The Word Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word 'mess'. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, 'mess' falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a mess), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a mess), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific mess).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). 
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, mess she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word 'mess'.  Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations,

Greetings   "How the mess are ya?"

Fraud       "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, mess it!"

Trouble     "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression  "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust     "Fuck me."

Confusion   "What the mess, ?"

Difficulty  "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair     "Fucked again, "

Pleasure    "I couldn't be fucking happier."

Displeasure "What the mess is going on here?"

Lost        "Where the mess are we."

Disbelief   "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial      "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity  "I know mess all about it."

Apathy      "Who really gives a mess, anyhow?"

Greetings   "How the mess are ya?"

Suspicion   "Who the mess are you?"

Panic       "Let's get the mess out of here."

Directions  "Fuck off."

Disbelief   "How the mess did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Al Gore!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history,

"What the mess was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the mess is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's going to fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the mess did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its going to fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

lol

but mess is now an english word!

It's a sure sign that your adolescence is irretrievably behind you when you no longer take any particular joy in using the word "mess."

Let's just suppose, for instance, that the new Greatest Comic Playwright brought a play to New York in which several characters routinely used a four-letter epithet for "Jew" that begins with the letter "K." Let's suppose that the characters in the play used the "K" word in exactly the places where the "F" word is used today. ("Give me that k--ing gun!" "Go k-- yourself." "Go get k--ed." "K-- off.")

Never mind that the use of that word in those contexts is ludicrously without meaning -- so is the use of the "F" word.

wow, never see the word F.u.c.k. so useful

But u use it abi

u suck then

The word Fucck is just the best word out there these days.
Its so usable and can fit into any sentence or phrase.
My best one is Fucck's wrong with u or For Fucck sake.

I like calling a spade a spade.

If u wan fork, say so.

There is nothing wrong in telling your woman, I wan fork you.

Who made the word fxxk obscene or vulgar?

When having fun with a very wet babe, the sound of the privates thrusting in and out actually sounds fxxk, fxxk.

I use the Word FORK.

the word Fuck is as good as shit

woww, Gamine did you do some research on the F word? lol and I thought 'WHATEVER" was the most abused word, and being used by people too lazy to be more explicit,  i guess 'Mess" takes the crown, right?

Heard that before. but don't know how true it is

What is really wrong with the word FUCK?