Which is your favourite e-mailThe best mail is always hard to delete from the inbox and you try as much as possible to send to as many people as you could so that you could read over and over again.Which is your favourite mail.This is mine
Couldn't stop laughing and thought of how so applicable it is to you
WHAT MAKES You A "BLACK PERSON "
or your name must be Coral
1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can
reuse the wrapping.
2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or aunt.
3. More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in
your home are illegal copies
4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you
never throw anything away, just in case you need it
someday.(a gum boot without a partner and the baby
walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48)
5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle
from your stays at hotels. (Gocool, Sweet heart,African pride....)
6. You have almost always carry overweight baggage
when travelling by plane.
7. If a store has a limit on the quantity of a
product, then each member of the family will join separate queues
to purchase the maximum quantity possible. (sugar,soap,rice,
cooking fat etc etc during old good days)
8. All children have annoying nicknames.
9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are
coming over for a visit. ( uncle, wife, sis-in-law,
two nephews and a neighbour) have camped at home
10. You stuff your pockets with, mints and toothpicks
at restaurants. and Tesco M&S receipts (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt
shakers!)
11. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her
sister and does not talk to her for 10 years.
12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate
at night (especially beepers).
13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at
the airport or see you off even if it is a local
flight or you are only going away for three days.
14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provide
because the first month is free. (I know some people O!.....)
15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to
your home.(Yes,staple machine, office pins, punch
machine,cellotapes, post-its,sugar, coffee etc.)
16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes
and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.
17. You have knickers that are 10 years old and refuse to throw away,
even if your daughter and family is begging for you to throw them away .
(Applicable to Coral only)
18. You know all the Tube stations in London, and you havent been there yet.
19. You call London Jandon or Jand.
20. When you don't know the source of your friend's wealth, you say he must be shady.
21. You eat Eba in the morning, but when you meet your boyfriend and he asks you
what you will like for breakfast, you say you will like to have
bacon, sausages, ham rolls with toast bread.
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