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Sweet T (m)
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When i get married, i will encourage my wife to keep looking good like the first day we met. I will not enforce it on her but lead by example i.e working out, looking nice, nice outfits etc. And if she ask me why i look so good, i will tell her "it's all for you Baby". I'm sure she will get the picture and reciprocate my gesture. I will also let her know how much i care for her and want her to be happy at all cost. I will flirt with her a lot like we are some high schoolers, whatever it's out there she can get it at home and even better. So help me God !!!
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D-reloaded (f)
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When i get married, i will encourage my wife to keep looking good like the first day we met. I will not enforce it on her but lead by example i.e working out, looking nice, nice outfits etc. And if she ask me why i look so good, i will tell her "it's all for you Baby". I'm sure she will get the picture and reciprocate my gesture. I will also let her know how much i care for her and want her to be happy at all cost. I will flirt with her a lot like we are some high schoolers, whatever it's out there she can get it at home and even better. So help me God !!!
Nice. Let's hope you keep your word  |
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almondjoy (f)
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Nice. Let's hope you keep your word At least out of the abundance of the heart------- Singing: I remember when I was a soldier----------- humming away in happiness: Hippy yaa yaa, Hippy Hippy yaa yaa!   |
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D-reloaded (f)
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I hope all is well, almond.
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Frankies (m)
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I hope all is well, almond.
How do you expect all to be well with the fool when her whole wide world is for everyone in nairaland to have a bad marriage like her. Thats why she doesnt want to hear anything positive in anyother 's marriage. I have a sweet marriage and I am proud of my wife anytime anyday. @ almondjoy Bath with 10 litres of fuel and go to hell. You cheap pessimistic fellow. |
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goodbobo
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Wifes should always keep certain day within a month for special rounds of sex with the husband . it is discovered that the normal daily sex takes place at night when u both are retiring to bed to sleep and such sex only last one round and u guys go to bed straight .
To spice up ur marriage , u should conciously keep a certain day at least within month for real sex that last more than one round . it takes a lot of effort because u will have to keep the kids away , ur friends and family . that day , no going out , no parties , just the two of u .
and on such days u will have time to discuss with each other more .
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almondjoy (f)
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I hope all is well, almond.
Why won't everything be alright? Having a good time as always! Can't I sing again on Nairaland? 
How do you expect all to be well with the fool when her whole wide world is for everyone in nairaland to have a bad marriage like her. Thats why she doesnt want to hear anything positive in anyother 's marriage.
I have a sweet marriage and I am proud of my wife anytime anyday.
@ almondjoy
Bath with 10 litres of fuel and go to hell. You cheap pessimistic fellow.
As for you. Who asked you? Those who are happily married do not go around broadcasting it--it shows from how happy and free spirited you are. You, on the other hand try way to hard to convince yourself. Please get married first and stop dreaming of the hole you dug in your matress--calling it your wife! You kolomental SOB! You male slut from "Gboko"! You drink the 5-day old menstrual fluid of the she goat you had sex with last night as instructed by your spiritualist so you can become the president of Nigeria! You generational orphan! May that be the legacy of your future generations till the end of time! Anuwhere I catch your arse on this Nairaland--we dig it out! Major General Masturbation! Idiot!!!! |
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nwando
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almondddddddddddddddddddddd I'm here trying to eat the remains of my thanksgiving dinner. Do you want me to vomit on my keyboard? please where did the she goat mentrual fluid story come from does it happen. why did I askNow I'm really feeling queasy |
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almondjoy (f)
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almondddddddddddddddddddddd I'm here trying to eat the remains of my thanksgiving dinner. Do you want me to vomit on my keyboard? please where did the she goat mentrual fluid story come from does it happen. why did I askNow I'm really feeling queasy Sorry oh! Those were not meant for you eyes my sister ooooooooooooooooooooh. I just love to cuss this Nairaland masturbating machine! Happy thanksgiving ooooooooooooooooooh! Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Just try and stay away from the "Cranberry Sauce"--so you are not reminded of those things! As for the story being real--Frankies and his family from generation to generation have participated in such rituals--go and read his posts! I guess to spice up the relationship of a marriage he has with the she-goat he calls his wife! |
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Frankies (m)
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Like I have always told you , you stupid almondjoy Get a brain. You sound so senseless altime. god!!!!!! |
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almondjoy (f)
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Like I have always told you , you stupid almondjoy
Get a brain. You sound so senseless altime. god!!!!!!
Oh shut the phock up! You piece of cow dung! Is that all you can say? I see you are getting tired. You illegitimate son of a chimpazee! Next time get you filthy behind out of my way. You arsehole! |
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almondjoy (f)
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Happy thanksgiving ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Leave him! I will teach him a lesson in this Nairaland! Frankies the "Bloody son of a bloody-10-breasted- Bitch! |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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Bloody son of a bloody-10-breasted- Bitch! such wonderful mastery of the english language |
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Frankies (m)
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@ almondjoy
Get this into that your empty skull. Sometimes I imagine how useless and idiotic you are in real life. I can bet you are a frustrated sex slave looking for solace online.
I can never be tired of a fool like you .I have better things to attend to than having the whole time in the world for a flat-assed and son-fondling idiot like you, desperately waiting for her patrons. Cheap slut.
You sound so backward and illiterate.I have always told you that all you lost in your stupidity , you greatly gained in your foolishness. Get a life you old confused armpit-smelling fucktard.
I will crush you till you become reasonable.Always ready for a knuckle-headed clown like you.
But I will never allow a repulsive ugly owl like you to interfer in my serious time.
Idiot
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almondjoy (f)
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@ almondjoy
Get this into that your empty skull. Sometimes I imagine how useless and idiotic you are in real life. I can bet you are a frustrated sex slave looking for solace online.
I can never be tired of a fool like you .I have better things to attend to than having the whole time in the world for a flat-assed and son-fondling idiot like you, desperately waiting for her patrons. Cheap slut.
You sound so backward and illiterate.I have always told you that all you lost in your stupidity , you greatly gained in your foolishness. Get a life you old confused armpit-smelling fucktard.
I will crush you till you become reasonable.Always ready for a knuckle-headed clown like you.
But I will never allow a repulsive ugly owl like you to interfer in my serious time.
Idiot
No sit here and banter a while with me! You son of a two legged he-goat! You have better things to do? You would have fooled me. You will crush who? Come and try and I will tell you what I do to imbeciles like you who still "sleeps" with their mothers! Who is clowning with you? You are used to smelling armpits and crotches since your head is buried in there for 23 out of 24 hours a day. I may have a "smelly armpit attracting you" but your gangrenous jello of a dickie can never attract even the lava in my commode! Only armpit? Scoot down a little and have the real "scent of a woman"! Not like the "dinghy county bush pig" you call a wife at your motel-home in "Gboko" who smells like she is on her period every single day.--RAW DECAYING PIECE OF PIG FLESH!!!! With dried flakes of unwashed blood trailing her all over the place--since you encouraged her not to bathe--even ever since she had all those piglets you call kids! The ultimate attraction for your baboonic nostrils. Son fondling? Oh please--be original! You keep sleeping with your mother and I will keep fondling my sons! Illiterate wretch like you. Go to technology and programming section and display your ignorance. You Idumota goat phocking son of a bleached whore!!! I have "fuctarded" a Hummer and need a driver like you to send to the market for transport livestock and vegetables for our family use! Leave Nigeria first--then you can find out how cheap I am as a slut I am very popular in Las Vegas! Useless uneducated mother-phocking son of a toothless hag! |
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willy*2
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Frankies the "Bloody son of a bloody-10-breasted- Bitch!
keiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wonderful |
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Frankies (m)
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You are used to smelling armpits and crotches since your head is buried in there for 23 out of 24 hours a day. I may have a "smelly armpit attracting you" but your gangrenous jello of a dickie can never attract even the lava in my commode! Only armpit? Scoot down a little and have the real "scent of a woman"! Not like the "dinghy county bush pig" you call a wife at your motel-home in "Gboko" who smells like she is on her period every single day.--RAW DECAYING PIECE OF PIG FLESH!!!! With dried flakes of unwashed blood trailing her all over the place--since you encouraged her not to bathe--even ever since she had all those piglets you call kids! The ultimate attraction for your baboonic nostrils.
Son fondling? Oh please--be original! You keep sleeping with your mother and I will keep fondling my sons! Illiterate wretch like you. Go to technology and programming section and display your ignorance. You Idumota goat phocking son of a bleached whore!!! I have "fuctarded" a Hummer and need a driver like you to send to the market for transport livestock and vegetables for our family use! Leave Nigeria first--then you can find out how cheap I am as a slut I am very popular in Las Vegas!
Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to your stupidity. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency. Why can't you be much more realistic.You not only reply with my post as your point but you also say things unrealistic and too nasty as you are You are so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests.Dumb ass I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist or better still, try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again. Almondjoy, skunk-brained bastard |
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jkpretty (f)
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Please almondjoy & frankies take things easy. Can't u get this over with? from thread to thread? I think U have over-extended this. Please put a stop to it. I was enjoying this thread & the replies & was really learning alot from the married peeps. I really would wish it would continue. @Administrator Can we have a court section on nairaland, where people can carry their case to instead on using threads, we have enough lawyers on NL that would be of help. seriously but i wish their could be. |
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willy*2
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@Administrator Can we have a court section on nairaland, where people can carry their case to instead on using threads, we have enough lawyers on Nairaland that would be of help. seriously but i wish their could be. I volunteer to be the Judge free of Charge I promise not to be like Justice Nyako |
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