Indecent Proposal

A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "Excuse me, would you have sex with a man you didn't know for one million dollars?"

She thinks about the proposition for a minute, and then
replies,"Yes, I would sleep with a man I don't know for a million dollars."

The man then asks,"Would you sleep with me for fifty cents?"

Insulted, the woman replies, "Of course not!! How could you ask me such a thing?"

The man states, "Well, we've already established the fact that you're a whore. Now I'm just haggling over the price."

The guy has a real point there! Which one she dey sef?

Haha  . . .like Maleeq said. . .guy has a point 

left or right, up or down, south or north, from whatever view you are looking at it,  ladies are bitches

one love

this LuUmBion2 sef

e too run mouth
 

chai!

Gamine, that was a nice one. The guy in your story actually makes apoint.

Your thread's topic sound so much like a Nigerian home video! Hope you've not bn wasting too much time with 'em?

I wasn't insulting you Gam  It's just that the topic sounds so "homevideoish". Like Indecent Love, Indecent Affair, Indecent Proposal and the likes 

ok then rename the topic nah, 

all these spoilsports sef!

Theres actually a movie (Nigerian) titled "Indecent Proposal"

hmmnnn,

and for the records, i'm still luumbion2,

2 was erased from the name and it was spelt backwards!

@gamine

Judging from your big mouth, your brain must be very small.
Beta stay trapped in your closet!

Gay?



FUNNY.
   

Gam.

Shouldn't I comment on what's funny again? Na waoooo

Wassup with you?

The word should hav been ^{*most ladies are bitches*}

 I see what u mean.

Gamine - My name is not spoil-sport