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Bright2 (m)
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In PH,every first saturday of every new month,is sanitation it is specifically made 4 people that doesn't have time 2 shave 2 enable then shave.so i choose de shaved 1.
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Bright2 (m)
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In PH,every first saturday of every new month,is sanitation it is specifically made 4 people that doesn't have time 2 shave 2 enable then shave.so i choose de shaved 1.
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pajimoh (m)
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do it different styles sometime low cut or bushy i think is better that way . i like it
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woleprof (m)
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@Queenzy your pixs re great/pretty
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idiot (m)
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ahh, I've finally gotten another opportunity to come online. First, I'D like to thank the bar association for their recognition of my abilities: Inmate Idiot thanks for sharing that very comprehensive and airtight contract. Soon enough you'll be out of the pokey after that well deserved stretch of ten to 15 with good behavior, and perhaps only then will your true genius be recognized.
Some say that freedom is a crutch for those who don't have the balls to live in jail, and with this in mind one hopes that you will be considerate enough to post your cell-block internet diary for the benefit and enthrallment of the Nairaland audience as the days turn to months and the months to years.
In recognition of your awesome contract drafting skills, you will be pleased to hear that the Nairaland Bar Association has bestowed you with an honorary Doctor of Litigation award which will be formally presented to you at a lavish ceremony on the picturesque sewer-shore Riviera of Ajegunle, Lagos, Nigeria, upon the completion of your sentence and the receipt of your acknowledgment fees payable at the time of "graduation".
Now. . about those fees. As you may realize, the pay is very very low for any jobs in which I may get in prison. However, I have managed to insinuate myself into the employ of the warden and have discovered a secret - he is illiterate. Given that I'm one of the most talented in that regard, he's borrowed my services for doing everything from writing up reports to filing taxes and other tasks. Here is where it gets interesting - apparently, the idiot warden's wife left him with some very profitable investments (she died a few years ago). The man doesn't really know they exist. With your help, we can transfer out the total $1M to an offshore account. Here is the problem, I've been in contact with someone at the investment office to discuss this and they are receptive, however, they require $5,000 in order to prove that I'm serious. So, in exchange for the fee due at graduation, why don't I offer you a chance to get in on the deal. The guy at the office is already getting 40%. I will give you 20% of my share as a further reward for your aid. Let me know if you will participate and I will prepare the necessary bank forms for you to wire $5000 into the appropriate account. I've gotta run now, inspection is in 5 minutes! |
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OpeLovely (f)
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For guys, i like them trimmed.
For me, i'm shaved.
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fellow (m)
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well i like them trimmed. Feel the inkling when i brush my mouth against those tiny and bristling hairs.
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Omo Eko (f)
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i love my guys trimmed with a design :p :p
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IBB Fan (m)
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i love my guys trimmed with a design :p :p
just how many boyfriends (referring to the fcukers) do you have?  |
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olabosun (m)
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@ grizzly
u ought 2 plenty hair that wakes u braid .wow.that's 2 much 4 a sweet chick like u.Please get it shaved for a free & fair drive in.
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2muchmoney (m)
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the only with Mike Tyson hair cut style,
aka Ponbeee
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chosenbabe (f)
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But either bushy or shaved, what effect will it have pn having sex?
huh? shaved ofcourse
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IBB Fan (m)
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@chosenbabe when it's bushy, the hairs chook the gbola (if it's skin-to-skin) and makes the man sliding in and out uncomfortable. i hope your own is not a mangroove forest oo?! |
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kmohawk
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shaved all the way
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nosilla (f)
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Shaved , me and him.
nosillA xx
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Brymore (m)
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Una no know say bushy something fit tear your condom?
E also fit wound you if you no use condom, that way, the HI Virus go just get easy road to swim enter your system as you continue with your filing.
#Candid Submission#
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dearstan (m)
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i like it real Bushy and Thick like an African Jungle,  |
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Configur (m)
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anytype will do.bushy makes it feel natural.notin lyke roaming in the jungle. shaven-e go be like say u dey on express road. ;Ddelicious
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kevin96 (m)
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i prefer her shaved, atleast for easy penetration,and maybe good smell when using your tongue.
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denex
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I don't like clean-shaven. It's so not real. It doesn't look real, and at doesn't feel real. There should be at least some 2-3mm of hair there.
For y'all information, pubic hair didn't appear on your body for the fun of it. Pubic hair helps you gather pheromones. Your mate attracting agent. So don't keep shaving and waxing smooth and wonder why you don't bring the opposite sex around naturally.
Clean shaving is not natural and anything that is not natural is not African. At least let there be a neat carpet grass.
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kevin96 (m)
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I don't like clean-shaven. It's so not real. It doesn't look real, and at doesn't feel real. There should be at least some 2-3mm of hair there.
For y'all information, pubic hair didn't appear on your body for the fun of it. Pubic hair helps you gather pheromones. Your mate attracting agent. So don't keep shaving and waxing smooth and wonder why you don't bring the opposite sex around naturally.
Clean shaving is not natural and anything that is not natural is not African. At least let there be a neat carpet grass.
WHAT EVER, I STILL PREFER NEAT SHAVING,I CAN GIVE MYSELF A LOW SHAVING,BUT HERS SHOULD BE WELL SHAVED ARE YOU NOW SAYING BECAUSE OF PHEROMONES I SHOULD NOT SHAVE THE HAIR AROUND MY ARMPIT??? IF YOUR ANSWER IS YES THEN IS BULL SHIT |
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ariblaze (m)
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if i can't get a weave-on down there guess a marine cut would suffice |
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A-40 (m)
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Whichever so long as the girl has good hygiene wears clean drawers and keeps it clean
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ikamefa (f)
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if i can't get a weave-on down there guess a marine cut would suffice " " i don laff tire! true that jare or a designed Mohawk or box-braided style should be just aight! |
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simibrazil (f)
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Wax in a triangle way
It is normal here, any women like forest rain
I am thinking about open this business there
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