Toilet Disease, Real Or Imaginary?

Don't even try it. That one is even worse.  Those animals inside bush have a keeeeeeen sense of smell. Hmmmmmmmmm! A racoon with some huge teeth like Michelle Obama own might just be nearby thinking it has found "fresh fish" flavored meat in the bush--with shaki, tozo, abodi, brokoto, gills and fins--all in one.   E come be the kind when the racoon never see before.   Exotic food!

ebelebe igba--nda!!!

<sub>Ah-ah?  This lady don change name again?  What is going on?

Wey Horus?</sub>


Look here, yemivictor.  Please do not bring anything here to gross us out. If you are thinking of given us a rendition of that nasty movie called "The DreamCatchers" just hold break a beg you.  Just tell us the gist of it all.  We don't need to see it ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!  If you called ma name up there, it cannot be a good lesson afterall. You wan teach me lesson eh? I say it cannot be good.  Hater!  I hope the commode did not cave in by some 3000lbs female and she disappeared into the abyss?

_{Gosh! I can only imagine. Hmmmmmmm}

Infact that reminds me. I was gisted about one of our neighbours who got up in the middle of the night in Nigeria of course to go to the bathroom.  His saving grace was that he turned on the light before he decided to do his thing. Only to look inside the commode and see a snake in there.  

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Chineke God!!!!  Who sen' aaaaaaaammm?  Witches!

Thank God the man had a gun--just shoot the thing to death. The man was traumatized for years.  In fact my parents tease the man all the time he visits.  Can you imagine the possibilities of what could have happened?  The snake would have definitely thought it was mating season!

A no know which part a for attack first if na me be that snake-----definitely the balls first! Free tozo suya!

As a result even over here--I must turn on the light and examine ma surroundings wellu wellu!  If na Naija a dey. I must have a functioning flash light at all times and one one for back up.

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I say sointin muss loss.  Sointin muss loss a say! Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Okotoligba! Frightening!

Oghenebikhorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

So please yemivictor make you no try am at all!  That area is sensitive to us too you know?  We don't appreciate being bitten of by unauthorized romantic interests.  Thank you for your co-operation in advance!

@Almondjoy,

Which one do you prefer: Using sugar ants to scrap off the dirt on your underwear, or contracting Niesseria gonorrhea/chlamydia from a toilet seat?

Who needs OMO and Elephant Blue detergent went when sugar ants are willing and ready to do the job for free.

It must be fun to practice in naija, don't you think?

I like to do the dare devil thingy but I am wondering if it is a good idea.   Well briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing it on! I am waiting then. I think you have wetted ma appetite enough. I say get the permission ASAP and let me see wachugot!

E-mail Banorable now--abi make a give you im e-mail addy?  Look down his "owner's" sign at the bottom of the web page now. How can you say you can't get in touch with Seun?

_{Thinking of Father Abraham!}

ive seen that slide show b4, ewwwww

@Olani

From previous posts, you asked a question which wasn't really clarified.

If a lady has toilet infection or candidasiasis. and she has unprotected sex, she will transmit it to the guy. So if she has a boyfriend and she has it, both of them have to be treated at the same time and abstain till after treatment.

You are welcome!

Ouch!

there was a childrens board game a few years ago about the dangers of public toilets and the disease you can get but for the life of me i cant remeber what it was called.   use a seat liner when i a public toilet or at least cover the seat with tp