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mimiko (f)
Re: What A Wife
« #192 on: November 13, 2007, 04:05 AM »

he can't he is in the zoo they don't get stuff like that aside internet Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
mimiko (f)
Re: What A Wife
« #193 on: November 13, 2007, 04:10 AM »

@fyneyes
thanks alot Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

freeezy
i beg leave the guy he has refused to go back to elementry school Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
freezy (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #194 on: November 13, 2007, 10:42 AM »


At your service, mimi. . .  ur every wish is my command  Wink
Migines (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #195 on: November 13, 2007, 03:43 PM »

*laughing*
c as woman turn u to m*m*
tope_teadr (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #196 on: November 13, 2007, 03:45 PM »

I wanted 2 say so, but the motherfcu!<'s not worth it.
freezy (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #197 on: November 14, 2007, 09:10 AM »

See what comes out of Teadr because i decided to chill out. . .  Mr. Teadr! the battle line is drawn! On guard, Monsieur!
showbobo (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #198 on: November 14, 2007, 12:07 PM »

*clears throat loudly*
phenomenon (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #199 on: November 18, 2007, 07:48 PM »

Mimiko! How have you been? Cool?  Wink
tope_teadr (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #200 on: November 18, 2007, 08:04 PM »

The battle line is not drawn, it's only sketched out. Wait till u see d line drawn, then u'll know what's up.
mimiko (f)
Re: What A Wife
« #201 on: November 19, 2007, 05:25 AM »

phenomenon am cool tx

yeeeeeeeeeeeeee someone help me ooooo Tope is blowing gramar Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
The Pope (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #202 on: November 19, 2007, 07:36 AM »

what's going on here again? i turned my back for barely a week, and yo'all are drawing the battle line, sharpening swords and clenching your teeth. maybe i should just sit on the fence and watch you rip your guts over nothing, provided blood doesn't spill on mimilove, and the rest of nairaland. i'll be holding up.
freezy, they think u r not man enough. Oya, throw your first punch!
showbobo (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #203 on: November 19, 2007, 07:44 AM »

@The Pope

Sir,you're supposed to be a peacemaker and not a WARDOER.don't mind him jare FREEZY,why don't you BEHEAD him instead so that the blood would stain both MIMIKO and THE POPE Huh Grin
kronkykay (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #204 on: November 19, 2007, 08:46 AM »

i just can't imagine all this.

migs, the eldest son of this family, has finally decided to put his hands on his younger brother's throat.

haba!

i just left tis house for a quick drink and now all i see is some kids running around the backyard swimming pool naked.

freezy, i no go talk again oh, i want to see blood but not on my hands.

mr/mrs Tope
if freezy exhibits the tru legend in him, am sure i not going to miss you.
if i may ask @@how old are yu@@, ?? there may be a need for you to grow up.


i've really missed you guys oh
where is clem?
fyneyes
Re: What A Wife
« #205 on: November 19, 2007, 09:18 AM »

now this is getting really serious, Cool

tope you really need to prove a point,i wonder how your brain generates enough energy to type those weak lines of yours.u can do beta than that hit freezzy harder Angry
tope_teadr (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #206 on: November 19, 2007, 09:22 AM »

Fred kruger (kronkay), if i catch u en!  U'll be begging 4 ur wife.
Mimiko what's up lol.
Showbobo just b'because i 4got 2 behead u d last time we met now means u want revenge.
Pope, don't worry before the war, i'm going to behead u, So u wount hv blood on ur head.
Freezy, how dare u elaborate a battle line without sketching, where are ur tools 4 drawing a battle line, where is the contractor (migines), where are the men (showbobo, iwajay& phiniter) who r supposed to do the manual labour, where is the refree (clemcy), where is the cheerleader (ituen). Where are the ones sponsoring this fight. U better get them all or forget 'bout d battle line.
Migines (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #207 on: November 19, 2007, 11:13 AM »

@fyneyes
looo
*he keeps hearing bla bla bla bla frm tope so he brings out his 9mm(silenced) and puts a stop to it*

. . .Conts
loool
tope_teadr (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #208 on: November 19, 2007, 11:22 AM »

Forgets that i'm on full body armour. Draws out his tranquilizer riffile and lays migs on the floor.
Migines (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #209 on: November 19, 2007, 11:24 AM »

Unfortunately mig is also called the wolverine wich makes tope's attack uneffective.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #210 on: November 19, 2007, 11:27 AM »

Forgetting that i'm on full adrenaline tries to distract, bu my sharp shooting sense takes him out.
freezy (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #211 on: November 19, 2007, 11:29 AM »

fyneyes,
u r missin it. . . those extra weak lines are as a result of minimal (and sometimes null) power supply to his brain.  Hold on. . . did u for one second think that his brain generates power? Mos def not! 'because if it did, we'D be getting proper lines from him and not all of these incoherrent blabberdash.  Cool


So Mr. Teadr, what point exactly are you trying to pass across?
Migines (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #212 on: November 19, 2007, 11:31 AM »

Wol-ve-ri-ne BROVA!

A'int nothing g0nna hurt me.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #213 on: November 19, 2007, 11:36 AM »

*ignore the brainwashed kid and turns to a well  respected person*
migs u cannot distract someone on full adrenaline.
tope_teadr (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #214 on: November 19, 2007, 11:38 AM »

Brings out his jack hammers magnet and uses it to throw migs away.
iwajay (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #215 on: November 19, 2007, 11:48 AM »

Whoah! it took a while going through all the pandemonium going on on this thread and hey! tdear(mr/mrs) seems to be in a wholota sh*t. Hey where's that guy that was supposed to bury the hatchet? Why not just bury the damn thing into the damned neck and lets all go about out lives in peace.
Migines (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #216 on: November 19, 2007, 11:51 AM »

Damn! that hurts.
*manages to strike tt in d stomach and gets him perfectly. The both fall unconcious*
The Pope (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #217 on: November 19, 2007, 12:33 PM »

i might die before d battle, but i'D get to heaven and bolt the doors against u, tope, showbobo, fyneyes; making ur wondering souls restless forever. i'll only open for whoever has the most blood on his hands. i swear, am drawing the battle line from heaven.
kronkykay (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #218 on: November 19, 2007, 12:54 PM »

Quote from: tope_teadr on November 19, 2007, 09:22 AM
Fred kruger (kronkay), if i catch u en! You'll be begging 4 your wife.
 


hmmmm

wondering what a midget with a limp dic!< can do to my wife!!!!!

shakes head in disgust


NOTHING-------NOT A THREAT TO MOSQUITO.
The Pope (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #219 on: November 19, 2007, 01:09 PM »

warming up for show down. . .
kronkykay (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #220 on: November 19, 2007, 01:31 PM »

gear up brova


it may get to you first.
clemcykul
Re: What A Wife
« #221 on: November 19, 2007, 04:17 PM »

*returns from market* wadda hell is happening Huh Huh

who removed my bra from the hanger Huh Huh Huh teadr is that what ure wearing on ur head Huh Huh

Suga_Lips (f)
Re: What A Wife
« #222 on: November 19, 2007, 10:06 PM »

Dude, y'all play too many games and watch too movies  Cheesy
Migines (m)
Re: What A Wife
« #223 on: November 19, 2007, 10:27 PM »

Lol
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