Toilet Disease, Real Or Imaginary?

toilet disease is one of the major disease that affect those that use public toilet or people who cannot clean their toilet always. is an infection that cannot be cure easily

Amen to those.  In Nigeria, I observed people walking around all day and all night and they NEVER washed their hands. Even in restaurants--most people go in there do their thing and get out.  When you look around--no soap, no towels, no sanitizers--ABOLUTELY NOTHING!!!  You wonder what the kitchen staff are doing then--cooking your food. All those Mr. Bigg's and Tantalizers staff.  These same people will come back home, hug their children and go to bed without even taking a bath! No running water of course!  Or no diesel for generators to "pump" water even in the so-called famous mansions. Over here, you find such things too-but maybe not as bad since you can protect yourself better.

I washed my hands like at least 3 times a day when I was in Nigeria and each time, the color that came our from the washing process was either black or brown--DIRTY!  From touching this or shaking hands!  How won't people have diseases?  Please do not blame public toilets or hotel linen at all!  People are just plain dirty period!  Then when they die, they will say "Witches"! People will dig their arses all day and pick their noses all night then use the same hands to shake every other person's in the neighbourhood.  Kai!

@Uspry1
Of course toilet splashes can cause infections but that is highly unlikely.  By the nature the environment---being public restrooms, you can catch anything.  Over here, they are not that dirty. The main reason for the problem in your sources quoted here is that people do not wash their hands properly and as a result spread can spread infection to others.  That can also happen in the grocery stores.  You can catch anything, anywhere if you are unfortunate.

Some of these organisms cannot even survive for hours without being in a live host.  Some need to be in the blood to do their work.

Sure, your sources are valid, but the interpretation is what I question.  Public restrooms contain a lot of infectious agents, yes! But the main reason is not from sitting on toilets--but poor hygiene.  Most sexually transmitted diseases like naijaking1 stated are just what they are--Sexually Transmitted Diseases.  Unless you are exposed to needle sticks.

You rarely catch a sexually transmitted disease by using a public toilet unless you have been "splashed" all over with some contagious specimen.  Highly unlikely I say--If people wash their hands thoroughly when they use public bathrooms.  Like I said again--you can also find these people spreading germs in the grocery stores with their filthy hands.

true AJ,  i wonder how they do it i mean shit and not wash hands. the gods must be good. if you go into some toilet, they even use the shit to draw lines, write 123, abc etc. eww 

by the way, is hand wash soap common in Nig market this days?

you funny,  am a good girl,  .

yes, the itchy on my bottom was really bad to be honest, it really did happened. i remembered just rushing in and sat down. my roommates were saying i should never sit on the toilet seat. all they said was do not sit when using it.

well, one of them who lived there the past semester gave me something i can't remember now. i felt better. till i left a year later, i never sat on it no more.

I say highly impossible. Na lie! It was bound to happen.  When you sit down in a commode, your vagina does not come in contact with the commode abi?--So if at all, you vagina should not be itchin' unless a dirty guy has gone in there.  Only your bum bum should be itching.  Or it was just the "yeasty" time of the month with all the nylon dross.  Or too much sugar down there! So say something else dear.

Now, if you did not wash your hands--then we are talking.  Because after all said and done, if you come in contact with all the shit on the wall and so on and so forth--if you wash your hands--all those germs die.  If not--you don buy market be that!

Which part of your bottom? Your ikebe?  Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?  No, that is not possible.  Jigga dey your mattress!   No be toilet seat cause am!

To make matters worse--you want to blame things on "the ladies in green dresses leaving"  You no well at all!

Look we have "shalangas" in Agenegbode.  No contact with anything but flies! Please do not open it--I don't want to see it.  You mean you carried it around all these years?   Na Nairaland we dey ooooooooooooooh!  Be very careful what you write here Nairaland--people are recording everything to be quoted in the future---make that your cute BF Eglaxton, abi na david no tear race!

You did not clarify what was itching you so I assumed.  My Ikebe has never itched me in ma life and if toto itch me--I know wetin cause am!

Yansh get plenty places now.  Shaki dey.  Abodi dey.  Kpomo dey.  Tozo dey.  Tongue dey. Which one?

Wey that your picture sef--the one with the cute behind?   We did not see your face--but no problem.  What you showed us was enough.  You mean to tell me say that your cute behind you showed us got some craw craw once upon a time?

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!  Na wah for you oooooooooooooooh!  Come carry tight jeans cover the whole thing!

So how did you miraculously catch this itchy nyansh syndrome.  Was it airbourne?   Infact, you are confusing me the more.  I will come back. Just give me a simple explanation as to how manage so I can not fall into such.  Time for dinner and some prison break.

 

All it itakes is an Almondjoy to make any topic very interesting!

Well, using toto to siddon is not impossible, because anthropologically, the vagina was a posterior organ.

You see, our ancestors had to have sex standing up and on the go, and of course from the back.

This was before we settled down, learned how to build houses, sleep long hours, and of course start having sex anteriorly and in supine position.

So, depending on your body habitus, you could actually be sitting on your toto at times.

By the way, itching on the nyash no be STD.

AJ, if i don't take kia i will die of laughter cus of you!

AJ, again you fit kill person with laughter.
I don't know the kind of explanation you want again sorry 
all i knew was that i just moved into the hall and went to pee. thinking the place was that clean, i sat down on it.
it was my nash (ikebe) let me use a word you can easy get that started itching me.

Naijaking, sure it was no STD. those living in there said it s a common thing when you sit on it. so they warned me never to sit on it. they said stand when using it. well, that was a jambito experience.


If I want to use tolet sometimes, I have to stand on it with ma shoes on first, then squat so I don't get splashed doing #2.  Or line the inner commode with some toilet paper to reduce the possiblities of "splashing".

it was a public toilet and i didn't do the above so you talk am already the cause of my itching ikebe 

@Almondjoy-honey, when was the last time you went to a zoo.

Our closest evolutionary ancestors/relatives live there, and you would be impressed by the position and size of the vagina in those animals.

The difference between us is just a matter of a few million years, but the need to appreciate this evolutionary connection is because there continues to be variations on the location of the organ in different people today.

Before our ancestors started to lay on green lush grasses, they were on the go, hunting, being hunted, and runing for dear life 24/7.

We did not always lie down for hours having sex, it was more 'like touch and go' from the back, and to maximize the chances of escape when attacked.

No be for Ibadan?   How you go go Ibadan go siddon for toilet wey Adedibu don use finish?   You sat on a public toilet in Naija?   I say you have to stand on the commode with your shoes on then squat away from the whole mess.

Thanks for the clarification---your ikebe was the itchy part.  Gosh!  That toilet must have been really dirty to cause contact dermatitis on your ikebe.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Naija!!!!!



Say what?   I say I always knew you were not well at all!   Please which animals are you referring to--that have large protruding vaginas on their heads chineke God of Agenegbde?  Please educate me abeg.  Name one make a go google am.

I can see you have some nostalgic feelings about the way "your" ancestors did things then. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.  Na wah for you oooooooooooooooh! I prefer the modern agenda please.  All that "sex" on the go--is not it at all. Your ancestors na fowls?




Efuah! Efuah! Efuah!  How many times did I call you?   How many fights you wan settle for Nairalandyyyyyyyyyy?   You go soon get stroke or hunch back.   You no know say I get plenty honeys for Nairaland?   There is enough love to go around--I am not selfish with it arrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaalllll!

_{Let sleeping dogs lie a say, let sleeping dogs lie!}

Things dey happen for Nairaland oooooooooooooh!  I say things dey happen. Never a dull moment around here, I swear!

Chai!!!!  I love Nigerians!

Wey darfur?

ebelebe igba!


naijaking1 darling--nothing personal ooooooooooooh, Efuah and co!   Anatomical variation?   How?  No be this same toto we all get?   It looks like your area of specialty na totos.  I can only wonder the depth of study you have carried out on those subjects to come out with such a thesis.

Of course it opens posteriorly and takes a little tunnel into anywhere that is anyone's guess.  Mine ends on my right side according to your "standard deviation" allowances.

Now the only problem I am trying to figure out---omoge has cleared the air that it was her Ikebe that was itching--- is how in the world any "posteriorly positioned pussy" PPP--can come in contact with a commode--all are shaped like doughnuts I believe?   No matter how fashioned those toilet seats are--the seldom come in contact with the totos because the totos are in close proximal anatomically to the urethras.  If you sit on it you will definitely occlude your urethra and lord help you if it is the time of the month.  Ain't nothing flowing out!  

So you see--you might have studied the different ways totos seat on toilets with different kinds of seats. Goooooooooood.   But if you do not have one--no matter how much you play with it--you can never understand the way it works.  Just like I have very limited understanding how "outer plumbing" really works since I do not have one.

In conclusion,

Poor hygiene is the problem as most women especially the morbidly obese one wipe themselves from back to front instead of from front to back.  As a result drag all the feces from the back into the posteriorly located toto.  Don't forget that the rectum is exactly at "6 O'clock" of the toto.

A toto can never come in contact with a toilet and no female in this world can allow that even if the toilet is in her own personal  chambers.  We just do not do things that way a say.  Please have a re-do on your research findings.